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The defibrillator toaster 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It was a concept that never made it to production.
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Easy workouts on the sofa 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Just did the Wolverine workout tonight!
That was quick 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm sure the people who have Jar Jar Binks tattoos will still feel worse.
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When things get renamed somewhat logically 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
These are all things Gavin has said. Rooster Teeth ftw
10 ppl with high iqs 16 comments
guest · 9 years ago
huh..I'm in the .5
Thanks for this real standard 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
If you will note the floor, her feet are only one square large. Given that Hawaii is generally a lower income enviroment, one can assume that it is a more standerdized size, maybe 10 inches at the largest. If I'm mistaking the scene and she is somewhere other than home, they may be as large as 12 inches, not over sized feet. Also, frying pans come as small as 3 inches.
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That moment when you're standing still for a long time and suddenly 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Hey everyone, look! Kitten having a stroke, how funny! ...sarcasm does not translate in text.
Quick showers... 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's a large portion of the reason why I included it in the details lol
Blue flesh fish 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And the next endangered species in 3..2..
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Quick showers... 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I get wet enough for lather to take. Wash my hair and beard, rinse, and condition if needed. Then I wash my body, rinse. Turn off the water, squeegee to help keep the shower clean, dry off. All of this can be done in less than 8 minutes, in the dark.
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Modern pocket watch 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I own a pocket watch that I mostly use at work, or places it would be rude to pull out a cell phone.
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When you get downvoted for saying something factually correct 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They enjoy it even less when a guest is the one to do it. As a regular guest, you can trust me on that one.
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murica! 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Given that it's only transmittable via the same pathways as HIV/AIDS, it's only as spreadable as them. The difference is that the people spreading HIV/AIDS aren't spewing blood and fecal matter out of every orifice.
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To coworkers standing around complaining how slow time is passing 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What if I told you that I'm standing around because I've already finished all of the possible jobs for me to complete and that you're now paying me to stand around whether you like it or not.
The 1% 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Do you call women in bathing suits sluts too? These women are showing their bras, not their tits.
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Drawing an ellipse 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That would be a circle, this is how to draw an ellipse.
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Tumblr biology 40 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Ha. Ha, hahahahaha...and I thought my jokes were bad.
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Philosophical question 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Same
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Basically me when I try to scare my friends. 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I do enjoy the new Scot though. He's allowed to be Scottish!
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#canada 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This looks an awful lot like the TTC subway system.
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How to annoy canadians 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Where I'm from in Canada it is literally reserved as a women's sport in the summer. I've never seen anyone play it who didn't wear a skirt while playing
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Eh? 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Canadian game, Canadian beer..Pretty sure what was said was meant to be said.
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And they actually made some changes 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
There's a reason he didn't use the word 'feminist'
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Effects Of Meth 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What if I told you that Iron Man's suits aren't made of iron, but are actually composite alloys designed for weapons and aeronautics.
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What Canadians wish for in a nutshell 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Our government has the potential to be much worse than yours actually. Our Prime Minister has more power than your President comparatively
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It just makes you look stupid 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The post mentions using 5 $20 bills to look cool, not $100 bills.
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Farmer finds 176 lb potato. Regular potato for scale 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They grow in the ground, she probably hadn't dug far enough in a few years.
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Oh, humanity 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But that's a tardigrade
Shampoo bottle 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You married the right woman. Does she bake? You deserve a cookie.
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I can almost smell the death 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's sugar related, this is a matter of calories. This shit will give you a heart attack.
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Hmmm i wonder.. 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
You're all wrong. It's the one taking the picture.
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The story behind Orlando Bloom hitting Bieber 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't steal jokes.
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We all know why 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
6th grade classmates forced our teacher to go on psychiatric leave.
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It feels like a crown 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tonight's Dungeon Master.
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Ten years aging for every four in office 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Some of you are thinking he looks worse, but nobody has noticed the faint smile in the second picture. Seems like he had a good time.
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wise words 53 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Different Guest. A Canadian Guest. Just popped in to say that 'dafuq' needs to get off his high horse and realise that Canadian public schools are often times comparable to American public schools. The major difference I've found is in geography and history classes; the American school system allows a lot of U.S.A. friendly propaganda to be taught in classes that would benefit from expansion of the curriculum.
The fact that both Canada and the United States allow phonetic spelling at lower grades upsets me personally.
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If bees go extinct 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The food you eat is either made from these, or eats these. Stop giving guests a bad name and post something worth other people's brain power.
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Keeping count 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
298? Weren't they dating for several years at this point in the show? Me and my wife had that number beat before we were married.
This guy is a f*cking champion 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm 165lbs and stand 5'11", I'm at my thinest and I feel like I need to put on weight. According to my BMI, an extra 5lbs would make me "Overweight". Definitely don't trust a BMI reading.
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How to tell the consistency of your steak with your hands 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A burger shouldn't be well done either.
Movie to describe sex experience 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Fun with Dick and Jane
The stark reality of iron-man 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He's an anti-hero, like Punisher
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Tetris 31 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Am I the only one who wants to play this tetris?
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Canadian manners 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is exactly the reason. You win a cookie.
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Stages of my wife's despair when we missed the icecream truck 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a compliment, sunny.
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Because he ages like fine wine 12 comments
guest · 9 years ago
His muscles would only get better with age. Every time they tear, he heals the tear.
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Just like the real world 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pretty sure this artist is building on what he learned as an infant.
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This gets to me 24 comments
guest · 9 years ago
They didn't erase anything. They demoted the classification of Pluto from 'planet' to 'dwarf planet' because of its size. Stop the tears and add a word when you describe Pluto.
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Virgin 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Sort of, if they knew my life. 18, first time having sex after a puberty of porn and I last almost 2 hours. Then I come back for round 2 which lasts another 2. Lots of pent up sex lol
The future is bright in croatia with this pizza vending machine 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's not about being better, it's about someone else spending money on it.