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guest · 7 years ago

"Ohana, your tie is so beautiful..."
"Vlad, please."

guest · 7 years ago

...but steel's heavier than feathers...

This is what a real playground looks like. f*ck rounded plastic 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Real Playgrounds"? Are we really starting an "#organic uwu vegan love<3" playground movement? Fuck this shit, I don't like ass splinters.

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Don't read the comments. 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Good point, but why would they have a sign up to keep seagulls out? I know seagulls are rather intelligent, but they can't read signs.

Oblivion and Skyrim 126 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Undertale and Slime Rancher
Wat

Las Vegas dip 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

In order as shown in the video: Avacado, Onion, Tomato, Jalapeno, Salt and Pepper, Tortilla Chips. ^-^

What about the pilots? 17 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Press a button that ejects the passengers in 30 seconds-1 minute. Everyone flees the cockpit and survives.

I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Oh, what do I win?

When you finally get your sea-legs 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Weeki Wachi :DD I love that place~

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I'm Alive in my ass 396 comments

guest · 8 years ago

r... rape me in my ass...

Men's bathroom at Disney Frozen on Ice 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

is that a penguin sitting on the sink counter in the back ground?

If you don't get this, then you are too young to be on this site 22 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I'm glad the joke isn't so obviously projected on this post.

Hypothetically hilarious 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

This could be pretty funny..

Pretty much sums it up 119 comments

guest · 8 years ago

yes

Getting dunked on in the name of the Lord. 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

why's James cryin'?

I can honestly say I was not expecting this to go the way it went 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

NEXT THING YOU KNOW

Pillows 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Those pillows aren't expensive, I got the same tan striped ones from the Dollar Tree.

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The true American experience 20 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Sad just how true this is.

~Set me free,my...Honeybee~ 21 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I actually call my boyfriend "Riding Mower" because of this post, he calls me "2x4". We get a lot of weird stares xD

Me af 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

"My love, this is the most serious text I will ever send you.. you are the love of my life. You're the world to me. Please stay with me forever... will you mwrry me?"
"lol mwrry"

My life at Uni right now lol x 16 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No one's gonna fall for you with that dumb attitude, good luck making them stay.

Guess I'll go on FS 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

"I feel lazy here at work so I want to go home to be lazy. Once I'm home, I'm too lazy to be lazy." Story of my life.

Lester 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Look at tHOSE FEETIES

By Fall Out Boy 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

by Fall Out Boy

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Ice cream 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

^Undertale trash. Family to me. Gaster is a cutie and he needs a hug.

Turn Back The Clock 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

As a vet student, this gave me quite the chuckle.

Yeah 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

when I play mario kart

How cyborgs throw deuces 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

NOICER

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*singing* Peel the avocado, peel the avocado... 19 comments

guest · 8 years ago

GUA. CAMOLE. GUA, GUACAMOLE.

To Day Is So Canadian (No Offense To Canadian) 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I said "Happy Maple Syrup Day" to my Canadian boyfriend and he looked me right in the eye, lost his goofy smile, and just said "No."

A Dutch thing 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*smoke a joint and eat some cheese

Dicaprio approaching final form 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He's slowly evolving into Danny DeVito.

Well shit 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

That's not Pearl's mom, that's a blue whale. Note the head. Pearl and her family are probably Sperm whales.

Day 396 of your daily dose of cute: It's a new level when you repost your own post haha 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

smol beebs

Crow vs Finger 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

when he asks if you deepthroat

Cat body slams a kid 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

What would you title this picture? 13 comments

guest · 8 years ago

"Talking about dick" I'm the lady in the pink hat.

THE PAIN! 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It's an illustration. Grow a pair.

"You really think I f*cking look like this, Chad?? How dare you." 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I fell asleep while looking at this picture last night and when I woke up I figured it was a dream. So when I saw this picture here when I'm not drowsy beyond belief, I nearly cried because I really thought this angry turtle was all in my head.

Star Wars Countdown: 13 Days!!! 12 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Chewie found a nice flea comb.

I think i'm straight? 41 comments

guest · 8 years ago

90% of my wet dreams involve house appliances. They include my drying machine, my sink, my bathtub, and a blender. Don't worry about your sexuality there, I KNOW I'm not attracted to these things (at least, not when I'm awake.)

I didn't have a girlfriend till I was 18 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I've known my fiance since I was 15, man.

So much murcia in one pic 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

These fuckers are like pigeons in Alaska.

It didn't work 14 comments

guest · 8 years ago

therainbow that's not a fucking milkshake you actual fucking salmon

These kind of people 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I only did in middle school lunch time because there was no fuckin' other place to put it on my tray.