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Why is it always like this? 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Like either male or females characters would have that much gear when you first start the game... I don't know about ya'll but last time I started a new character my starter gear was basically a pair of boxers. :P
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Told my client he needs to cut down on sugary drinks, argued with me for 15 mins 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Guest, "You can't...you can't eat 5 lbs. of chocolate while you work out, it's not good for you--"
Client, "--EXCUSE me. That's ridiculous, I'm paying you to help me exercise not to tell me what to do."
Guest, "But--
Client, "ALSO, HOW COME I'M NOT GETTING ANY RESULTS?! YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB! I KEEP GAINING WEIGHT!"
Guest, *silently dying on the inside*
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Catch em all 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Your father probably doesn't know who you are but you're still here--and probably with a terrible haircut. BAM!
Nah, I'm not intrested 29 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Santa isn't real but we still like his presents.
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Polish government wants to COMPLETELY ban abortion. They protested 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah, especially in cases of rape/gang rape studies show that most women would reportedly opt for an abortion if impregnated. Not quite sure why any government should have the ability to ban the right of any woman to said procedure for a scenario like that.
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That is just terrifying 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This was actually proven as a hoax several years back--plenty of scientific evidence to back up the fact that it's not real. Very cool concept/idea originally though that it may have been some massive sea creature.
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(Lebanon didn't have a president for 2 years) 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Yeah... about that... I'm not necessarily saying I disagree, but using Lebanon as an example on effective politics and government is like using a rusty, burned spoon as an example of something you can use to eat soup.
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Harambe 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
..this is what happens when people would rather watch 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' versus reading a got' dang book.
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The smile kills me 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Believe it or not, MOST cops are NOT the 'shooty' kind.
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Making McDonalds isn't that bad 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Shhh, let the kid dream.
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Perfect prize for her 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I hope she received a 'standing ovation' for this! Haha--hahahahah...
...my god, I'm a monster.
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Well damn don't I feel old now 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I feel... so very old right now.
Would there be less war? 21 comments
guest · 4 years ago
"...may the odds ever be in your favor."
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Not surprised at all 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Or, some people get it too much. 'Murica #McDonalds
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Not surprised at all 15 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Neither are we.
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One tough ***ch 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
As someone who has lived in areas with active bear populations, I can tell you that your statement is inherently, and completely, false. In many cases bears will travel miles outside of their 'established' territory looking for food, and in doing so break into houses (easily), cars, storage units.. Anything they think might have sustenance or if they're just blatantly curious.
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She uses a paint roller 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is just ridiculously inappropriate and so offensive to so many people. I don't think you understand or realize just how many people this post insults, let alone the fact that this picture perpetuates the development of terrible human beings in our society.
I mean honestly, who would waste that much flour? Do you have any idea how much bread you could bake with that?
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Does this break the internet? 67 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The truly sad part is that while the movement initially started out as something positive, it's been overtaken by a lot of people who don't even necessarily have a direction... they just want something/someone to yell at... which is terrible because there were/are people in that same group who are actually trying to do things the right way and send the right message.
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Shots fired (pun intended) 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You could say that the punch line for that joke was... right on target.
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BANG BANG 26 comments
guest · 4 years ago
They did the same thing during the cold war. They would have practice drills where kids would hide underneath their desks in case a nuclear bomb was dropped near them/on them.
Gotta' do something to make people feel safer, right? (sarcasm)
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10 Terrifying Japanese Legends 59 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Inunaki Village lore is 100% made up. It was a major supplier of charcoal during WWI and WWII but was summarily evacuated after a massive flood in 1959.
There are a handful of villagers who still live there thanks to insanely cheap property costs, but ultimately it's mostly used as a small hunting post/village for wild boar.
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I fits, I sits: Pig version 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
...and here we have the bacon brining in a sea-salt bisque.
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This is how you should bullfight 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Agreed.
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this is awesome 72 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I personally think it's hilarious that anyone is trying to push legislation on this--because quite frankly, how does anyone plan on enforcing it? Are there going to be guards outside of all bathrooms now where this law would apply?
I'm not saying I even disagree with it, I just don't think implementation is going to be practical, or possible, at all.
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Strangely compelling 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This really gets me for some reason and I'm not entirely sure why.
