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Everything is a marriage proposal! 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My brother is a foot & half taller then his wife. He comes up to about her nose when he's on his knees. He often times cooks, does dishes, and other stuff on his knees b/c everything is so low for him.
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Lady Gaga was doing dishes 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Actually, it looks allot like Supergirl's gloves. I wonder...
Iggy? 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Vanilla Ice?
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Guess she didnt pay a single penny 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They also cleaned her apartment & fixed her computer.
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It's true though 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
More specifically, indoor running water.
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4 is interesting I didn't know you could do that 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And how do you make *more* freckles?
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I would always be blue 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, this didn't work so well at the Polyamorus weekend...
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what what what what*cue macklemore* 64 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thanks to FanFiction, allot of those wouldn't be real. It would be fun though.
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I have one of those 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
At my sister's, when we visit, we all fight for that cup. I've been thinking of buying her more.
I think I'm scared for life... 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I think its a cucumber. Its a cheap, disposable "dildo"
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Body hair 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Friend took me for a Brazilian wax before I went on a 3 week beach vacation. Everything was gone. Every single hair. I looked great in my swimsuit but it was weird going to the bathroom. I had to blot cause wiping wouldn't work. After that, I got a bikini wax and liked it. Having no hair in the crease of my leg means it doesn't tangle & knot from my underwear or swim suit rubbing. And I trim the rest so that when I do have my period, the hair doesn't act like a paintbrush and get it EVERYWHERE!
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Body hair 46 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Quote from Star Trek book.
"Why are Human Males so hairy?"
"Traction."
*Blushes* Thank you, we are awesome 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
LoL. This is an ironic statement since if you did suck dick, you'll still have your period and if your uterus sucked dick, you have a chance of not having your period or your period will be different. Mine cut in half when I got a boyfriend. We just did it on a towel & took a shower afterwards. Better then any hot pad/midol combo ever.
Glorious specimen 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Its Dean & Cas's love child! Who wouldn't want to rub him?!?
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Good question 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And also the strangest threesome or love triangle ever. Or rather most different. It was awesome!
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If I somehow get a portal gun I am gonna do this 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I kinda had the same idea. Though do you know how great it would be to be able to do your own bikini waxing? Or cut your own hair? It'd save a ton of money.
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Disturbance in reality 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Speaking of bags, those look pretty cool. I just can't tell what the name is on them.
Kawaiii 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OMG! That's a great idea. I have a co-worker who "collects" these special vita-mix/energy drink can things. She doesn't rinse them out and keeps them by her desk like a wall of decoration. So we always have buggies around the office. I've tried many different gnat traps and tapes and sprays but they keep coming back. I love the idea of a spider for her nasty gnats.
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Why you shouldn't tease your dog with vuvuzelas 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Not the response I was expecting. The vuvuzelas need to DIE!
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What an epic dubstep performance! This guy has a serious talent! 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That was amazing. It was almost like he was a robot/animitronic/marionette. Very good.
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Yes...just yes 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Their bottoms are so HIGH!
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Yes...just yes 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This was so funny and great to watch. Though that first woman in the line up made me think of Wonder Woman.
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Just Do It 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
In the 20th century, with the help of a vaccine we ELIMINATED Small Pox. An entire generation was immunized and this deadly disease was COMPLETELY ELIMINATED from the Human population. No one ever can or will get Small Pox ever again. Thanks to a vaccine and a world wide push to eliminate this deadly disease.
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Don't call him Harry 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
As a former victim of extreme bullying. You walk away, you walk away, you ignore, you don't do anything until one day you just snap. That's why you look out for the quiet ones. It gets all pushed down, bottled up, and crammed inside until something extreme happens. Those bullies got what they deserved.
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How to mentally scar your enemies 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
paramecium brain
Guy is sick of roommates stealing his food 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
She's wearing the blue gloves of death! That means she was cleaning something nasty like the bathrooms. Wash that fruit or throw it out.
This is a really good idea. 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Done It! Though I have rescued a few women from uncomfortable situations too.
Life hack with a homemade metal can heater 1 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yay! You just set toilet paper on fire and made it an interesting survival hack!
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Help me! I've looked at this for an hour, and I still have no idea of what this is! 41 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My mom is a substitute teacher. She took this as a class activity. The only students to figure it out got their cell phones taken away with their Google display still open. LOL.
