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She flipped off the snowman!

The girl looks like Lavendar to me.

well to be fair, if he really is an "Azwhole" she has reasons to believe HE is lying...

Nintendo does more innovation than any other single game company! what do you think the wii and wii U were? Kirby's Epic Yarn doesn't count just because they stuck kirby on their new concept I suppose? The problem is either innovations are spectacular successes that print money like the Wii, or spectacular failures like the Wii U that leave them bleeding, and they need those old favorites that they know people are gonna buy to offset the risk. There's an excellent Game Theory video on how gamers are killing the game industry that pretty well explains the problem with this.

XD So I don't watch "The Walking Dead" and I thought the joke was the little girl was actually the one reading the comic when it is not intended for little girls... and then I read the comment section.

it's the one that looks the least fancy, the "click here to play" one.

OMG I know. All grade 11 I had no friends and then finally I find this one guy and totally hit it off with him... graduating in three weeks, going off to some faraway university. GDI

Guy guys guys! There's an international Quidditch World Cup going on in Burnaby, Canada on the 19th! I'm going! Seriously look it up, it's awesome!

I wrote a speech on this topic

My school is named after this man.

Literally everyone in Canada knows who this dude is

I was reading it in 11s voice... until the end which kind of broke it do to being a direct quote from 10. I am irrationally sad about this.

XD the "Damn you all to hell," part made me giggle

I'm the reverse. I was when I was younger the person I need now... that kid who singles out the people who look alone and makes it their mission to befriend them

Cant cut out parents :(

Edmonton, Whistler, Mission, Surrey, Toronto,

What? Since when? I would've thought mowing the lawn fell under taking care of the house, the 'womans responsibility'. The 'mans job' is just to cook and fix shit, isn't it? Eh, shows how much I know about gender roles.

I personally don't care about this argument, but here's the rationale for those people who do care that has always made the most sense to me.
It's not so much the action, more that not doing it shows a lack of consideration. A woman needs the seat down for both urination as well as defecation, wheras the man needs it up for urination but not defecation. If we're assuming a house where only the man and the woman live that means 3/4 times the toilet is used in the house the seat needs to be down so by leaving it up, the man shows he isn't factoring her needs into the equation at all.
Side note, scientists actually did the math on this one to see if the toilet seat should be up or down depending on the number of men or women in a house. The complicated answer is too long to explain in the space I have left, so if you have five minutes have a look.
cracked.com/article_20625_5-petty-arguments-you-wont-believe-have-scientific-answers.html

None of them look like a chick from Twilight?

actually I read a story about an old woman who ordered pizza every day and then stopped for two or three days and the pizza company got concerned and send a guyover and the pizza guy found her on the floor and she would've died if it wasn't for a concerned pizza guy.
So yeah, pizza companies are cool.

Wouldn't laughing be more efficient?

Guys this is awful! How could you refuse to help Hans?
No, wait, hear me out here. Don't leave!
The maze asks you to help Hans find ELSA, not Anna. So we're about halfway into the movie, where the Duke of Weaseltown's men are trying to kill Elsa. Elsa nearly kills both men, but Hans's timely intervention stops her.
What would have happened had he not been there?
Elsa would have killed the two men, and upon the news being relayed, been condemned by all of arendelle. Even Anna would not be able to deny her sister committed murder. Elsa dies due to mob justice, or the Duke's army coming over to get rid of her since the Duke is entitled to be compensated for his to men lost to Arendelle's problem. Without Hans there, Hans actually WINS. Elsa out of the picture, Anna all to himself to dispatch of as he pleases, he comes down the mountain looking like a hero. Without Hans, we wouldn't have the plot. Hans saved Elsa'a life.
Hes still a dick for what he does to Anna later, though.

To be fair guys, my friend is a student whose in Canada now from Brazil and she says even ordinary Brazilian people think hosting the cup was a stupid idea.

her face though

That does not go with the spirit of X-Men though! You've got to treat the mutants equally with the humans!

the best one was the techno song beaus the smart-ass answer was CHOSEN BY ASKER XD

Actual answer: He had a grand total of one bottle, worth 24 hours. It takes 2 months to make because, as hermione says, "You've got to let it stew". He used one mouthful on Slughorn, then gave the entire rest of the bottle to his friends in the sixth book, and them splitting it kept them all alive. After that Harry was constantly on the move and on the run from the law for a good chunk of it. He could not a) be seen buying the ingredients and b) sit still in one place for two months to brew a potion or he'd certainly be caught.

The second one looks better anyway, the top one looks like a sex doll....

eh some of these were really reaching.

The difference is pretty much every guy prefers skinny women and the standard for 'skinny' has gotten SKINNIER as time goes on to the point now that to be liked by the majority (obviously there's a minority of guys who like chubbier women the same as there's a minority of girls who like men shorter than them)They would have to be dieting all the time, basically functioning with two jobs -looking thin and beautiful so guys will like her, and just living day to day life. It encourages bad and unhealthy choices. Wheras a guy who is rejected because of his height can... date a shorter woman. Women don't necessarily want you to be TALL, just taller THAN THEM. But there's no 'fatter than them' for girls. Yeah, it really sucks if you're a guy and super short, but it also sucks if you're a girl who happens to have inherited awful genes that make you naturally bigger and there's very little you can do about it.(Before you ask, NO I do not believe I'm one of these people, and yes they do exist.)

Gosh that is an OLD picture of Avril... *nostalgic*

FEMALE HANS THOUGH

Wow that's harsh...

The last one made me laugh out loud.

Every guy friend I've ever had but two, and one of them grew up and ended up being gay...