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· 8 years ago
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Factchecker said it's fake :( the internet lies?!?!
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deviledapple
· 8 years ago
ITS ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE
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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
I read abe Lincoln made it a rule that everything on the internet is true and if you put a lie on it you get exiled from it.
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mickymouse
· 8 years ago
Didn't Washington mention that anybody who lies on the internet gets his/her phone taken away as well?
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grim
· 8 years ago
No, the part including women was added in 1962 by the us supreme court in order to accommodate Sandy B Bernstein petitioning to let females have phones as well, back when Washington was president women weren't allowed to possess cellular or landline phones. The rest is correct though
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deleted
· 8 years ago
That was just a roller coaster from start to finish
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lazybutcozy
· 8 years ago
regardless of the truthfulness of this- that would be a great way to get the insurance company to cover things.
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guest
· 8 years ago
I've seen this about a thousand fucking times. When will the reposts stop
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deleted
· 8 years ago
When you get an account
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randomsyndrome
· 8 years ago
*comment section bursts into flames*
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randomsyndrome
· 8 years ago
press x to doubt
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guest
· 8 years ago
Weekly World News was the best. I really miss them.
guest
· 8 years ago
This would be funny if it were true. Source: Logic
pokemonhsgbvdfg
· 8 years ago
Whelp time to bonk myself on the head