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People need to understand 53 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This post is linguistically inaccurate and overly complicated. America is short hand for the United States of America, United States is short hand for the United States of America. People all over the world (from first hand experience) know what you mean when you say you're American. If anyone is referring to the continent they say either North America, South America or the Americas. (Also no one refers to Mexico as the United States)
Wikipedia, Webster and other reliable sources back this up.
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Seems I'm not the only one 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I prefer comfy clothes too, but you get to get irked by your girlfriends clothing choices, and then tell everyone they can wear what they want?
He just couldn't take it anymore 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
As much as this isn't a fun or funny post, sometimes I think we need a little perspective... there are a lot of, OMG fat people are fat, my parents are terrible, why is school so boring, why can't people use turn signals (seriously why!?) ... I mean we can't be consumed by the terrible things... but it is good to occasionally be reminded that we should look beyond ourselves.
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I honestly can't believe that this is unpopular amongst some people 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right!? That makes me crazy.
People say this to my sister who is a lean muscular athlete and eats over 2000 calories a day. . I am curvy but eat almost half of what she does and I work out 2/3 times a week. We are both happy. We are both healthy. No need for shamming!
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Beautiful eggs that I won't dare to eat 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is it just me or are those actually pretty ugly?
We need these buttons 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have at least one person in mind for everyone of those buttons. I would post this to facebook, but I'm pretty sure they would know I was talking to them.
How I feel 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The secret is we all do that. We all struggle to find an identity and respond to social norms. We are pieces of who we meet and what we read.. being human is hard sometimes.
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Wow, watermelons really changed over the centuries 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So kids, next time someone says the refuse to eats GMOs (and yes cross breeding is genetic modification - except without the careful lab testing) you can remind them that they could be eating sad pale watermelons <steps off soap box>
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This is possibly the best face I've seen on Matt Smith 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...the adipose joke >D.. love it!
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You all suck equally 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Every child is special, they have the capacity to be amazing... but if they don't do anything about it ... then they become ordinary.... or worse and ordinary adult who thinks they are special.
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Or she 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Now should you run, or should you be telling them to run... because frankly I'm good with either.
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Olaf the Snowman 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Really well done. Looks perfect, but creepy as all get out... sometimes what is cute in a cartoon is massively creepy on your walk home at night.
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Tickle'em! 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This is a brilliant way to deal with a super uncomfortable situation....a true creative mind.
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toast 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...at work... just made a terrible wheezy noise to hide the fact that I am trying desperately not to laugh out loud
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Bill clinton 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This story is so beautiful
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Adulthood makes a huge difference 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Preach! One day you wake up and three beers = Hang over. Not to mention you usually need to get up for something you planned or domestic chores.
White countries 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tumblr (and other social media platforms) allows people to make ridiculous comments without thought or having to back them up... see comment above. ^^^
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HP facts 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He also says "Harry Potter" ad nauseum through 6 books. So really the odds of those being his first and last words were pretty good.
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This is actually my life 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yea, I'm the tall friend and I couldn't use pictures with my friend on dating sites, because they are all like 5'2", tiny and blonde and I look like a different species. On the plus side, I made us less of a target for creepy guys.
White girls be like 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why is okay to make generalizations about white girls?
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Yup, that's what to do! 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You have problems with my menstrual rage? You try shutting the f*** up.
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Poor Tamera. :'( 29 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"you mean giraffes or cows" >D That should be everyone's response!
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As a white girl myself... Yes 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Tell you what: I won't say "black girls are..." or "Asian girls are..." and you don't say "white girls are.." and that's the first step toward avoiding generalizations. Ta DA!
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Single ladies 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...Yea, she had to get home early, so her man wouldn't complain about her being out too late, or worry that she was hooking up with some other guy... However, I partied all night, slept like the dead, alone in my queen bed and ate cold pizza for breakfast...damn strait I'm happy!
(To the easily offended: relationships are fine, but so is being single.)
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One can always hope 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...only upvoted for the last comment... which was pure gold
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My prediction for 2016 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Calm yourself folks. Star Wars broke the internet, but it has an international, cross generational appeal. Deadpool's fan base is really not that big... its just dedicated.
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hOW 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. $23,000 to disappear? That won't even cover rent for the year.
2. They can stop payment on the check.
Well now you know 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I have to call BS on the ugly woman= witch .. in Scandinavia, witches were women who lived alone but were not necessarily abstinent. They were generally viewed as healers. I think you mixed this up with a different culture.
Did you dress her up like this?
No! (no no... no) Yes. (yes yeah) a bit (a bit bit a bit) But she has got a wart!
