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Keira Knightley's resemblance to Natalie Portman 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They have similarity to their features, but Keira's face is short and Natalie's is long. I can tell them apart. What's wrong with their mothers?!
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Dear sister 27 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She can do a search for any text in the document. It doesn't have to be the file name.
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I'm not a biologist nor a scientist but this seems pretty logical to me 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you watch the credits all the way through, you will see they are out of the bags. I always assumed the pelican helped them.
THAT'S SO SAD ;-; 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not necessarily sad. My son grew out of lots of shoes before he got to wear them.
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They say you are what you eat 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yep, only a real person died, not a fictional character. Just relax shitty person.
They say you are what you eat 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Very insensitive.
Take that future me 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Not even a little funny.
Paris hilton 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sarah Silverman is not funny. That "joke" was not funny. And although I am no fan of Paris Hilton's, I really don't think SS needs to slut shame her. Please, like SS has never had a dick in her mouth. It's the only thing that would explain why she (and the equally unfunny Chelsea Handler) are even famous.
Paris hilton 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She plays Amber Sweet in Repo: The Genetic Opera.
That cute smirk 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Beautiful hair, beautiful body, beautiful face. You're right. She's repulsive.
Pun of the year front runner 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yep. Heart attack. I just googled it.
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Pun of the year front runner 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't think the actual masturbation killed him (or doing it 4 times in 10 days - that's not very much). He probably had a heart condition he didn't know about or an aneurism and the physical exertion is what did it.
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"My lord is a mice." 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oooooo.... the grammar police is here. Get over yourself. This is fun substance, not a speech that's going to be read by the president.
This surgeon did a fantastic job 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They can and they have. Charla Nash who lost a portion of her face, her eyes and her hands in a chimpanzee attack received a new face and new hands (her body rejected the first set of hands; not sure she got another set yet) however, there is nothing that can be done about her eyes. They have also been doing the same for burn victims with less success due to the extensive nerve damage burn victims usually have, as connecting the nerves from the new tissue to the old tissue is essential.
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This surgeon did a fantastic job 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If you look closely at the before picture, you can see the tube coming out of his neck.
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This surgeon did a fantastic job 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Off the top of my head, I can think of 3 people that survived shotgun blasts to the face. It happens. One lady was shit by her boyfriend and as far as I know has not received a transplant as it was not an option then. Her nose and mouth were virtually gone. There was a man accidentally shot by his little boy who lost an eye and his nose and another man who shot himself - took out the lower portion of his face. Not really sure that's living. I hope the recent continued success of these surgeries give them some hope.
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This surgeon did a fantastic job 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
They did not "make his eyes look Asian". They generally cut around the eyelids for a facial transplant, thus pulling the existing eyelids tighter. The skin will relax overtime and normalize a bit more. One side of his face also looks like some swelling remains. It can take up to a year for that to subside.
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This surgeon did a fantastic job 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is fucking amazing!!!
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Dad 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Seemed like a son to me and the inference is the dad is never coming back this time.
Dad 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Sorry! Posted in the wrong spot. ;)
Dad 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Seemed like a son to me and the inference is the dad is never coming back this time.
Dad 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Ooooo..... spelling police. Must be tough to be so perfect and by perfect I mean a perfect *sshole.
c*ck 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I would have said, no. It was a private message for her son and if he's over 18, the mother has no damn business reading his texts.
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bush did 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't get it.
bush did 24 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No way. 911 has been the emergency number since the late 80's.
This guy 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Right?! My panties just hit the floor so hard I'm gonna have to fly to China to get them back.
The 175-pound pit bull that will crush you with kindness 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
His head looks a lot bigger in the first few pics. I think there's a bit of Photoshop going on.
I saw some post about not paying enough attention about Victims of communism 26 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Why are Hitler and Stalin's pics mismatched?
He is already dead. So I can't kill him again 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
LoL Until I read the caption, that's who I thought it was.
Russell Brand 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He's not funny.
Heart wrenching tweets about homeless 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A troll who cannot speak proper English. Hmmmm...... you should be homeless.
Heart wrenching tweets about homeless 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Probably a disabled Vet because that's how the are discarded and treated by the country they fought for.
Heart wrenching tweets about homeless 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*go
Thanks autocorrect.
Heart wrenching tweets about homeless 34 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Who in the fuck thought it was a good idea to have homeless people read that shit?! Are their lives not sad enough? They should GI straight to hell.