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Don't be ashamed 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What you should be ashamed of is not doing anything from that, not evolving, not questioning your beliefs. And then, turn that shame into the energy that will make you do shit.
Freaky 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The tallest statue in the world is actually the Spring Temple Buddha, and that's the one represented on the second figure. The photograph, however, is the Ushiku Daibutsu, third tallest statue in the world.
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Slow the earth down 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Now I feel the urge to spend the next seven hours browsing the XKCD archives. Thanks. A lot :)
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Typical dad humor 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Baby Jesus.
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Keep fighting 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Resuscitation" only means "resurrection" in French, which made me wonder what exactly happened.
Now I know that I have no reason not to smile. Ever. I just need to remember it everytime.
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Going to see Rogue One later,can't wait 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Taken at 9:22, most probably.
Posted at 11:34.
That's 132 minutes for photoshopping two red bars out of a black background.
"I am happy for you anon" 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's the sweetest thread ever on this fucking website.
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Keep improving 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually a bit more, because percentages are multiplicative. (Mathematician out.)
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I like fried chicken 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Vegetarian. Upvoted this post. Please send psychological assistance and/or fried eggplant.
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The bro code 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Isn't article 3 applicable to, like, every-fucking-one? Except if you have good reasons to hate someone. Then just go to his house, take all the beers and frozen pizzas, and leave.
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Can this please happen? 24 comments
guest · 7 years ago
One word: Watchmen. I know not everyone enjoys this movie, but it's pretty much the only one I can think of where the villain, not only wins, but takes over the world.
Unless you count 1984 ^^
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Be like emily 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
If you need constant approval of your relationship and happiness from Facebook "friends", maybe it's a pretty shitty relationship. MAYBE.
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The nursing cat 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I want this cat to be my guardian angel.
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We were a perfect match. Maybe that’s why we burnt out 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good title, but I think this is more about how blind fiery passion always leads to short and empty relationships. Love is really different from desire or passion, and it's a harsh lesson to learn...
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IT'S THE 10TH OF DECEMBER 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Slight anxiety at the disco". Best username ever.
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Bismuth fractal 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I read "Bismuth facial" and scrolled down a bit faster than usual because I really wanted to see the picture. God have mercy.
God has spoken 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The joke
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Your head
fat hairless cat watches anime 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's a cute little black cat you have, but what is the kind of pink dog behind it?
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HITL-ER 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Former potential world lead-er.
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There are two types of people in this world 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Regarding the second picture: I think the second person saw something like
<3
<3 (space)
<3 (more space)
<3 (even more space)
which would explain the "are you dumb?" reaction.
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Dogs stung by bees 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This made me way sadder than I want to be on a Sunday evening :/
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Fidel me daddy 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That's actually a pretty accurate answer in this case.
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Pocket power! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I was about to post something like "I don't think car owners were that seldom 75 years ago", but I was wrong: there were about 50 million cars on Earth just before WW2. This kind of amazes me, thanks a lot for this post!
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HEAR THE CHAOS THAT IS MY MIND 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Metal, quite obviously :)
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That'll Show Him 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*going on FunSubstance instead of working for my next exam
TAKE THIS, FUTURE ME! FUCK YOU!
Adele has her priorities straight 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Explosively joyous". Because Björk had already used "violently happy".
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Afrikaans is a strange language 30 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Goosebumps too ("chair de poule" in French). Cotton candy, however, is called "daddy's beard" in France ("barbapapa", shortened version of "barbe à papa").
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Hoped this day would never come...But 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's easy to agree with this quote if you judge music only by what you hear on the radio (ie soulless normalized crap), but the world of electronic music (and "hybrid" music) is actually full of incredible stuff. It is just a tool to make music, so there is no reason to find more creative talent and spirit in electronic music than in any other genre.
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What name will suit this cutie the most? 46 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Fluffy McFluffstein
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Reddit has no heart 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Plus, that's a really great joke. I think the roasted himself laughed his ass off reading this piece of dark art.
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When a kitty is rejected by his mother 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's a golden reliever, then.
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Check out our updated Android app! 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Thanks for the update, please update the title of this post :)
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Stitch is real 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Stitch has basically become a blue gremlinified koala. Yikes.
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It must have made the kids fuherious 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Teacher here: if Wikipedia does a better job than you, you are a bad teacher and should sort it out. We tend to dislike Wikipedia because, the further you go on a given subject, the less reliable and comprehensive Wikipedia becomes.
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Notice me 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
So "notice me, zero" is the actual translation. Hmm.
Guy recreate famous movie scenes with cat 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The last one is better than the original from American Beauty, 'cause at least you got to see some pussy.
Little sisters 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'll take shit that I hardly believe for $500.
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This brings a smile to my face 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think the rest of us do not give a flying fuck about whether this is photoshopped or not, the message is still great.
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Realized this when listening to my playlist 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exactly. Plus, there is absolutely no reason that there may be less talented artists now compared to any other period in the last centuries (in proportion to the population, of course), but talented people now have the means to record and produce their art at home, including people who do not play any "real" instrument but make incredibly sophisticated electronic music. There are incredible pieces of Art in the music of every century since, I'd say, the XVth (don't know anything about music before the 1450's), and if you think nothing great is released nowadays, you should search more :)
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My kind of stealth mode 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
COD players switching to Assassin's Creed be like.
Not really that surprising 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
creambmp.com (written on the picture itself)
Cmon Obama 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Obama and Cain have become the whole Internet's OTP in less than a week.
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Not really that surprising 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The front page article on this website right now is titled "Hillary Clinton rushed to hospital after overdosing on hot sauce". Just sayin'.
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Good Guy Dentist saves Eagle 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The first picture actually triggered my gag reflex, but it gets so much better :)
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Stay tuned for part 2: American Version 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
What if I told you Europeans always complaining about how shitty the USA are and Europeans going on vacation in the USA are usually not the same people?
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the staff watching Obama congratulate Trump more likely 113 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, no one asked you.
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In case of natural disaster 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'd rather die in a fire than stay with three other people in a 1.2m diameter sphere for some hours, so I'll just pray that nothing major will ever happen in my area.
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Savage 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And it's Politics, not Shitfest.
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Media bias against musician 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
She's Beyonce, and I absolutely love how at least one person has been disliking your comment without giving you an answer. I had to Google "female singer with a baseball bat" to find her because I couldn't remember her name.
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What would you buy 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Look at his smile in the last picture. I want to be him when I grow up.
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