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"Phew! My food almost got burned!"
*Prepares to get downvoted to hell*

Coelacanth: Lol, noob.

This reminds me of when I tried to play Crysis, back in 2008, on completely maxed-out settings.
It felt like I was watching a slideshow.

"Stop fat-shaming dogs! ABLEIST! #BECOMFORTABLEINYOURBODY." - Typical Tumblrist, 2015.

Haha, I am going to try this. Being unattractive can actually be quite profitable. :D

Oh, look, a metaphor for PewDiePie.
*INCOMING TWELVE-YEAR-OLDS*

Will we finally find out what was on page 394? Or shall I say "Three hunnnndred... and NINETY. FOUR."

It actually looks more like a hairy axe wound.
Just saying.

This should be the introductory text to the internet. Or, at least, to Tumblr.

Wait until you reach twenty years old (my current age). You will reflect upon all the angst and anger, and realize it was mostly just your own insecurity while growing up - originating (in most cases, at least) in yourself rather than the world around you. :) Trust me.

When your front camera accidentally turns on.

Must resist Bill Cosby jokes...

"Dobby going to kick master's ass."

The bottom one... is that a prehistoric Phteven?
- SS

Ha. When I'm not alone, I pretend to be a person.

I guess you could say... Ronald McDonald made a BIG MAC-STAKE.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

What, no 'yo momma' joke as the punchline?

Tumblr called. One of its posts is missing.

Plot twist: The paper is turned around.
Another plot twist: The person who wrote the bill is a former KGB secret agent, and wrote it in invisible ink,
Yet another plot twist: The emergency surgery had a side-effect causing the poster to hallucinate and imagine writing in places where it isn't.
One more plot twist: This is directed by Michael Bay. *Explosions*

I cannot decide which person is more silly: May for asking what 'extreme speed' is, or Brock for his answer. ... Or maybe Brock deliberately answered that way. It's Brock, after all: the master of dry humour.

INTJ: Burn it.

The 'nm' is referring to 'nautical miles'. However, because I'm a veterinary student, I initially assumed it meant 'nanometres' (a billionth of a metre). o.o

And not even a potato as an apology.

Twenty-year-old male here. I once made the mistake of expressing my incredulity to my girlfriend about how painful her periods actually are. She is still my girlfriend, and still loves me, but I almost became an involuntary double-limb amputee that day; I shall not be repeating that mistake. .-.

It's a SUPERMAN!
It's a PLANE!
No...
>>
<<
It's a BIRD!
:O :O :O :O :O

"Indeed, the sight of an incoming vehicle weighing over fifty tonnes and travelling at 80 kilometres per hour towards my comparatively small body is a most picturesque--"
"CHOOCHOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOAJCNKJASNCKJWMQWLKVJHBEWF."