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Guest, "You can't...you can't eat 5 lbs. of chocolate while you work out, it's not good for you--"
Client, "--EXCUSE me. That's ridiculous, I'm paying you to help me exercise not to tell me what to do."
Guest, "But--
Client, "ALSO, HOW COME I'M NOT GETTING ANY RESULTS?! YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB! I KEEP GAINING WEIGHT!"
Guest, *silently dying on the inside*

Your father probably doesn't know who you are but you're still here--and probably with a terrible haircut. BAM!

Yeah, especially in cases of rape/gang rape studies show that most women would reportedly opt for an abortion if impregnated. Not quite sure why any government should have the ability to ban the right of any woman to said procedure for a scenario like that.

Believe it or not, MOST cops are NOT the 'shooty' kind.

Shhh, let the kid dream.

I feel... so very old right now.

"...may the odds ever be in your favor."

Or, some people get it too much. 'Murica #McDonalds

As someone who has lived in areas with active bear populations, I can tell you that your statement is inherently, and completely, false. In many cases bears will travel miles outside of their 'established' territory looking for food, and in doing so break into houses (easily), cars, storage units.. Anything they think might have sustenance or if they're just blatantly curious.

The truly sad part is that while the movement initially started out as something positive, it's been overtaken by a lot of people who don't even necessarily have a direction... they just want something/someone to yell at... which is terrible because there were/are people in that same group who are actually trying to do things the right way and send the right message.

You could say that the punch line for that joke was... right on target.

Agreed.

You don't have children because it's easy. If resume responsibility of any living thing with the concept that it would be a piece of cake, then you're probably the last person on Earth who should do so. Just sayin'.

It's easier to simply said, "...'Murica."

I think 'Chakun' may be one of them... *giggles*

@guest
Actually, there are more firearms per capita in America than actual people. Additionally, providing sweeping, broad-spectrum, inaccurate 'statistics' does nothing to help your cause for the '5%' of people you're trying to help.
False information and miscommunication are some of the biggest hurdles that people have to overcome--because of people like you just throwing crap out there, it gives the entire, positive movement a negative connotation.
Pick up a book, educate yourself.
Look at the post and it's content for what it is--simply a message that the large majority of those on both sides aren't bad people... and communicating such a message does nothing to hurt the conveying of the fact that there are bad people out there who do bad things on both sides.
Equality doesn't mean fervently attacking or zealously propping up one side or the other--it means doing what's right for all. Garbage statements and people like you are the problem.

So is your face but we still have to live with the fact that both of these things exist in our world.
...Just kidding, yeah they're freaking terrible.

You're taking a bit from a comedy show, on a website dedicated to comedic relief, in a very literal/serious way. You're the kind of person who would argue for hours on end about how the sky isn't 'blue', it's 'light blue' or 'dark blue'. "I know you're just trying to say that the sky is blue, but I'm making a point."

Doomsday is coming, did you bring an umbrella?

Why? So John Legend could get killed as well?

That's not Donald Trumps actual Twitter account......

I'm 26 and when I shave I don't look a day over 16

Have you listened to "The College Dropout" and "Late Registration"? Now I'm no fan of Kanye West but to say he's never done anything original musically speaking is a ridiculous statement.

I think everyone forgot about auto pilot.....

://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/01/04/two-year-old-who-had-arm-amputated-finds-beautiful-friendship-in-three-legged-kitten_n_8912064.htmlt...

You only YOLO once

Hate to burst your bubble but from 2001 to 2013 the total number of Americans that were killed due to gun violence IN OUR OWN COUNTRY was 406,496. That's what we're doing to ourselves. How many Americans have died in that same time due to terrorism in our country and around the world? 3,380.

Seriously though, I'm a 25 yr old man who still plays video games on a regular basis. I was unaware before now that there was a "cutoff age".

The fact that he wouldn't be minimally affected by this in the U.S. is what's terrible.
Justice and equality... IF you're Christian, make $400k+ a year and look Caucasian. It sucks that this is the general perception of the United States. It sucks that ultimately, at its core, this stereotype isn't too far from the truth.