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(Loud diddly screams) 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
clearly no one's seen the Riddly Diddly video.
Mind = blown 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I like this. It works.
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Based nani 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I love stuff like this because I wasn't allowed to watch Lilo and Stitch as a kid because my mom once saw the one scene where they had an argument and decided "it's a movie about sisters fighting and isn't a good family movie so you can't watch it" and the irony is just so great.
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We should make a movie about him, where his role's played by JarJar Binks 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I don't support Trump for president, but I used to defend him for this under the logic that it was intended as pride in the fact that he has a pretty daughter, same as any parent would be proud of their child. But you have a point. There are other ways to say that. And while the fact that he was well-meaning but used poor word choice means he's not necessarily a creep, it does mean that he's not cut out for a job where words and phrasing are very, very important. If he can't take enough care in his complementary words, how's he going to handle tricky negotiations?
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Different borders 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Different peoples, different histories, different circumstances. These two arrangements are incomparable.
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Disney, Here's An Idea 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I've yet to hear a rap song I even remotely enjoyed and I still really want this.
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To all of you out there who haven't found your color yet: 78 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I actually first thought about Psycho-Pass. I was expecting something darker.
How the next star wars should start 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Most of the books are now non-canon. There are several books that were recently written with the new canon in mind, and those are canon, but any of the "classic Star Wars books" like the Thrawn Trilogy or the Jedi Academy trilogy or the X-Wing series are non-canon and go under the label of "Legends". Doesn't mean they can't take those elements and make them canon, though. Clone Wars made Black Sun canon, for example.
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Our society 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I mean, she's an unrealistic character, sure, but unless this comic is a series and there's story I'm not aware of, I don't know how a judgment can be made on how Mary Sue -esque she is.
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Our society 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I always thought a Mary Sue was defined by their detrimental impact to the plot and other characters by virtue of undeserved admiration, unexplained abilities, unnatural coincidences, and basically just being infallible for no reason. I was unaware that appearance played any role in it.
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World War I amputee fitted with a welding arm, 1920 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
That is awesome
Political correctness: Level murica 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There's actually a book series that does this to fairy tales. It's quite humorous.
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Our society 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Mary Sue? How do you get that from a single appearance in a single panel with no dialogue and no interactions?
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*points at any rude guests as of late* 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Huh. The guest my comments go under at school has a bunch of other stuff that I know I didn't write. And not just like "I forgot about that," like referencing people I don't know or expressing opinions I've never had.
Feels like a 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
fun fact, q-tip boxes actually explicitly say not to insert them into your ear
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For people too lazy to decorate from Christmas 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Don't care about lazy, that looks cool in a way traditional string lights never could!
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Your friendly reminder 9 comments
guest · 8 years ago
When half of the marriages in the USA end in divorce it's time to have stuff like this to remind people that that's not the way it's meant to be.
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Bammmm! The truth! 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Never. We're not illegal immigrants anymore, seeing as we took over and are now the ruling power. If you want to shame people for how their ancestors exploited Native Americans, fine, but you can't use it as an "illegal immigration should be a-okay" argument.
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You must bring me a subway train 33 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*shrubberway train
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Oh flip phones 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Still do.
*points at any rude guests as of late* 53 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Multiple people can be under the same "guest" name if they're on the same network, though. Or at least I know that if I comment while at school it's a different set of comments under "guest" than if I comment at home, and the school one has comments that I didn't write.
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Flipping a coin isn't actually 50/50 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also, in a series of 1000 flips, you will have a run of 6 heads in a row or 6 tails in a row.
/best senior prank/ 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
We had a similar thing where they plugged up the storm grate and filled the amphitheater-thing with water and some sand and made a beach.
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Han Solo that's how 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
By shortcutting close to a black hole cluster. The Kessel run was a smuggling route in a part of space that was very dangerous to fly in. Solo took an even more suicidally dangerous route and shaved off some distance.
At least, according to the books. Legend has it that the script had notes that Han was obviously lying and trying to impress them by making stuff up, and Kenobi raises a skeptical eyebrow.
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Tesla and wireless power 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*on, not out
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Tesla and wireless power 11 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No, that's actually one of his few inventions that he actually ended up making and proving. At least, on a small scale. What he wanted to do was take that idea and make a worldwide electric system by just pumping electricity into the air and that's what never came to fruition. But he did do several demonstrations involving using tesla coils to turn out lightbulbs at a distance.
