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When your restaurant backs you up

Wtf are ultimate air dogs

That movie is literally "the great escape" but with claymation chickens.

Check out the face of the person in the backround!

Homophobic relatives+them not knowing you're not straight = not a good time.

When I was little my dad fell into a pool with his iPod in his pocket and it still worked for about two more years.

He's fine . Internet dad is ALWAYS FINE.

Whaaaaat where did he COME FROM?

The magnet on the rope would get stuck to the one on the boat and the top of the boat would just tilt up.

Also don't forget that St valentine was not only the patron saint of love, but also that of beekeeping, epilepsy and the plague.
Valentines day is a lie.

Yeah it was period blood not self harm. If it was self harm why would she be laughing? Also if it was in a bathroom stall , it would make even more sense that it was period blood.

I literally screamed when I saw this. I have never seen anything about homestuck on this site, not even a hint about it.wow.

A person who thinks men are better than women are misogyinsts. A person that thinks that women are better than men is a misandrist. A person who think both are equal is a feminist. Sometimes people say that they are anti-feminist because they do not understand that misandrist does NOT equal feminist. It is not too difficult to understand.and the "feminists" that say that ANYONE should be sexually assaulted are wrong. No one should "deserves to be assaulted" because they don't understand what feminism is. We just need to educate them.

Wut

That chihuahua looks ready to kill a man.

Caw caw motherfuckers is from homestuck. Davesprite, anyone?

Do you want to know what is traumatic?!?? I picked up my gerbil to find he was dead I started crying. When I rolled him over, he was missing an entire LEG from the knee down. I dropped him back in the cage, and cried and screamed for hours. We never found the leg or the reason why it was gone. I was only ELEVEN.

HOMESTUCKS UNITE!!!!!!
( to find out what it is, just search homestuck and there will be a wiki page on it, it's a webcomics)

I saw kids play with those at the dentist's waiting room in the early 2000's. Anyway, the "only 90's kids will remember this" thing is stupid. The 90's weren't specifically better than any other decade, childhood was awesome.

PLOT TWIST!!!!

When I was ten my annoying friend made me watch this show and it is the worst thing EVER. LITERAL SHIT!!!

Wolves and coyotes! In a rural community in Canada a woman was killed by coyotes because when they attacked her she climbed into the back of her truck instead of the cabin. They also regularily kill livestock such as cows and deer.

Polar Bears live on Canada!! Churchill , Manitoba, Canada is the polar bear capital of the world!! And it is not even within the arctic circle!

Canadians practically NEVER get snow days.

Relatable ...

In the third picture his hat falls into the garbage can.

I saw this in a paradox space comic!!! (Homestuck fandom)

I could kind of tell it was going to be a turd or something , after seeing the pizza girl one.

She looks so confused and concerned.

OMG TEARS

MISTAKES WERE MADE

So cool !

Omg YES

Homestuck- alcohol. You keep on taking it even though it makes you feel horrible afterwards.

This is so weird...

This applies to me every single day. The school system and teachers can be so hypocritical and unfair!

Martin Luther king jr. !!!!

Wtf was that

Where is the rest of the tumblr text post beneath this? It's just been cropped out!

Beautiful!

Homestuck. Literally every character has died, and there is almost 50 characters. And that's not even all.

This is amazing!

I thought everyone did! Wet the brush , put on toothpaste, brush, wet it again! Done.

I went on a vacation to Florida and on the news it said a man threw a five-year old girl off of a nearby bridge and she fell to her death in the ocean.

Does no one else notice "graceful chanting" in the subtitle?

Yes! Foghorn leghorn was an awesome character! He was kind of a jerk, though.

A match "mad" in heaven?

Na na na na na na na na na na, from every enemy, na na na na na na na, to mall security, na na na na na na na! We're on your property, standing in v formation, na na na na na na na!

What is this?!?!?

I do this every single night.