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Not one for cute shit but that's adorable 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You don't have children because it's easy. If resume responsibility of any living thing with the concept that it would be a piece of cake, then you're probably the last person on Earth who should do so. Just sayin'.
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Metric master race 18 comments
guest · 4 years ago
It's easier to simply said, "...'Murica."
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Lab trying to eat rainbow 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I have a lab-mix, and every night he refuses to eat until he sees me eat first. If I'm taking too long to cook up some food while his is already out, he'll start collecting pieces of food in his mouth and start dropping it on my feet and just waiting for me to eat it. We have several other dogs and it's definitely a pack-mentality sort of thing because he does the same thing with them.
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The best gunfight I know 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Best movie. Of all time.
Gun sale demonstration in USA 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I think 'Chakun' may be one of them... *giggles*
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Ignorance Has No Color 31 comments
guest · 4 years ago
@guest
Actually, there are more firearms per capita in America than actual people. Additionally, providing sweeping, broad-spectrum, inaccurate 'statistics' does nothing to help your cause for the '5%' of people you're trying to help.
False information and miscommunication are some of the biggest hurdles that people have to overcome--because of people like you just throwing crap out there, it gives the entire, positive movement a negative connotation.
Pick up a book, educate yourself.
Look at the post and it's content for what it is--simply a message that the large majority of those on both sides aren't bad people... and communicating such a message does nothing to hurt the conveying of the fact that there are bad people out there who do bad things on both sides.
Equality doesn't mean fervently attacking or zealously propping up one side or the other--it means doing what's right for all. Garbage statements and people like you are the problem.
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70% of the people I know... 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So is your face but we still have to live with the fact that both of these things exist in our world.
...Just kidding, yeah they're freaking terrible.
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70% of the people I know... 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
So is your face but we still have to live with the fact that both of these things exist in our world.
...Just kidding, yeah they're freaking terrible.
Ron Swanson on History 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You're taking a bit from a comedy show, on a website dedicated to comedic relief, in a very literal/serious way. You're the kind of person who would argue for hours on end about how the sky isn't 'blue', it's 'light blue' or 'dark blue'. "I know you're just trying to say that the sky is blue, but I'm making a point."
Sony revived the Venom movie project! 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
This is directed by the same dude who fucked up both The Green Lantern and the most recent shitfest that was Fantastic Four. Don't get excited it's guaranteed to be total bullshit.
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2017 is coming for ya Johnny 27 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Tell me one movie he's done that he genuinely deserved an Oscar?
Testing an alligator snapping turtle 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
In this same video he actually puts armor on his arm and let's the alligator snapping turtle bite him.
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My SPOON is too big 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Doomsday is coming, did you bring an umbrella?
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Can you guess which one it is? 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Why? So John Legend could get killed as well?
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jeb 25 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That's not Donald Trumps actual Twitter account......
whoa 27 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'm 26 and when I shave I don't look a day over 16
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Better safe than sorry 24 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Have you listened to "The College Dropout" and "Late Registration"? Now I'm no fan of Kanye West but to say he's never done anything original musically speaking is a ridiculous statement.
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What about the pilots? 17 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I think everyone forgot about auto pilot.....
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A girl who lost arm to cancer receives three-legged kitten for Christmas 5 comments
guest · 4 years ago
://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2016/01/04/two-year-old-who-had-arm-amputated-finds-beautiful-friendship-in-three-legged-kitten_n_8912064.htmlt...
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Sorry about this, Chemotactic range fitting Wannabe 9 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You only YOLO once
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friendship 19 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Now kiss
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*mic drop* 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Hate to burst your bubble but from 2001 to 2013 the total number of Americans that were killed due to gun violence IN OUR OWN COUNTRY was 406,496. That's what we're doing to ourselves. How many Americans have died in that same time due to terrorism in our country and around the world? 3,380.
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I'm 17... I really want to play fallout 4 after all these posts 27 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Seriously though, I'm a 25 yr old man who still plays video games on a regular basis. I was unaware before now that there was a "cutoff age".
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Why are people so mean?! 14 comments
guest · 4 years ago
The fact that he wouldn't be minimally affected by this in the U.S. is what's terrible.
Justice and equality... IF you're Christian, make $400k+ a year and look Caucasian. It sucks that this is the general perception of the United States. It sucks that ultimately, at its core, this stereotype isn't too far from the truth.