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no the pro in procrastination is latin for "for" and the cras is latin for "tomorrow" which means procrastination literally means "for tomorrow"
I think this is the only time taking 4 years of latin in high school has ever paid off

i actually am allergic to nutella :-(

what is this from?

gmmm, its not what's eating JILbert grape is it? Then its not JIF!!!!

not quite. i just walk around the house naked until he notices. the longest its taken is five minutes. My victory :)

is it weird that i feel accomplished when i give my bf a boner?

idk. why don't you ask Carondelet High School about watermelon and fried chicken?

the whole boomerang thing doesn't work with balloons… it never came back :-(

my moms currently recovering from abdominal surgery because she ripped most of her abdominal muscles trying to work a job that was way to physically demanding for her just to support us. And the nerve of some people to insult her on getting a "tummy tuck" and that she shouldn't have gotten it? she could have died, and I'm told to get over it? and these are adults telling me, a 15-yea-old girl, this.

ohh rats ass… i thought it was mouse horse and i got really confused

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. the same logic applies here

actually there was a study that showed men who grow beards are hiding something and are less trustworthy

no longer than that…. i hated that song when it came out when i was in 7th grade and I'm a sophomore in hs now

how is it a sexually transmitted disease if nuns get it?

yea, i caught my toaster on fire….

what people don't realize is that those people were smart enough to get into good schools. For gods sake, mark zuckerberg went to harvard. He was smart enough to get into fucking harvard people!

I'm 15 now… this is awkward

it's electronics fuck nut...

my boyfriend told me he loved me and i said it back because i thought i had to, but i dont think i really do

uhh megan fox had a TON of plastic surgery

except for balloons :(

that actually happened to me. i got a bat signal sweat stain on my boobs. I am batgirl

i saw the title before i saw the gif and it takes on a whole different meaning O.O

also, can i ask you something?

dark angels!

no gay used to mean happy. theyre saying that gay people are called gay people bc they are happy the way they are

its from years of wearing uncomfortable shoes

thats a picture of a sponge not cheese

but it actually does!!!

married to your best friend

that first picture is the one from the movie up!

that rhymes

she'd be really pretty if she lost the weight. its not that im not attracted to a fat person because they are fat, im not attracted to someone who doesnt have the self-confidence to know they are worth more than that

beatles!

its not like guys dont fart in their sleep...

*dumbass

text her you big dumbs

well, they were my olsen days. i was a toddler obsessed with mary-kate and ashley

that picture was on the cover of my algebra 1 book in high school... it makes sense because thats what math felt like. A really scary rollercoaster ride that yoou thought you were going to die on

they probably become serial killers because they are always referred to as the valentine's mistake by their parents.

what kind of fucknut is named chevron?

if you don't, then some other guy will. Also, if you like her, do you really think it's good to make her think that no one likes her and make her sit alone on valentine's day?

and how exactly do you know what a hobo tastes like?

As for mean girls, Karen, Gretchen, and Cady are accused of making the book. Not only Cady

what sound does the fox make?