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it must be hard birthing a unicorn 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Exactly, thats how most horned animals develope their horns, after birth.
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The $5 Coin Canada is getting in 2017 38 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What... I'm Canadian, and I've never heard of the Royal Mint making a $5 coin... We already have a $5 banknote... Why do we need a coin?
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Thats Something To Suck On 32 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Dayum!!!! ^_^
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Seven Astronauts describe what it feels like to be in space 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't think Mae knows what A continent is...
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We all know who is the director of this clip 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Michelle Bae?
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The dagestan airlines flight 372 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Velkom to Moskva, privyet!
:/ This is true 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I honestly thought of the Frisian language when I saw "Frise" (A dutch language dialect in Netherlands and north-eastern Germany)
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He sure never said "all of the above"; 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think "all of the above" is needed for
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To be a gentleman costs! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I don't think you've ever actually worn a suit... They're the most tight and uncomfortable thing on earth
Beautiful honeycomb 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This looks disguisting to me... All those goddamn holes
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75 years old, Suffering from ALS for last 50 years 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, he does blink, smile and respond non-auditory to questions asked to him
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"Hey look, I stole your heart" 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So....cute.... *dies*
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This is the real future 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Get your ass to mars"
We could very realisticly terraform mars to be the second and clean earth, all we need to do is pump a little CO2 into Mars' atmosphere and it develop a thicker atmosphere, trapping the heat absorbed by Mars from the Sun, and melting the Polar ice caps of Mars, creating water, recycling water would give us Hydrogen and Oxygen, creating breathable air and fuel for rockets, therefore creating Mars into the Human Races new home planet.
"Here, Timmy, santa gives you... OH F*CK THEYRE EVERYWHERE" 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm in Canada, let the ants try to get to my house through 5 ft of snow and -27°C average temperature... If they're not already dead or frozen
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BUT SRSLY WHERE DOES IT GO??!?? 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It has a second function called "flacid"
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Red Wolf. Critically Endangered 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wolfu! No, desu!
A Math Lesson With a Memeing 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
C=(pi)r2
Hey, hey! You, you! 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But... Its a long æ and a long u
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Checking the transmission 2 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Lool
Did he die? 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yea, quite chuffed, the wanker
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Why be enemies when they can be friends? 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
China and Pakistan aren't so much enemies as India and Pakistan are...
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I can't stop laughing at this 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
" Jesse, we need to cook"
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Girls, if you have a choice, would you call yourself beautiful or average? 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yeah, We want to feel fabulous too!
(Nice username, btw)
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Girls, if you have a choice, would you call yourself beautiful or average? 25 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Don't be like dat, gurlll!!!!
U iz hella cute!
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Another not-popular-enough opinion/unpopular economic opinion puffin 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So true! A valedictorian or a diploma isn't worth jack shit today. Go to University - work at mcdonalds. Don't go to University - work at mcdonalds.
If everyone has a diploma, no one does.
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Rules to live by on public transport 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I disagree with the bag one... If its only 2 seats, I don't want some random asshole sitting next to me...
A sausage vending machine. Welcome to Germany 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Lol, ofcourse its in Bavaria
Percentage of English speakers in Europe 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
How is the UK only 95%? They officially speak the damn language!
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Rape jokes aren't funny. 80 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or how about: you don't rape them over a joke!
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For people who don't know the difference 62 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I've always noticed the difference.
And Greek and Russian:
Greek:
Ελληνικά
Russian:
Россия
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*dolphin noises* YOU! 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm pretty sure "breathing water" is not against the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms
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Teens shouldn't get a Phone until they're 16 34 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm 15 and I still have the same iPod I've had for years. I dont hae / ever have had a phone
This really blows me away 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Only" 10-20 Blurays
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This really blows me away 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I'm 15 and this is pretty damn epic right here
(I'm assuming, because I have no idea about resoloution, pixels, output and all that shiyet)
The struggle is real 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I wouldn't advoid a doctor as cute as her...
Why do they hate children? Why is someone doing that? 50 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why don't you... Oh, I don't know... FUCKING REMOVE THE RAZORS FROM THE PLAYGROUND?!?! logic
The true size of the sun 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"will fit"? Omg, what are you planning to do?!?
Bieber gets Roasted 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That last one
lmao
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This makes no sense 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
But the "newspost" about Turkey wanting to ban Minecraft is fake
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Parents should think about it 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I always prefer water to pop
Eyy, lmao
Riddle me this 32 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A dumbass riddle
Hello officer 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This is great
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The irony is too much 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why not put the signs infront of the tree... There looks to be space...
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Okay, time to buy a lottery ticket 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Dank!!
Would you like a side of quinoa with that? 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Wakey wakey hands off the snakey
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Makes me feel not so bad because people only care about cursing 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"Merhaba you, sahibi!"
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Confession time 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
... 'Alphabets'? Did you mean letters?
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Too early 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Or you could just not tell them until later in life...
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