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How to wake someone up in class 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Now that's a douche move.
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The $5.50 flag on the moon 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yeah, not quite. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Flag_Assembly
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The Tall Lesbian Speaks Again 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This sounds really inspirational but in reality he's talking about his nocturnal corpse-sex activities.
Bob Irwin (son of Steve Irwin) is beginning to shoot wildlife pictures 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's how your father died, young boy. Have you considered a career in literally anything else?
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When I try to do the Funny 2 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What do you call a wrestler who died in a car crash?
John Senna.
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Best movie easter egg ever! 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
An easter egg is supposed to be hidden, so... no, it's not an easter egg, just a cultural reference.
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Struggles only cat owners will understand 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually feel sad for the woman who tripped over her cat and spilled tomato sauce for a battalion.
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When you see it 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You completely miss the joke, I guess. Check the "shadow" again :)
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Speed 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Technically, there will be a perfect balance between the forces pushing him forward and the ones pushing him back. Sorry.
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I hate it when they do this 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Horror is visceral, not epidermal. Screw the jump scares and give me some Martyrs/Silence of the Lambs/It Follows-like deep, traumatizing fear.
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Like the comedic genius I am 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Did anyone of you ever straight up invent a joke?
I know I never created one.
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In the spirit of Halloween 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
If I were 70+ and in this retirement home, I would actually find it pretty funny :3
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Some of the things I never learned in high school 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I guess you've been watching Boyinaband's "Don't Stay in School"...
youtube.com/watch?v=8xe6nLVXEC0
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words of wisdom 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And along with an ad for his freaking book. Meh.
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Oh, f**k off 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'll create a picture stating "So many hours spent on FunSubstance, so little time for introspection" and watch people tell me I'm judgemental as f*ck :3
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Johnny Depp's daughter Lily-Rose 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Nope, it's Lily-Rose Depp, just Google the image :)
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There is always a way out 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That's exactly the point, dear other Guest :)
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When 13 year old kids are already having sex 44 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Is Jesus into pedophilia? An old bearded man watching young teens having sex seems pretty creepy to me.
Oh. 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Infinity-sided dice".
In our world, it's called a sphere :3
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Man saves girl, 5 vs 1 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
And some assholes are still filming while a single man fights five shitheads all by himself.
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How to remember the the first 8 digits of pie 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"the the"
"pie"
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25 years, 435,000 miles driven , 2.8 million packages delivered without an accident. 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also, undelivered packages, like the one I should have received last thursday and that just got delivered to someone who does not live here.
But congrats all the same!
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Man trying to cover his face, Pompeii 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Duck and cover!
Thanks genetics! 23 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think it's what "slut" means here that is important.
"Slut" as in "f*cking tons and tons of men" : alright, if you make them wear condoms, of course.
"Slut" as in "spoiled bitch that breaks every man she touches" : no way.
I guess you were on the first side, so... I second this :)
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Twins living in the same body 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think the adjectives you are searching for are "Siamese" and "conjoined" :)
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Use this, or Santa is getting you a dictionary for Christmas. 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Well, apart from the racist shit about the Muslim Agenda (and the fact that "Muslims refugees" do not work, as it is two nouns put together), yeah, he's a nice one :)
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Nope. Nope. Bye. Nope 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The interviewer actually asked what would happen of them if there were a Terminator-like rise of the machines, so the joke was actually a way to comfort us: he, at least, would keep us alive and feed us.
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Upgrade women 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How about a mute button for sexist shit like this?