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WARNING: Super strong language 136 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've asked my grandfather several times if he's just waiting to die. He said he wants to die and go to heaven and be with grandma. He just sits in his house, napping or watching TV. Doesn't do much. He's simply existing and taking up space. When I see him and deal with him, I just wish he'd die already and get out of our hair. I feel bad that I feel this way but ever time I deal with him, its like this. And he refuses to go to a nursing home b/c they aren't "christian" enough for him, despite all his former friends being there. Nerds living in basements, that I can understand and get behind and though I think its lonely and stuff, at least they're doing something in life. My 90 year old grandpa who doesn't even care enough to change out of dirty clothes... I don't think I can even feel sad or pity for him anymore. He doesn't even want to try. He just sits there and we make sure he's fed, watered and medicated. That- that is the true space of waiting for death and why we need death.
That time of year 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG NO! That stuff fizzez!
Dirty dark secret 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I hate that I'm racist but every time I'm confronted by a black person acting black... loud, mispronouncing things, talking about private stuff public... I find myself backing away to avoid involvement. My brother says its hard not to be racist because black people want it that way.
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Give that man a nobel prize 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You can usually tell by the type of car they have.
Wanna grow up to be....... (Don't watch if squirmish) 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This flippin thing is 15 minutes long! Nobody got time for that.
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Childhood. 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There was a recent news article on Yahoo!news that they're worth money. Check it out on E-bay. Of course, this mean I now have to clean and find the damned thing.
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Zipline that is 1500 ft long. Zero visibility at 45 mph. Would you jump? 31 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Terrified of heights, but since the zip line is holding steady up with no slack, I'd trust it.
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Who else watches this awesome show? 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love Fan Fiction, cause someone wrote a neat story how Ragnar is in Valhalla & Athelstan is in Heaven so the Vikings, a bit perturbed about this, invade Heaven trying to get Athelstan back.
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Not today death 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hermes is a psychopomp, A psychopomp is a guide, whose primary function is to escort souls to the afterlife, but they can also serve as guides through the various transitions of life. The term originates from the Greek words pompos (conductor or guide) and psyche (breath, life, soul, or mind). So him being on the wall of a hospital fighting Death is a bit weird, since he's half Death himself. It's like Moon Moon but with dying people.
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Chunk taken off a wall of graffiti in LA 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kinda looks like Fordite. Just think, LA could remove the wall then sell the Grafitite to rock collectors. I can't imagine the jewelry it'd make.
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The History Of The Bra Since 1920 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Interesting video but a little too fast paced. Not only could we not see the bra in totality, the little info blurbs weren't on long enough. Definitely needs to be slowed down to really enjoy video. And the bras. And the boobs.
More people need to hear this 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I had to cut ties to my foster brother b/c the way he treated me was horrible. I usually had to leave when I started to feel too bad and wanted privacy in my car to cry. We had fun and he was great to hang out with but at the end of the night, he'd ridiculed and mocked you until you wanted to hang yourself. I still miss him but I haven't forgiven him for being a bully the last time I saw him.
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HAVE YOU NOT SEEN JURASSIC PARK THAT IS A TERRIBLE IDEA 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cloning dinos would be neat but what about cloning White Rhinos or tiger, lions, bears, or eagles or passenger pigeons?
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I'm not Lion it's There 60 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Stupid. Its about like my family riddle of "Rail Road crossing, look out for the cars, can you spell that without any R's?" Then you spell "T. H. A. T." I HATE that riddle so much with a vengeance. Its so stupid & literal.
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LMAO WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If that was really someone's urine stream... I'd be worried they were into something kinky, its so wide.
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Why Walmart was fine removing the Confederate Flag 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So I went to an interview the other day and a mother had a little baby on the hip. I said, "What a cute little monkey!" to the black woman. Yeah, I didn't get the job and I'll probably stop calling my 1 year old nephew "Little space monkey"
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The new Beck's scratchbottle. For artists and nervous people 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was going to post about wondering how many of these Beck bottles are going to end up with penises drawn on them and I've already been beaten by a commentator.
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He coincidentally has the most punchable face of all time 55 comments
guest · 5 years ago
750$ per pill is the new price. It was almost 1500$ when he first priced it.
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Use this, or Santa is getting you a dictionary for Christmas. 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My new cell phone won't let me us "to", it auto-corrects it into all sorts of stuff. So I use "too" instead. I didn't even know "tuo" was a word. "Tuo," "two", "you," "too" "top" ect.
The future of fast food packaging 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But now the fries are upside down!
Gradient of money 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I collect pennies. I have found a 1897 penny still in circulations!
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isn't that how it works? 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm one of those rare women who will be ready in 5 minutes. This is cause by years of miscommunication with my parents. They talk about going places and it can be hours or 10 minutes before they're going. If they go at all. When I go on vacations with them, its a nightmare. I get ready, then go to read a book in the corner. Its gotten worse, since they got older. I had to move in with them after I got laid off (I'm in my early 30's) and its a nightmare.
