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Potassium

It took me way longer to get this joke then it should have.

They eat insects, fruits, veggies, plants, but not fish

I'll pass

This seal looks like it's tired of humans shit

That kid is a jerk

Me to.. because crazy people think their normal.

I had a teacher who did that.. not cool

He isn't seven minutes old, his eyes are to opened and adjusted to light. Also he is already had a bath which doesn't happen in the first 10 minutes.

But not your dignity

I can't wait to have kids to do this to

Our (texas) state small mammal. Against the law to kill without a license

I would do it to!

I need this shirt in my life

Someone post a link

Cats get fluffy not fat.. in other news I have a very fluffy cat

That kitten is so freaking adorable.. kinda looks like you colored on it though

Looks legit

Divorce him, you can do better. Make him cook his own food to, or burn it with a smile on your face

Its political symbolism

To soon to joke

I've never been on acid, but I'd expect to see this thing if I were to try it.

I think that's a sign of a future serial killer

Or one that doesn't get brushed

Take warning labels off stuff so guys like him won't make it long enough to reproduce

It's name is pretty accurate "judgment box"

I read the first part 5 times because I was so confused and picturing naked bears then read the correction

Looks like puppy monkey baby minus the baby.. I hate that Comercial

What show is this?

Looks more like bread sticks, who cuts cake in triangles?

Ain't nobody got time for that

I feel like I would have done better in chemistry if I had these as a kid. They should make nail polish like these.

I think it's everyone not just American who enjoy making idiots out of them selves. This site should be renamed to Letspickonamericans.com

Possum basically but a different species of it. (Googled it)

He should fun for president

Porn stars can't afford dresses with less material. More material more expensive

I can't un-see that

He is going to be highly disappointed in a few months

Vin diesel said on a talk show that's what he did to his brother

For someone who couldn't afford to finish college in the first place I do. They are going to just find something else to spend our taxes on might as well further our education to be able to afford it.

Frozen yogurt is like ice cream and you are missing out. We say that is hilarious sarcastically. When it's 111 degrees Fahrenheit out side, we need air conditioning so we don't die. The sock thing is a stereotype that isn't real. Cinco de Mayo is a Spanish holiday. Not all of us live in bad areas and it's ok to leave doors open. Red solo cups are the only none Styrofoam cups they sell here that are disposable. And some say if your from a bad area you are more dangerous

Someone call child protection services, just in case

His house has a house

New level of trust. I hope I never have friends like that, she is destined for broken body parts

A drug lord? Aiming high

I use to work with a man (early 20s) and I saw him kiss his mother under her ear on her neck. I'm still freaked out about it. He told me he liked that his younger girlfriend called him daddy, I use to think he was kidding

My cat would shred that thing open in a second and make a run for it

Have you guys experienced quick change artist yet? Had one a few months ago look at me in disbelief because he thought I was dumb enough to give him change for a hundred he took from my hands.