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for the girls 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...I just don't understand how it happened. I eat less, I still work out... but my metabolism doesn't care
Talking to bae like. 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Love that! That line would TOTALLY work on me and I have no romantic side.
My 8th grade science teacher rocked (there's a pun there but it's pretty awful) 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I call BS on the exploding alcohol...
1. It wouldn't explode
2. Unless the alcohol was already headed, it would have to be almost 100 proof to catch fire (50% alcohol). The kid would be wreaked and everyone would be able to smell the alcohol (it's actually the vapor that catches fire)
3. What teach drops stuff in your drink?
This dog survived a house fire but lost his facial structure while doing so 43 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dear posters, please remember the internet is full of gullible people who will not get the joke.
People, that is NOT what a burn would look like... oh ham dog.
(also points to docfester for "No, it's Becky")
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can't look away 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I really don't understand...what is... so ..great..about... I think I'm in love...
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Much fury, such sad 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That face! I love it!
He was so pissed and it was beautiful 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That means I can come be a jerk to you when you are doing your job. Just hang up the phone. No need to be a d*ck.
New levels 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The amount of time spent on writing this up could probability have been used to learn the information instead.
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IT'S BACK FOR CHRISTMAS 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
This needs to go away.... they aren't even good comebacks
justgirlythings 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It bothers mean that the internet is so hell bent on teenage girls enjoying life look like they are stupid... soon teenage girls will be in their 30's struggling with their slowing metabolism, getting their retirement account in order, facing judgement about whether or not they are married or how they are raising their kids, caring for their aging parents ... I like being an adult, but I wish I was a little more care free in my teens.
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Truth about modern education 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If you get your degree, you are statistically likely to make 1.3 million more over your lifetime than non graduates... Also, you can use it as a time to expand your mind to new ideas in an atmosphere where debate is encouraged and backing yourself up with facts is expected... Stop sh**ing on education!
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You might die just a tad quicker but hey, all has its price 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then you die.... In college I was poor and busy and I mostly ate Ramen for months. I'm a normally chubby girl, but I got thin and sickly... I looked bad and I started getting sick really easily. Only in moderation and mix in some veggies.
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You can't beat Bert 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...pffft, I think there is something going on, but they are British, and as such are discrete in public.
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Some not all 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Know your opponent's argument. It raises the level of debate and gives you a better chance of changing their mind. Instead you side making ridiculous claims about what the other side believes, alienating rather than engaging.
1. These people believe that marrage is between a man and a woman (right or wrong it is their belief, and we should respect it to the point it doesn't infringe on your rights.) 2. As men are the more aggressive gender, there is an underlying fear that gay men will be sexually assertive, as many strait men are, and men are not use to being pursued aggressively.
I don't know how to use a needle so I let a nurse vaccinate them instead 13 comments
guest · 5 years ago
While I think not getting your kids vaccinated is irresponsible, I agree that we should still be questioning the treatments doctors give.The health care system is far from perfect and you are your child's advocate and your own advocate and an advocate for elderly parents.
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Just death metal problem 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
... or don't post lyrics on facebook... we all know the song.. it's not like you wrote it.
I know I do 14 comments
guest · 5 years ago
...or you could buy a car in your price range. I drove a sh**y car for 3 years so I didn't drown in debt. Then I was able to be a car I liked better with good fuel efficiency and a high safety rating... but no, you keep staring at your car as you drop you $400/month car payment in the mailbox.
I just died! 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wow, that takes a pretty high level of petty. No wonder she dumped you.
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Step Up Americans 42 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Hi Joe Bob,
I'm sorry you suffer from ignorance and self-righteousness. That's a nasty combination. While there is not cure, try this. Their is a man who is 26. He was trying to finish up his degree so he and his wife and 6 month old daughter could have a better life. Then someone blew up his home and his wife and now he is trying to bring is tiny daughter to the West so she doesn't die like her mother. Now, picture looking this man in the eye and telling him he's a terrorist.
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Challenge accepted 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
... you're not being cheap, you just bought a whole bunk of rulers you don't want...that's just stupid.
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Inb4 triggered 51 comments
guest · 5 years ago
First the comment at the bottom of the post is hateful and unnecessary.
But, don't expect me to know how you identify yourself and certainly don't expect me to use a third newly created gender pronoun. It's important to you, but maybe pokemon or baseball or Shakespeare plays are important to me.
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Zoe Saldana back into her Guardians Of The Galaxy costume after having twins 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is an expectation that your body can go back to what it was before childbirth and for most women it won't be the same, even if they lose all the baby weight. It's like the next set of unrealistic expectations for women.