It's 2015, these ketchup sachets should be everywhere by now 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Because the old type is already everywhere.
Will Neodymium Magnets Blend? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yep. B/c children are swallowing the magnets and they go into their intestines and really *$@^( things up. B/c they're magnetic, they will attract one another even through cellular walls. So b/c we have irresponsible parents - its now illegal.
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Knitting master 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
CROCHET!!!!!
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When to Change/Wash 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It can depend on the bra. Frequent washing will make them loose shape and elasticity faster. If your bras are really expensive (I know a lady who has these HUGE boobs. I mean Dolly Parton's look small next to her. She has to special order these 80$ bras) don't wash them too much. Hand wash. Though you can rinse them while wearing them to keep smells and body oils from getting to be too much. Since so many first world people bathe so much, its not necessary to clean them as much. Though panties do need to be washed each time, since you do "ooze" (that's what my friend calls it.)
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Math. 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My brother was really good at math, so his wrestling coach helped him get a math scholarship. The next thing I know, he's a Doctor in physics and his bosses pay him to come interview with them. Even if he really doesn't want the job. Boy makes BANK! He was able to buy a 3 bedroom house cash down. No mortgage. Though he felt he cheated himself since he then couldn't afford to take his month long over seas vacation for 2 years.
I qualified and got the same math scholarship but went into the Humanities. I wrote a book and gave a few lectures & stuff. I now live in my parents basement asking them for money. I'm 3 classes from my masters but all the jobs I can get is where I type 120 per minute skill I picked up from a quarter long class I took in high school.
Boom 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Go read the book. Its not the same as Disney's movies. And read "The Water-Babies, A Fairy Tale for a Land Baby" It'll really mess you up.
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How to hide your things on the beach? 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I can just see it. A whole bunch of red former white people looking for trash they left on the beach b/c they left their phone/keys/wallet in a bottle they should have used to keep their pasty white @$$ covered & protected from the sun.
Gordon Ramsay's not in hell when it comes to kids. 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Watching those kids cook is amazing. Not just b/c they cook food that is delicious and they have stools to reach the cooking surface but mainly b/c they're always congratulating and encouraging each other. They're nice to each other. No bickering, no infighting, no back biting, no double agendas. They cook. They do well and they try.
With Gordon Ramsey and the other hosts encouraging them is hilarious. They're helping and encouraging and think of good things to say. I loved the moment when Ramsey says "OMFG" for "oh, my food god!" and the little girl is laughing, thinking something else "b/c you have that reputation." I lost it!
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Everytime I try to have a slice of pizza 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's how you know you're eating a good pizza. Real cheese stretches like that.
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The other side of things 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, that's one way not to loose or break your iPhone
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some friends they are 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's how I lost my best friend. My car died and I couldn't walk to the movie theater to see Star Wars Ep1. Asked for weeks if my friends would just drop me off. Even offered gas money. All said no. Then the mid-night party release- they all went. I was numb for days then stopped speaking to nearly all of them. Haven't talked to my former best friend of 7 years since, except to tell her I'm not hanging out with her any more.
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I need to do this 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There is no No.2 marking and you can't see the tip. No.2 pencils have a certain ratio of clay to graphite. This could just be decoration. It'd be neat to have one.
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Embarrassing Limbo Time, But It's Funny 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Feel the same way. Hate pranksters. But at least these guys left them with a pretty nice looking sleeping mask.
Seriously... Why? 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
B/c we have the Vajayjay.
RIP in peace 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So does that mean the kid was a long lost, secret gay prince?
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Quite informative 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
64. And one fabulous desert.
70. And those that clean up. Esp if it isn't you.
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Quite informative 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
53. Cussing never helps. Even if you're talking about the #^*$ that hit you and admits it.
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Quite informative 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
46. And your dad as well. He sacrificed allot too.
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Quite informative 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
30. And especially don't talk about old boy/girl friends to a new or potential boy/girl friend.
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It's scary how true this is .... 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Really? Have you seen these crazy eyebrows women have now-a-days? They're insane! At the local high school I sub at, they shave them off then draw them on. They look like cartoon characters. I have actually started straight up giggle fit at a few girls.
Introducing: the 2015 ikea bookbook 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Oh my gosh, this is fabulous! Bookbook simplicity and all the hype too!