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Smoke giants 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN YAEGER
Deep thoughts in the morning. 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Mine are always questions like "Is a pregnant woman in a pool a human submarine?"
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Prison B*tch Names 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Skankster
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But that emoji doesn't even have eyebrows? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But the emoji doesn't even have eyebrows ....
Parents 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well at least you had the sense to re-hide the body.
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I would cry 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
5. What if voldemort made his nose into a horcrux, and he's still out there somewhere because people just assumed he didn't have a nose ?
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i reblogged this so hard 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Agreed, and that's especially weird because at times I forget that I'm one as well.
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OVERDOOOSE on whaaaat? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Freddie Twerkury"
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Fly little pony 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well, looks like Ron Swanson has cried 3 times now.
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Fly little pony 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ben: *whispering behind Leslie's back* I still don't get it
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For all you artists out there 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I've been in stage crew for the past 3 years at my school, and I quickly learned that in as long as you look in place if you're caught when the lights come up, the audience will just think you're either some kind of furniture salesperson, or a very poorly dressed extra.
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Lobster 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Well unless of course it's yogurt.
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More Tumblr ( '-') 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"brucewayneattack"
*chucks gold bar*
This man is turning 38 today but the 3 is silent 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Or one that you can roll up into a ball
An Armachillow
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Burger 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
With a side of cries.
This is a simple way to know it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm a dedicated participant of no shave November, don't shave December, and Just wait till its above freezing January.
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This is a simple way to know it 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Especially if its above the knee.
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What's your favorite movie quote? 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"What kind of bird are you?"
Noice 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At least he's honest.
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That show about the chinese cats 15 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fun fact: her little sister's name is Xi Gua (西瓜)and in mandarin Chinese this means watermellon.
And to think I was all for moving over there 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Getcha head in the game !
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And to think I was all for moving over there 27 comments
guest · 6 years ago
We have them for our SGA... Needless to say, our school sucks at sports.
Plot holes 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Draw a circle that's the earth...
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Use it now. 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
How do I pronounce your username ?
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Or just George.. 63 comments
guest · 6 years ago
SO HOW ABOUT THAT AIRPLANE FOOD ?!
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Screw Healthiness 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"You accidentally brought me the food that my food eats"
-Ron Swanson
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I never noticed... 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was a beautiful reference
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No this is tumblr 13 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I FOUND NEMO !
so majestic 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's the end of finals, so yea that's basically me
Australia for you. 63 comments
guest · 6 years ago
At least Australia is the only continent without an active volcano.
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