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This little guy lost his mom at the state fair, and the police man carried him to find her 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Kid doesn't run away. He can see everyone and spot his mother better. He gets a cool ride. So much win!
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Pls no 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And here I'm thinking, the city just saved a bunch of money b/c the trash cans just got a new paint job for free.
Old Trampoline used to make Tee Pee 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
considering that's not how trampolines break, this info isn't as useful as you'd think.
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Amazing Fire Snake 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
OMG! I can imagine the family cook outs or camping next time. Just make up some camp story and light the fire and BAM! a monster rising from the flames.
Afghanistan 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I love the resilience of humans. Just think about it. Their religion prohibits the use of people and animals, say that it creates idols. So their art develops into repetitive mathematical complex line designs and calligraphy language. So beautiful. So instead of stopping art, it just challenged them to a whole new level.
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That's why I love the mouse more 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was thinking it was talking about that light. The light is so annoying and useless. We ended up using black nail polish to cover up the light on company computers. When tech asked us to stop, we told them stop buying ones with the light. Even their manager asked them that. But we did find out half the techs had been using other paint to cover it.
Why I'm not a vegan/vegetarian 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So my best friend is a vehement vegan. Gets after me for eating meat and wearing leather. I actually have a medical thing where I need meat proteins. My best friend didn't believe me. We went camping, which we have done in the past. She packed only vegan meals. I thought I'd give it a try. Within a couple days I collapsed. She tried it again, but not camping, though I was staying with her and didn't have a car. Collapsed again. Now she believes me AND my doctors note. I'm actually prescribed 6 oz of animal protein per day.
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Why do men always get to have all the fun?! 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was thinking more along the lines of how hard it'll be to wash. And the dried piss caking it. Eww!
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Taking the perfect photo 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think he should reverse the photo. I keep wanting the sun on the left of the tree.
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I mean, I've never seen anyone say that they like him 51 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Listened closely to news broadcast... its a FOX news poll. Even on the ABC & NBC stations, they were using the FOX news poll. Fox has won court battles to make up news.
Weight loss 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have two guesses of what's behind 176.6667. But either way, I'd do it two handed and not have scissors near my eyes & ears like that.
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The chief 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't understand why he just didn't say "John Darling, Sir"
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We share one thing 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you look at the back of the drawer, you can see "Plea..." I wonder if it says "Please Help!"
Found this car today, only had time to take this picture 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My foster brother is really into Zombie Squad. They get together at gun ranges and practice shooting and build zombie mazes to go through. They talk about "zombie preparedness" which easily converts to disaster things like tornadoes or earthquakes.
He went to the Zombie Squad National HQ in Las Vegas and parked in their "Zombie Response Team Only Parking" then headed inside & told the clerk where he parked. The clerk didn't know the store had something like that so checked out his bike. She noticed that he did, in fact, have a Zombie licence but told him it was expired. He went in, bought a new one, and slapped it on, saying "I don't want to be accused of poaching."
It's her body so it's her choice 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My 4 year old niece learned this phrase, "no mean no" and she does this cute little nose scrunchy face thing and everything. So cute. But when she glares at you and tells you this in a very loud voice at the grocery store...yeah, I've gotten some strange looks.
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cause these words are knives and often leave scars 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*tries to watch TV series in one day, accidentally chooses Stargate SG-1 & Supernatural*
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Overdone pizza ads 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But are there coupons in it?
I'll Just Go Cry In A Corner 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not what I was thinking, I was thinking more along the lines that they were a re-incarnated couple enjoying a beautiful night.
The R fell off from a store in the middle of town 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm sure it "falls off" allot.
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History Photo Day Seven: Number One Parenting 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think its absolutely brilliant. It means that when they grow up, they're less likely to be afraid of heights. Then with no fear, build really tall buildings.
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here you go ladies. (and the guys too.) 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The best way to have friends... be one. That means going out and contacting and talking with people. My room mate is phone-a-fobic. I see her jump when the phone rings or cry when there are many phone calls in a day or close together. But she's too afraid to call people up. It terrifies her. She hates that she has no friends.
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Cher 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
LOL. Each time I come across it, my mind reads Porn stars too.
Lets be mean 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
4 gold fish. Rainbow rocks. And plants!
Lets be mean 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did no one notice the one where they turned a desk drawer into a fish tank!? There are goldfish and everything in there!
Laser pointers are fun 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Funny story. My cl!+ massager used batteries that size. So instead of buying really expensive batteries, I just bought one of those for a dollar and had new batteries. 6 of them!
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Dwarfism does not affect soft tissue, asshole 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That was a fantastic scene. So Tyrion. And fantastic acting.
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Lethal Doses 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I've done the water & alcohol. Still here. The alcohol was fun. The water made me sick for two days.
Every damn morning... 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And its not a "sex boner" its something else. So you have to pat it and 'wake it up' into a sex boner. You can't just hop on and go to town.
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