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Even in my sleep I'm a slob 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I think I'll try that with a shot of whiskey.
You trying to make a joke that doesn't offend anyone 13 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Happy Holiday! Season's Greetings!
For people offended by everything 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Anyone who thinks nobody is offended by this never heard of Fox News. They devote most of their Christmastime programming to being offended by this.
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Iraq's first beauty queen since 1972 4 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She sure has Iraq.
A good first step 58 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Just goes to show, even a philosophy professor can be a dumbass.
There are many victims of the war on drugs (aka. The war on liberty) 21 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Florida. What else can I say.
Women's jelousy 5 comments
guest · 8 years ago
This is funny every time I see it.
Why are we treating our prisoners better than out soldiers (in the US) 25 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I'm curious -- is anyone in the world so stupid they believe this ludicrous BS?
The Story of Christmas 20 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I appreciate the sentiment, but the story is that Mary and Joseph travelled to Bethlehem because of a census. Which is not exactly seeking refuge.
Feels like a 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Oh... so they're for your ear...
I wonder how :o 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The picture is not a cocoon. It's a chrysalis.
Scientists, y u do dis? 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
literallyunbelievable.org
America, please stop it! 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OK, we're ready.
America, please stop it! 27 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, Trump could become president, when pigs fly.
Oh my 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Weekly World News was the best. I really miss them.
Dont need no man 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Run some hot tap water over the lid.
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This man clearly does not know African Governments 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The part about Kenyans was from some Onion wannabe fake news site.
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Beauty and the Beast 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I googled it -- Joel Santana.
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Feel these words 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What language is this book written in?
It's not so bad since 25th is still top ten 20 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Note even most Americans know the secret for how America makes smart educated Americans without good schools. But I will reveal it now:
Smart educated people move here from other countries, and become Americans.
This year (so far) in science 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why are most of these items not science?
woooooow 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This fake story must be fun for global warming denialists -- but the claim that she was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 is completely fabricated.
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A famous abandoned church in france 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The photographer who created this, Jurg Roessen, describes it as a collage.
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Who ever gets this is instantly my friend 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's a digital caliper. A vernier caliper would have a vernier scale on it.
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dan gets explained a thing 18 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Who is Dan?
Easily Escape If You're Being Held Captive 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I thought this was going to be a joke about marriage.
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This is a library 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
It's Beinecke Library at Yale, where they keep the good stuff.
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Soda, pop, or coke? 37 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Turquoise should be labelled "RC".
And the occasional burglar 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
I there really anybody stupid enough that they think the Founding Fathers wanted the 2nd amendment to make sure that any group of disgruntled fringe nutcases could overthrow the new government?
This poor child 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
He was cleaning?! What kind of a an unnatural child is this?!
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It's the truth though 23 comments
guest · 9 years ago
60 years ago, racists didn't mind being called racist.
Today, racists can't stand being called racist.
I call that progress.
Here is a whole bunch of happiness to help you through the week 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
OK, I give up. Who is this?
The media puts these thoughts in your head 10 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So... you mean, the immigrants steal jobs without actually working? Neat trick.
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Oh, heil no 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why does it say "Standard oil"?
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Size of the donut hole through the years 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
What people did before Powerpoint.
The only acceptable Jesus joke, evar 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
A: Because he got nailed on the boards.
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The only acceptable Jesus joke, evar 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Q: Why didn't Jesus get into college?
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Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Many years ago I was reading a campaign flier from a Communist Party candidate. It sounded great. That's when I realized, you can promise voters anything if you know you're not going to win.
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People without brains do a whole lot of talking 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
First it's "Obama hasn't proved he's born in the US" and now it's "Clinton hasn't proven she's human." What next? President Cory Booker has to prove he's a mammal?
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I've wanted to build an atomic clock for a while, but now I'm afraid I may not be white 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes, apparently there's some legal principle that it's ok to arrest a kid for having a clock if he didn't make it from scratch.
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When gas is under $3.00 35 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So these guys are hosing themselves down with gasoline, and our primary concern is how much the gas costs?
I don't know what you are but I will find you and I will love you! 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Step 1. Google "hungarian horntail"
Step 2. Google "armadillo girdled lizard"
Step 3. Draw your own conclusions.
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Give it a few years 13 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That haircut is whacked. It's like he's trying to make his natural hair look like a bad toupee.
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Good guy Microsoft 5 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Tablet computers started coming out in the 90s. They weren't new in 2001.
Tinder 19 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That land ain't gonna steal itself.
So a school got scared of a clock because a muslim kid made it. 28 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Yes. Circuits are very scary. People who know how to build them are dangerous.
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Comedy legend 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"made"?
Uh... ಠ_ಠ 9 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"running on a queue"? Can you translate that into American?
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Beard goals 21 comments
guest · 9 years ago
The beard is ok, but WTF did he do to his hair?!
You tell em, Jimmy! 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
"I am sick of people living, working, raising families in America and not speaking English."
Hint: this here is the part where people figure out that you're a bigot.