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Now that's a douche move.

Yeah, not quite. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Flag_Assembly

This sounds really inspirational but in reality he's talking about his nocturnal corpse-sex activities.

That's how your father died, young boy. Have you considered a career in literally anything else?

What do you call a wrestler who died in a car crash?
John Senna.

An easter egg is supposed to be hidden, so... no, it's not an easter egg, just a cultural reference.

I actually feel sad for the woman who tripped over her cat and spilled tomato sauce for a battalion.

Technically, there will be a perfect balance between the forces pushing him forward and the ones pushing him back. Sorry.

Horror is visceral, not epidermal. Screw the jump scares and give me some Martyrs/Silence of the Lambs/It Follows-like deep, traumatizing fear.

Did anyone of you ever straight up invent a joke?
I know I never created one.

If I were 70+ and in this retirement home, I would actually find it pretty funny :3

I guess you've been watching Boyinaband's "Don't Stay in School"...
youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0

I'll create a picture stating "So many hours spent on FunSubstance, so little time for introspection" and watch people tell me I'm judgemental as f*ck :3

Is Jesus into pedophilia? An old bearded man watching young teens having sex seems pretty creepy to me.

"Infinity-sided dice".
In our world, it's called a sphere :3

And some assholes are still filming while a single man fights five shitheads all by himself.

"the the"
"pie"

Also, undelivered packages, like the one I should have received last thursday and that just got delivered to someone who does not live here.
But congrats all the same!

Duck and cover!

I think it's what "slut" means here that is important.
"Slut" as in "f*cking tons and tons of men" : alright, if you make them wear condoms, of course.
"Slut" as in "spoiled bitch that breaks every man she touches" : no way.
I guess you were on the first side, so... I second this :)

I think the adjectives you are searching for are "Siamese" and "conjoined" :)

The interviewer actually asked what would happen of them if there were a Terminator-like rise of the machines, so the joke was actually a way to comfort us: he, at least, would keep us alive and feed us.