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I'm a pro! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
no the pro in procrastination is latin for "for" and the cras is latin for "tomorrow" which means procrastination literally means "for tomorrow"
I think this is the only time taking 4 years of latin in high school has ever paid off
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screwed for life 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
i actually am allergic to nutella :-(
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That Kid Has A Future In Politics....Or Media... 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what is this from?
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Say jif one more time. 26 comments
guest · 7 years ago
gmmm, its not what's eating JILbert grape is it? Then its not JIF!!!!
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How to win against GF 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
not quite. i just walk around the house naked until he notices. the longest its taken is five minutes. My victory :)
If only. 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
chill, im 19
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If only. 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
pretty much :)
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If only. 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
is it weird that i feel accomplished when i give my bf a boner?
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Jamaican watermelon helmets 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
idk. why don't you ask Carondelet High School about watermelon and fried chicken?
Tumblr Gold 32 comments
guest · 7 years ago
the whole boomerang thing doesn't work with balloons… it never came back :-(
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Do not judge a person, until you know their story 63 comments
guest · 7 years ago
my moms currently recovering from abdominal surgery because she ripped most of her abdominal muscles trying to work a job that was way to physically demanding for her just to support us. And the nerve of some people to insult her on getting a "tummy tuck" and that she shouldn't have gotten it? she could have died, and I'm told to get over it? and these are adults telling me, a 15-yea-old girl, this.
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I don't give a... 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
ohh rats ass… i thought it was mouse horse and i got really confused
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Ketchup and Smoothies 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. the same logic applies here
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The Trustworthiness Of Beards 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
actually there was a study that showed men who grow beards are hiding something and are less trustworthy
Two years, can you believe it? 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
no longer than that…. i hated that song when it came out when i was in 7th grade and I'm a sophomore in hs now
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One hell of a std 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
how is it a sexually transmitted disease if nuns get it?
What a good idea! 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
yea, i caught my toaster on fire….
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Quit school! 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what people don't realize is that those people were smart enough to get into good schools. For gods sake, mark zuckerberg went to harvard. He was smart enough to get into fucking harvard people!
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We're all surprised 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'm 15 now… this is awkward
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Always before a trip 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
it's electronics fuck nut...
Try this? 217 comments
guest · 7 years ago
is that in latin?
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Admit Something Nobody Knows About You (Don't Use Names For Privacy Reasons) 1107 comments
guest · 7 years ago
my boyfriend told me he loved me and i said it back because i thought i had to, but i dont think i really do
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Puberty done right 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
uhh megan fox had a TON of plastic surgery
We're going deep here 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
except for balloons :(
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Batman b*tt signal 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
that actually happened to me. i got a bat signal sweat stain on my boobs. I am batgirl
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Unexpected banana 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i saw the title before i saw the gif and it takes on a whole different meaning O.O
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I need to talk to you 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
also, can i ask you something?
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What's your heavy metal band name? 50 comments
guest · 7 years ago
dark angels!
OMG, I didn't know! 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
no gay used to mean happy. theyre saying that gay people are called gay people bc they are happy the way they are
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Gross celebrity feet 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its from years of wearing uncomfortable shoes
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Awesome Lego Album Covers 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its yoko ohno and john lennon around the time they both went a little crazy
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Bacon Anyone 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
thats a picture of a sponge not cheese
Stoner Dog 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
but it actually does!!!
Birthday scenario game goes wrong 74 comments
guest · 7 years ago
married to your best friend
Most Beautiful Places on Earth 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
that first picture is the one from the movie up!
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everyday 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
that rhymes
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Dafuq? 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
she'd be really pretty if she lost the weight. its not that im not attracted to a fat person because they are fat, im not attracted to someone who doesnt have the self-confidence to know they are worth more than that
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I am a walrus! 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
beatles!
Fart 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its not like guys dont fart in their sleep...
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Well that was awkward 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think I can see his balls O.o
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Trying to decide to text a crush 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
*dumbass
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Trying to decide to text a crush 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
text her you big dumbs
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Google business card from 1998 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
well, they were my olsen days. i was a toddler obsessed with mary-kate and ashley
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The Scary New Ohio Roller Coaster 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
that picture was on the cover of my algebra 1 book in high school... it makes sense because thats what math felt like. A really scary rollercoaster ride that yoou thought you were going to die on
Fun Fact Time 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
they probably become serial killers because they are always referred to as the valentine's mistake by their parents.
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Were did logic go? 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what kind of fucknut is named chevron?
Tips on asking a girl out 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
if you don't, then some other guy will. Also, if you like her, do you really think it's good to make her think that no one likes her and make her sit alone on valentine's day?
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Dafuq is the proper expression for this 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
and how exactly do you know what a hobo tastes like?
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12 plot holes 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As for mean girls, Karen, Gretchen, and Cady are accused of making the book. Not only Cady
Annoying Ass Kids 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
what sound does the fox make?
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