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The best lawyer in the world 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
aH, cAPTAIN cAPITALS... wE mEET aGAIN.
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Pandora charms 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Right. Just keep that in mind should you lust over a fictional character from a fandom.
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What a Heroic Dog! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Phew! My food almost got burned!"
*Prepares to get downvoted to hell*
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The description is on point 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Coelacanth: Lol, noob.
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What happens when you run GTA V on a old pc 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This reminds me of when I tried to play Crysis, back in 2008, on completely maxed-out settings.
It felt like I was watching a slideshow.
Best weight loss story ever, meet Bolinha 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Stop fat-shaming dogs! ABLEIST! #BECOMFORTABLEINYOURBODY." - Typical Tumblrist, 2015.
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Well, at least you get something 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Haha, I am going to try this. Being unattractive can actually be quite profitable. :D
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When you're hot, you don't need talent 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh, look, a metaphor for PewDiePie.
*INCOMING TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS*
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Except I have a blood disorder, so I don't have that many 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not without your sanity being called into question, no.
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Reenactment 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Cave Johnson - Portal 2 reference. Come here, and let me make out with your face.
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Am I the only one who would love this? 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Will we finally find out what was on page 394? Or shall I say "Three hunnnndred... and NINETY. FOUR."
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She has a point 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It actually looks more like a hairy axe wound.
Just saying.
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Statistics 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You're our queen...?
I didn't vote for you.
(Subtle Monty Python reference is subtle.)
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Retail work 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This should be the introductory text to the internet. Or, at least, to Tumblr.
FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS 65 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wait until you reach twenty years old (my current age). You will reflect upon all the angst and anger, and realize it was mostly just your own insecurity while growing up - originating (in most cases, at least) in yourself rather than the world around you. :) Trust me.
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Easter island statue water tower street art 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When your front camera accidentally turns on.
Spider legs 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Eat small insects, apparently.
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How to get laid 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Must resist Bill Cosby jokes...
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Sign me up 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Dobby going to kick master's ass."
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Punsubstance. 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The bottom one... is that a prehistoric Phteven?
- SS
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When I am alone I... 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ha. When I'm not alone, I pretend to be a person.
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Long Live the King 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That was actually another guest. XD But, since I (original commenter) have returned... What is wrong with the puns? Are you not... Loving it? :3
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Long Live the King 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I guess you could say... Ronald McDonald made a BIG MAC-STAKE.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Imagine the explosion 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What, no 'yo momma' joke as the punchline?
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BE LAZY EVERYONE 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Tumblr called. One of its posts is missing.
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Things are a bit different in the US, huh? 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Plot twist: The paper is turned around.
Another plot twist: The person who wrote the bill is a former KGB secret agent, and wrote it in invisible ink,
Yet another plot twist: The emergency surgery had a side-effect causing the poster to hallucinate and imagine writing in places where it isn't.
One more plot twist: This is directed by Michael Bay. *Explosions*
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Brock is a smarticle particle 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I cannot decide which person is more silly: May for asking what 'extreme speed' is, or Brock for his answer. ... Or maybe Brock deliberately answered that way. It's Brock, after all: the master of dry humour.
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When your fave show ends 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
INTJ: Burn it.
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Earth's curvature, demonstrated by some tankers 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The 'nm' is referring to 'nautical miles'. However, because I'm a veterinary student, I initially assumed it meant 'nanometres' (a billionth of a metre). o.o
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CAUTION! JUMPSCARE AT THE END 26 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And not even a potato as an apology.
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*throws bucket of fried chicken at you* 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Twenty-year-old male here. I once made the mistake of expressing my incredulity to my girlfriend about how painful her periods actually are. She is still my girlfriend, and still loves me, but I almost became an involuntary double-limb amputee that day; I shall not be repeating that mistake. .-.
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I wonder what she thought the HDMI was 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Excuse me, fellow guest, but have you climbed out of Tumblr to visit FunSubstance?
Things were boring in metropolis before Superman came to town 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's a SUPERMAN!
It's a PLANE!
No...
>>
<<
It's a BIRD!
:O :O :O :O :O
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There’s something grandiose about the sight of a steam locomotive rumbling down the 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Indeed, the sight of an incoming vehicle weighing over fifty tonnes and travelling at 80 kilometres per hour towards my comparatively small body is a most picturesque--"
"CHOOCHOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOAJCNKJASNCKJWMQWLKVJHBEWF."