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I don't care that he's been in 161 movies 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, just like Ian Holm (who played in Brazil, Existenz, Alien, Chariots of Fire, The Fifth Element...) will ALWAYS be Bilbo.
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Meanwhile, outside Walter Palmer's dentistry office 69 comments
guest · 8 years ago
It's not about "the outcome is a dead lion", it's about "the outcome is everyone in the world hating me more than the people who run their countries and leave them working like animals for shitty salaries". Seriously, of course this man is a complete douchebag, seriously, fuck him, but aren't we all losing energy hating on him instead of trying to make things progress?
Some people are loudly crying over the carcass of Cecil but will never give a single penny to the young homeless woman sleeping in their street every night. Sense of priorities, anyone?
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Imagine if that was real (scientifically impossible I know but still) 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
90% empty space? I may correct you: it's about 99,9999% empty space, actually. But to my knowledge, no technology enables us to do this, and I doubt this will be possible someday, because of the mutual repulsion of elementary particles. Before the Big Bang, the situation was different (because the Big Bang produced equal quantities of matter and antimatter, and I mean HUGE quantities).
Also, the car would still have the same weight, so... bad idea.
Regarding the black holes, if you stand near a black hole, you will not be squished, but literally torn apart, because of the huge gradient of gravitational forces near the black hole (ie if you were "standing" too close to a black hole, your legs would be way more attracted towards it than your head, and rrrrrip).
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Me as a parent 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Only works if no one in their school has the same brand.
You bought the little brat an iPhone 6? Good luck with your "hack".
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Meanwhile on belgian tv 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Deffinatelly"?
Original Belgian subtitles, or?...
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The size proportions are huge 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
As Wolfram|Alpha is able to compute such things, I got :
(diameter of the milky way)/(diameter of the sun) = 6.8 x 10^11
And, as W|A did not get everything, I found that a white blood cell is about 12 micrometers and got:
(distance between San Francisco and Virginia Beach in meters)/(12 micrometers) = 3.4 x 10^11
So, it's the same order of magnitude, and I'm completely stunned.
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I remember my Dad telling me this 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did you dad take time to tell you this beautiful story is complete bullshit too? Because it is. Sorry.
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Sydney, Australia, covered in a thick winter fog 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"In case you thought about Sydney, Spain".
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zakk = bad ass 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yes, exactly what I wanted to point out, YES!!!
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Veterinarians want a beer too 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually thought it was about veterinarians too...
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Fun fact of the south park 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I did not know this, and this is great. This episode is really well thought of, and, to me, it shed a different light on Tourette's syndrome. The young boy with Tourette's who first understands that Cartman fakes his syndrome is actually one of my favourite characters in the whole series.
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Bettering humanity 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
His humility is not making the humanity better in any fucking way.
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that scares me too... 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Feelsubstance.
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Homeless man plays a beautiful piano piece so naturally 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, homeless people are people. They have stories, passions, knowledge. Little piece of advice: at least once, find a homeless man or woman you think seems nice, and ask him/her if you can just sit with him/her and talk. Many of them are just starving for kindness and respect. Like all of us.
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Tales of a dishwasher 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also, plates. Lots of plates. And permanently wrinkled skin. And cuts. And cleaning glasses and cutlery with white vinegar, burning the cuts.
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The enemy doesn't care if you're a female 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And women actually have to pass the same tests as men to join the same troop or fulfil the same role, so... what's the point of this image?
Why would this even be an unpopular opinion, as the meme suggests?
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Heart warming story of a boy who witness the death of his dog 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This little boy has already understood the real meaning of life. May he not forget it.
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I got downvoted for commenting this on a pro weed post. Does anyone agree with me? 59 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Let's talk about powerplants and refineries, about cars and trucks, BEFORE talking about how cigarette smokers pollute and give other people cancer, please.
This panda knows what's up. 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Aaaaaand it's completely fake. Get you shit together.
f*cking norway 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
FUCKING SHINING <3 Blackjazz power!
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Lookin like MegaMind out here 1 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually have the same answer in the same situation (a friend wanting to talk about a high school memory as I am with my girlfriend), and it just means "shut the fuck up, she does not have to know".
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I'm trying to enjoy my food over here 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Aaaaand that's actually kind of a dick move.
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Dat disguise tho 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Anything more than a color swap is clever disguise in the video game universe.
OOOohhh 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Godfuckingdammit now THIS is a church I would fund.
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The problem with feminists 41 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Once and for all: THIS IS NOT FEMINISM. What you describe here has nothing to you with feminism, it's just fucking retards being fucking retards with the bad excuse of "female empowerment". Fuck these people and long life to feminism.
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This is to damn perfect 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*too, goddammit.
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So, what now? 64 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is an article from World News Daily Report, a satirical site, and the photo is a stock photo. Stop debating over fake shit, ladies and gentlemen, God is genderless anyway.
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Good guy Pope Francis 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The money was actually sent by Cor Unum, a pontifical council who takes advice and general direction from the Pope but does not "obey His orders" or anything. Thanks to Robert Sarah, the cardinal in charge of Cor Unum since 2010, and the rest of Cor Unum members :)
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This bench is a challenge 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Many countries have quite similar benches, designed to be comfortable when sitting but making it impossible to sleep on them. Fucking anti-homeless measures. (And yes, there are shelters for the homeless, but nobody wants to go there. Everyone tries to steal your shit, it's noisy and it stinks.)
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Welcome to amsterdam visitor 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Pfffff.
When it's hot, dress like it's hot, and don't try to look slutty, that's all.
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How to be motivated 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
A 100% more is equivalent to doubling the initial amount, and two times zero equals zero, so thanks for nothing, Sammy.
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Time to go to the store. 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"deodrant"
"colonge"
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