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Obvious road signs 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Actually the "If you hit this sign, you will hit that bridge" one could be very useful for people who don't know how tall their truck is. "Can I fit under a 7'2" bridge? I know I fit under a 7'4" but..."
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Soap singer 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
that other friend at the end laughing at her XD
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How screwed are you? 92 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Catching Fire... o.o
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What book fans want 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Of course not! Going to Panem and actually competing in the Hunger Games don't have to go together! Going to the Capitol would be hella awesome!
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Twilight 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You've clearly never seen the movie. The fight scene (albeit, fine, it's in their heads) is fucking awesome.
Johnny Depp seems to age backwards 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He doesn't look older in the first pic, just like he's going through a goth phase
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Dumb people on twitter 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Last one made me lol
As a Canadian, this actually my biggest fear right now 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Why? The capital is in northern US. wtf is in the south?
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The Irony 1 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I go on Cracked too!
Even drug dealers have values 21 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't really believe this is true... but only because I'd rather believe the whole thing was a made up story than to believe that after not getting caught for so long finally doing a good deed is what sends those people to jail. Yeah, I.... cannot imagine any even semi-plausible scenario directly after this that would NOT end in those drug dealers getting arrested.
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Luigi love 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Those particular Game Theory videos are complete and total bullshit. If you've played Sunshine you know NONE of the criticism related to Sunshine is valid and neither is the whole 'Mario never brings Luigi on adventures' thing because Luigi is also a SCREWUP.
Now he's got cool games and I think him being a screwup actually makes him more engaging. however, I wouldn't want him coming on my adventures either. Where is my proof of this? Paper Mario Thousand Year Door
Luigi is on his own adventure at the same time, trying to collect seven compass pieces that will point him to where Princess Eclair of the Waffle Kingdom is held captive. Just like you he's got party members, and every time he shows up he has a different party member out. You talk to him, he tells you his story.
You talk to his PARTY MEMBERS and they ALWAYS correct his story, and most are only following him out of anger. He threw a blooper named Blooey into a volcano and... youtu.be/fa_zve900ak just watch that
Seduce me 82 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm gonna be 'that guy' and point out while de can mean of in french, it can also mean from. So Voldemort actually means 'flight FROM death' which... actually makes a whole lot more sense if you consider the character.
Melanistic animals 29 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That Black snake omg o.o
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But isn't it a young adult book series? 24 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He's probably seen the first 3 movies. when I first started reading them I started with number 2 because I was a impatient child who wasn't willing to wait for the second movie so my mom told me the books existed. It took a couple years before I read book 1
You now have super powers 75 comments
guest · 11 years ago
oooh I have a purple rose on mine... I can control plants! This is awesome!
Tell yours, go 107 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My last video game was persona4 so... a badass persona?
Yeah, I'm good.
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It's because they do 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The Edward guy is cuter than Robert Pattison
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The more you know 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*claps for Wayne Brady*
Also, someone's got a lot of time on heir hands
Statistics 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Dude... Canada's basically got Obamacare and has for decades.
AND WE FUCKING ROCK
Oh and the minimum wage is higher up here too.
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Best protest signs 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The one that said "We have no idea what we're talking about" made me burst out laughing
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Alternative dad 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Society, folks
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A sticky situation 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
No, a "Prickly Situation."
F*ck real life 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
.,. does anyone actually believe university will be ike that? Like really? I've only ever actually legitimately thought the first one.
Germans 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
yes you are a terrible persn.
It's still funny.
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Mister Bean Quote 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Lucky bastard... Rain doesn't help, my face turns bright red when I cry...
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When You Come Home to Find Pizza on the Table 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
this guy dances to all music and i'm LMAO
Intricate sculptures from egg shells 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
wait isn't that guy from the aisan parent meme?
Obviously 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
how about 'douchepickle'?
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Shortest horror story ever..... 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Shorter one:
I just saw my reflection blink.
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Why use sterile needles for lethal injections? 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It makes the doctors who do the injections feel better to go through the sterilizing procedure. Waste of sterilizer though. I mean geez, wouldn't it be the same if they used water?
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Internet addiction 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
maeilla, At the risk of being Captain Obvious, you see that third thing? That's a neopets create-an-account box. If you look really closely, you can see that green thing next to it is a skeith.
I believe I can fly 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
XD you all are tame. I heard:
I believe I can fly
but I got shot by the FBI
All I wanted was some chicken wings
but I got shot in the ding-a-ling
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Horcruxes 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Hedwig and Dobby were not people. Killing them would not allow Rowling to make a Horcrux. Now, Sirius and Mad-Eye, on the other hand...
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Deeeeeep 11 comments
guest · 11 years ago
why're they taped up in the middle then?
Seriously, I'm not being snarky, I want to know if there's an answer to this question.
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JK Rowling has a sense of humor 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Also, not all the books set in the Harry Potter universe are about Harry. She writes books that are mentioned in the main series, too. So far there are three; The Tales of Beedle the Bard, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, and Quidditch Through the Ages. If she made two more books like that I would be freaking THRILLED. Hoqwarts, a History anyone?
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Karma or Coincidence ? 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
yeah but they credit cracked at the bottom so its okay.
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I forgot how to compilation 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well then it makes sense that he didn't know how to ferret, doesn't it?
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Warturtle 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
hang on... warturtle? Wartortle?
OMG IT'S A POKEMON
How to flirt 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
It's french. Even inanimate objects have genders.
To the people who dislike hipsters 25 comments
guest · 11 years ago
aren't those just boys with "swag"? Dude, those are everywhere.
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Two can play that game 49 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch.
...erm, I'm doing it wrong, aren't I?
How to ask a girl out? 12 comments
guest · 11 years ago
The last line makes it XD
"Have fun being in a relationship, fuckers."
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Better know what you're wearing 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
And the one that says "Paradise F*cking City"
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Better know what you're wearing 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I want that last kids shirt
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12 plot holes 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Buzz Lightyear thought he was on an alien planet. He only spoke to Woody because the Cowboy came up to him firs. Plus humans are like these thirty foot monsters to him. If his weapons don't even work on the local sheriff (the first thing he does is try to kill Woody with a lazer, which is just a harmless light) and said sheriff is terrified enough to freeze whenever these giant alien lifeforms come around, who is Buzz to argue?
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Bunny Heaven 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
False. Rabbits don't actually like carrots. If they eat any part of the carrot, it'll most likely be the leafy green top.
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One way to store your spare key? 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
OK guys guys guys... who says that key unlocks that lock? It actually IS genius if it's say, a spare front door key.
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Scariest childhood memories 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Exactly. Oh and @guest, the spider-legged baby-doll-head thingy was good too.
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Okay seriously? Are you trying to be the douche king? 2 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Title is amazing
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As the end of the semester approaches 6 comments
guest · 11 years ago
so majestic....
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