Oh my

ITS ON THE INTERNET ITS TRUE

I read abe Lincoln made it a rule that everything on the internet is true and if you put a lie on it you get exiled from it.

Didn't Washington mention that anybody who lies on the internet gets his/her phone taken away as well?

No, the part including women was added in 1962 by the us supreme court in order to accommodate Sandy B Bernstein petitioning to let females have phones as well, back when Washington was president women weren't allowed to possess cellular or landline phones. The rest is correct though

When you get an account

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