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This guy is straight up a savage 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
That's small compared to the one that was corded to a small car battery.
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Some bullshit 17 comments
guest · 3 years ago
When I used to smoke, I would have fun while sitting in the smoking area telling non-smokers to get the hell out of the smoking area if they aren't smoking!
Warning! Wait for at least 30 minutes! 3 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Somebody forgot the turkey baster!
Point proved! 5 comments
guest · 3 years ago
The air in chip bags provide cushion for the chips. If the air is reduced, there is less cushion, and you would end up with a bag of crushed crumbs.
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Divorce court 14 comments
guest · 3 years ago
Sorry, @mrsuperman8942, but your should be you're.
c*ckroach milk 6 comments
guest · 3 years ago
They may soon be required to call it Nut Juice!
Would you trip? 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'm already tripping!
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Lmao, go to YouTube 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
What did he say? /sarcasm/
Waaao amazing cat trick 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Or all the cups have bells.
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That time of year 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Hazmat is literally that-hazardous material. Hazmat suits are used to protect personnel from hazardous material.
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#doublestandards 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Can't say "no homo" if your mouth is full.
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Let's just skip the middle man 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Toss their bills in there too. It's not the postman's job to sort through each customer's mail.
Maybe the tree was just walking around 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
He is Groot!
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Shopping cart with a calculator 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They need to add a function to sort by taxable/nontaxable items. Only then would you get an accurate total.
God exists 11 comments
guest · 4 years ago
God has proven time and again. He ha a deviant sense of humor.
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Hard work pays off 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Haters gonna hate...
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This is the future of war... 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It runs on diesel fuel? Damn it!
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Vegan 2 comments
guest · 4 years ago
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
Duck has evolved into a new state 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
No, they are clearly different. The radio face doesn't match, and the top edge that the duck is sitting on is clearly narrower than the melted duck's.
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Suicide 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
In some places, it's actually against the law to commit suicide. If you fail, you can be arrested.
Denied! 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I remember when that happened. My son was a student at UCSB at that time. When the shooting started, he was locked down inside the campus library.
The moment a parent realized their kid is not a virgin 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The way it's positioned, she's about to break some teeth!
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Aussie Police Delivering the Bants. 13 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The American version of that car is the Ford Fusion.
Dad goals 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You want a pizza me?
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10 mins ago he offered to buy her one and she said no 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah, I get the whole "Sharing Is Caring" deal, but when you try to take something without asking first, there's a problem. She looked like she tried to swoop in to get a spoonful as the guy was trying to take a bite.
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White Cliffs of Dover, England 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That's a lighthouse, not a buoy, Right?
Go nuts. Show nuts 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Who's gavel?
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As a procrastinator myself, I can assure you we can 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'll post a proper response to this later...
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Buddha pears 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is vegetation abuse. They're forcing pears to grow into unnatural forms against their will! /sarcasm/
He Can't Resist 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Resistance is futile!
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Gotta love Tumblr 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'm stuck in the state of Confusion!
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They are all so happy 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And throw the day's production out the window!
Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If he paid for them, they are his property to do as he pleases. People can't tell you what you have to do with your own property. It's call free will or freedom. Take your choice.
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Knife through 22 water bottles 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If it's destructive, it's fun!
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Stress-free station 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Real stress is when you have to decide whether to pay the mortgage/rent, gas/electricity, or (no ands) feed your kids! By the way, I'm a married guy that works for a living and didn't abandon my wife and kids, so don't give me any shit about being a deadbeat dad.
Quite possibly the best toy ever 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That would be great if you could mount it behind you spraying backwards!
Bcoz biggest export? 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The .38+p Super also uses the 9mm round, but with a longer casing and extra powder for the 1911 Automatic.
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Aye aye 37 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The eyes have it!
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Panic! At the Disco 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shock! in the electrical room
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The effects of LSD on 7 year olds 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If common core math was involved, this kid could be right.
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Best date. 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*brass
The Timing and/or Luck required for this. 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Unless the lightning bolt actually strikes your finger. Then it would be painfully glorious!
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Finally the truth! 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did anyone ever stop to think that downvoting is a form of bullying? If you don't like something someone says, you downvote it, basically saying that you think their knowledge is inferior to yours.
Goofy's True Story 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's why Mickey wanted to divorce Minnie. Not because she was crazy, but she was f*cking Goofy!
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Anchor chains are HUGE 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Probably rich in iron!
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Oh no you didn't 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She didn't get it, either.
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Who has experienced this? 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The wrong way
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Adidas knows its clients 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's not Slav, he's a mole!
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A simple test for everyone who starts using the internet 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your right, their is a good example.
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Saturday 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I work full-time, but my days off are Tuesday and Wednesday. Keepsake, you're totally off the mark!
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