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1. We all hate the US government rules that forbid something we like in the name of "protecting" us;
2. Let's have more federal rules to "protect" us.

Dedicated to the twin ideas of:
-College Students are too busy to get enough sleep.
-They need to discuss their lack of time on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Twitter, text messages, Snapchat, Pinterest, YouTube and Vine.

Everyone without kids has SO MUCH advice and philosophy for parents.

Actually, Pepsi is sweeter than Coke. That's why Pepsi often wins in a "sip test," but most people don't want to drink a whole can/glass of pop that sweet.

Gorilla 1: Look you little pr!cks, don't you roll your eyes at me!
Gorilla 2: Don't disrespect ME, young man....
Gorilla 1: Let's get 'em!

It's not like white kids try to dress and talk like blacks or anything...

So, if at some point you realize that the person you're dating just isn't the love of your life and that it's just not going to work out long term, you must be trash. OTOH, she prolly went around saying how great he was until the break-up, so you wonder why she was such a bad judge of character. It's a great deterrent to dating her...if you SHOULD break up later, she'll vilify you in social media.

The parents that would raise a monster like this are the kind who would buy the little b*tch a new phone of the correct color.

What happened was that everyone made excuses for bad and stupid actions by certain demographics. In the name of "fighting racism," people excused that cr@p as if they couldn't know any better or people couldn't have the same expecations of them as of others. So, who's the racist there?

What I'd REALLY like is for people to look up the "women only make X% of men" studies and see that they're for all men and women and not corrected for job type or years of experience, and not assume "they must take that stuff into account becaue it'd be stupid not to."

Luckily it's only high school, and everything is flawless and wonderful in that club you joined, the team you're on, when hanging out with others your age outside of school, at your part time job, in college and at the full time job you'll get and work in for 45 years.

What a corny post.

I'm an engineer with 30 years of experience and a master's degree. I can get that job offer, but the salary is appropriate for a 26 year old.

My favorite part: The initial post, where a girl complains about other girls' lack for modesty by grabbing her boobs and posting the video,

As bad as Trump is, does nobody remember how Marc Rich was a giant tax cheat and had to leave the country or go to prison, but then right before Bill Clinton left office Marc Rich made a huge donation to his library foundation and also to Hilary's senate campaign, and then Bill Clinton pardoned him? Or that there was that big uproar because the Chinese government donated to Hilary's campaign funds? Trump would be terrible, but amazingly, he'd be less bad than another Clinton.
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This unfunny moment brought to you by someone who was old enough to read the news during the last Clinton presidency. Unfunny, but with substance, so half-applicable to this site. (Plus, I didn't start the political rant.)
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How trite. That presumes you choose the religion and it becomes true. What if the one true god decides you should hate some group? Since that is the only real god, you MUST obey or be damned. Your wanting to be nice or like people doesn't change reality.
This is as useful as saying "If the law of gravity causes you to fall down and about to be hurt, believe in a different law of gravity and don't get hurt!"

Even if this WERE true, two terrorists would team up: One with the bomb and one with the detonator, and they'd put the thing together after security.

One possibility: The college team didn't field the best "arguers" in the school, but had some people on the team because they were required to reflect the diversity of the student population.

I was never talking to someone and had them suddenly disengage to check their newspaper.

That's accurate if they say theater and elevator instead of theatre and lift.

She has the face and head shape to pull it off...very pretty, and better than trying to do something with the patches that alopecia leaves.
Unlike me, age 55 man, with a suboptimal head shape and Ray Nitschke like face.

There WAS that medecine whose side effect was causing an orgasm during a sneeze.

Am I the only one who *doesn't* see the word "Black" in this cartoon? If you hear "riot" and immediately associate it with "Black," then maybe YOU'RE the racist.

Not really a "life"yet,tho.

*get*

Not that effective against ISIS though.

If all you got were those two things, you missed out on a lot of learning. The fact that you can read and multiply shows you actually did learn something, although taking the hours 24/7 shows you didn't absorb any logic or sense, which may account for the wrongly placed feelings of anger. Now that you've graduated and have that piece of paper, you can get a job and use all the knowledge you already had but nobody would hire you without that diploma.

But...but how do they find the time to complain on social media and meme sites about how boring school is?

There's another difference between the two groups that isn't the sport they play...

Love that "COEXIST"poster behind her, suggesting we live in peace and harmony, while she, you know, threatens to kill someone.

Did you guy seriously have nine minutes to spend on that?

The earth orbits the sun...it revolves around its axis.

A classmate told me this joke in about 1972

Interestingly enough, the bakery and the pizzeria that prompted this post have both gotten death threats. So, there sure are a lot of pro-Gay people who are (figuratively) assholes.

Jersey. The word you're looking for is jersey.
Jersey, not "top."

Why does the inclinometer on the bus read 35 degrees, while the one on the incline table says 28?

There are bad people of any color. It's too bad someone had to make up a lie to cover that guy trying to steal the woman's purse. Now the dialog is about the lie rather than about not painting all black men with the criminal brush. You didn't really help out, did you, Social Justice Warrior?

Suckily thought out flowchart sucks.