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Why Isn't This Everywhere Right Now? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One example: police arrive to stop a rape in progress. The girl has been stripped naked by her assailant and now the bodycam footage has her naked body on tape. Another example: police receive a tip that someone has a drug lab setup in their house. They investigate, and while they find out the tip was a hoax, their bodycams do pick up that the person has an embarrassingly elaborate shrine to One Direction in their bedroom. Another example: someone's going to attempt suicide by jumping off a bridge, but the police arrive and try to talk him out of it. Intimate, private details of precisely why he's been driven to the point of suicide are discussed, and now recorded by the bodycam.
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That time of year again 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm having trouble finding statistics about soldiers' age and what their duties are. I suspect that most under-21 soldiers aren't exposed to active combat situations and work more with logistics or engineering or other important but safer roles, but I can't find any stats to support or refute that guess. Anyone know of some good sources?
Why Isn't This Everywhere Right Now? 19 comments
guest · 8 years ago
There's also the whole issue of how that footage gets released. You can either have it all publicly available, only available on request if you can prove you have a reason to see it and specify precisely which footage you want, or just have it only available to a courtroom. All of those have pros and cons and no one can really agree on which is best. Body cams infringe on the privacy of the people as well as the officer. (Still think they're a great idea and love the positive statistics in the places that are using them, but we've got some problems to solve before it gets implemented everywhere.)
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*looks at Mulan and Shang* 18 comments
guest · 8 years ago
*thinks of Yumi and Ulrich from Code Lyoko*
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Hero of a Generation 22 comments
guest · 8 years ago
You do if you take any high school biology or history class. But it's more just a "here's a thing that happened during the '50s, along with some other things. Now on to the '60s..."
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I'm moving to Mars 42 comments
guest · 8 years ago
He said he wouldn't be opposed to having Muslims be registered in a special database to keep track of them. The badge thing was made up by some online news sites. But it's still pretty discriminatory. And that's why people hate him.
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He was 7 at the time 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also could be himself. Some people can recognize a bad habit and the tools needed to help break it.
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Shia LaBeouf watching Transformers 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh, pictures of those are out there too. He seems to have liked those.
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Dinner is served 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Having burned caramel myself and made a similar monster, I'd agree.
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True endings of Disney tales 17 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Also the prince had his eyes gouged out in Rapunzel
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Sweden 6 hour work days 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
money, love of a job, in the middle of something and don't want to leave it for tomorrow/don't trust next shift's coworkers to not mess it up... There are lots of reasons to want to keep working.
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Anti-Burglary Device 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"Sweet! I was just gonna hope no one sees me, but now I have a mask! And a weapon, and duct tape! Might as well take the string too..."
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Some badass ways to say 'no' 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
"I'll choose option one. As in Plan One. And that's in Roman numerals. So it's Plan I, as in I, for one, am not going to do that."
-Leon Fisher, Pop Rocket
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Tis The Season....For some new lotion perhaps? 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Makes me think of the Studio C "Mall Kiosk War" sketch.
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Hover boards, alternative fuels, cleaner air, a cleaner environment, interplanetary travel 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Should've also approached businesses. I remember when i first heard about quantum locking (that's where the need for science people comes in), I realized "you could make a hoverboard with this, but it'd only work on a special surface. Wait a minute...hoverboard arenas!" (and that's where the business people come in. Otherwise, you've just got a cool principle that's not applied or manufactured) Basically a skate rink or trampoline park type of deal, where people pay to come play at your facility for a bit, but with hoverboards. But I never really looked into how to actually make that happen, because I'm lazy.
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Private thoughts 16 comments
guest · 8 years ago
How can a comic be so true?
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Zipline that is 1500 ft long. Zero visibility at 45 mph. Would you jump? 31 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh, absolutely! But I'd probably bring goggles or something. 45 MPH wind in my eyes sounds a bit...painful.
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If you could visit every civilized planet 73 comments
guest · 8 years ago
THE EARTH!! Mwahaha, causing cosmic chaos by dragging a frickin' planet around, yes!
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Hold Close by Ingrid Tan( long post). 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I thought it was a sequel at first!
She met sylveon I'm dead 30 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I only saw Glaceon. Where was Sylveon?
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For 97 dollars a day you would think Disneyworld could afford two ply 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Geez, that's like....quarter-ply!
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When your Jeans are not downloaded yet, but you need to take the train 15 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She's wearing Kanzaki Kaori's pants.
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its awesome 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
But...but the whole point (and second half of the "body is a temple" quote) is that you are NOT the god to whom it is devoted. That's like saying "courage isn't the absence of fear, but if it doesn't make me scared in the first place then I'm automatically courageous." You can live by that philosophy if you want to, but don't butcher the quote for it.
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Ireland isn't for Pussies 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
about 50 MPH
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