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I feel bad for all the American people 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. We all hate the US government rules that forbid something we like in the name of "protecting" us;
2. Let's have more federal rules to "protect" us.
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We need to go deeper 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dedicated to the twin ideas of:
-College Students are too busy to get enough sleep.
-They need to discuss their lack of time on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, text messages, Snapchat, Pinterest, YouTube and Vine.
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The only marks that should ever be left on Children. 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Everyone without kids has SO MUCH advice and philosophy for parents.
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I've been feeling a bit pepsi recently 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Actually, Pepsi is sweeter than Coke. That's why Pepsi often wins in a "sip test," but most people don't want to drink a whole can/glass of pop that sweet.
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No eye contact 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gorilla 1: Look you little pr!cks, don't you roll your eyes at me!
Gorilla 2: Don't disrespect ME, young man....
Gorilla 1: Let's get 'em!
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White supremacy 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's not like white kids try to dress and talk like blacks or anything...
That looks like my ex too! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, if at some point you realize that the person you're dating just isn't the love of your life and that it's just not going to work out long term, you must be trash. OTOH, she prolly went around saying how great he was until the break-up, so you wonder why she was such a bad judge of character. It's a great deterrent to dating her...if you SHOULD break up later, she'll vilify you in social media.
People like this make me so mad! Be thankful for what you have 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The parents that would raise a monster like this are the kind who would buy the little b*tch a new phone of the correct color.
Then and now 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What happened was that everyone made excuses for bad and stupid actions by certain demographics. In the name of "fighting racism," people excused that [email protected] as if they couldn't know any better or people couldn't have the same expecations of them as of others. So, who's the racist there?
Not mine but still inspiring 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What I'd REALLY like is for people to look up the "women only make X% of men" studies and see that they're for all men and women and not corrected for job type or years of experience, and not assume "they must take that stuff into account becaue it'd be stupid not to."
What high school really means 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Luckily it's only high school, and everything is flawless and wonderful in that club you joined, the team you're on, when hanging out with others your age outside of school, at your part time job, in college and at the full time job you'll get and work in for 45 years.
Life goals 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What a corny post.
Why Trump continues to say such ridiculous things 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are tourist sites in China where you can't see the view (mountain, bay, whatever) because of the continual pollution, and there's a giant picture of what the view should be for tourists to stand in front of for their photo. The west can wreck their economies trying to get that last 1% of factory and auto pollution and not put a dent into the pollution output of China (and maybe India).
Companies be like 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm an engineer with 30 years of experience and a master's degree. I can get that job offer, but the salary is appropriate for a 26 year old.
Did you know that, uhm... 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My favorite part: The initial post, where a girl complains about other girls' lack for modesty by grabbing her boobs and posting the video,
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I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense, [Just an opinion] 68 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As bad as Trump is, does nobody remember how Marc Rich was a giant tax cheat and had to leave the country or go to prison, but then right before Bill Clinton left office Marc Rich made a huge donation to his library foundation and also to Hilary's senate campaign, and then Bill Clinton pardoned him? Or that there was that big uproar because the Chinese government donated to Hilary's campaign funds? Trump would be terrible, but amazingly, he'd be less bad than another Clinton.
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This unfunny moment brought to you by someone who was old enough to read the news during the last Clinton presidency. Unfunny, but with substance, so half-applicable to this site. (Plus, I didn't start the political rant.)
:-(
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When South Park gets it right... 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow. I never realized that freeing the nipple would help so many people.
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World peace for dummies 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
How trite. That presumes you choose the religion and it becomes true. What if the one true god decides you should hate some group? Since that is the only real god, you MUST obey or be damned. Your wanting to be nice or like people doesn't change reality.
This is as useful as saying "If the law of gravity causes you to fall down and about to be hurt, believe in a different law of gravity and don't get hurt!"
cool beans bruh 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Even if this WERE true, two terrorists would team up: One with the bomb and one with the detonator, and they'd put the thing together after security.
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Million, billion, trillion, Brazilian 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Maybe one reason is how many people can't take a joke, can't differentiate an obvious joke from reality, and how many people have to get outraged on others' behalf for something that didn't actually happen.
If you think about it 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because we need to focus our resources on maximizing aid to those who don't work.
Education vs. Intelligence 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
One possibility: The college team didn't field the best "arguers" in the school, but had some people on the team because they were required to reflect the diversity of the student population.
Don't be a jerk 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I agree with you 100%. But I also wonder why someone would use an app designed to connect with starangers for sex and think feloow users would be polite or respectful.
Do not be afraid to love this generation 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I was never talking to someone and had them suddenly disengage to check their newspaper.
And then there is this guy 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My guess is that it's a sexual double entendre. Like in French, to "make a map of France" is something dirty but you might not guess it.
That feel 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's accurate if they say theater and elevator instead of theatre and lift.
"After months of hanging onto my thinning hair, I finally let go and shaved my head" 49 comments
guest · 5 years ago
She has the face and head shape to pull it off...very pretty, and better than trying to do something with the patches that alopecia leaves.
Unlike me, age 55 man, with a suboptimal head shape and Ray Nitschke like face.
Medication side effects 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There WAS that medecine whose side effect was causing an orgasm during a sneeze.
Stop nagging 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am I the only one who *doesn't* see the word "Black" in this cartoon? If you hear "riot" and immediately associate it with "Black," then maybe YOU'RE the racist.
3D printed ultrasound for blind expectant mother 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not really a "life"yet,tho.
And a diet coke pls 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*get*
Last military engagement 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Not that effective against ISIS though.
and spending my life on dealing with idiots. 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If all you got were those two things, you missed out on a lot of learning. The fact that you can read and multiply shows you actually did learn something, although taking the hours 24/7 shows you didn't absorb any logic or sense, which may account for the wrongly placed feelings of anger. Now that you've graduated and have that piece of paper, you can get a job and use all the knowledge you already had but nobody would hire you without that diploma.
This needs to be a thing here in the US 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
But...but how do they find the time to complain on social media and meme sites about how boring school is?
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I'm not saying basketball players aren't tough, wait no, that's exactly what I'm saying 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's another difference between the two groups that isn't the sport they play...
superwoman telling it like it is 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that "COEXIST"poster behind her, suggesting we live in peace and harmony, while she, you know, threatens to kill someone.
I love these guys~ 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did you guy seriously have nine minutes to spend on that?
Gamer girl problems 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And other people wonder why you can't trust what a girl tells you.
Rappers, do you even logic? (Part 1) 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The earth orbits the sun...it revolves around its axis.
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So embarrassing!!! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A classmate told me this joke in about 1972
My man has a point 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Interestingly enough, the bakery and the pizzeria that prompted this post have both gotten death threats. So, there sure are a lot of pro-Gay people who are (figuratively) assholes.
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He's right you know. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Jersey. The word you're looking for is jersey.
Jersey, not "top."
Better to be sure 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why does the inclinometer on the bus read 35 degrees, while the one on the incline table says 28?
aw sweet 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It's like a lot of stuff people do that makes THEM feel good about "doing something," but isn't helpful or meaningful to the object of their good deed/wishes.
So yall want "real" black twitter 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There are bad people of any color. It's too bad someone had to make up a lie to cover that guy trying to steal the woman's purse. Now the dialog is about the lie rather than about not painting all black men with the criminal brush. You didn't really help out, did you, Social Justice Warrior?
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Why are People Against It? 126 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Suckily thought out flowchart sucks.
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