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Shots fired 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I don't know of ANYBODY outraged bhecause of that. I *do* know people who question why Blacks can use a word repeatedly and caually and whites can't EVER use that word in any way whatsoever without facing a media $#!+storm and losing their job. If you're white you'd better not even quote a Black person who used the word, or everything goes crazy.
This is Africa. This is what you will never see on tv 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Then why are people continually assking for money "for Africa." if they're actually not bad off? Why don't the well-off there help their won continent, so Bono and the rest don't have to fly all around the world telling governments that they should give more money "to Africa?"
Good guy cop 22 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't you know that meme-writers, tumblr posters and funsubbers have infallible knowledge of what others do?
Employee of the month 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A department store that sells fish hooks, boats and SUVs.
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When you get stuck in your art 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Dear Artist that made this,
Thank you for making this little piece of art, that combines 2D drawing with a bit of performance art. This is much cooler than putting a religious icon in feces or urine, yet the worse of the two of you has his "art" displayed in a museum as something worthwhile and yours is free on an Internet fun site. But, you are the one whose creation is actually worthwhile.
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Look, I'm Walrus! 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Some parent thought FCKH8 would make a good shirt motto for a little girl.
Didn't see that "plot-twist" coming 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
AQ and ISIS fighting each other over who can be more radical.
That moment when you realize you are paranoid 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Welcome to Funsubstance, where it's weird to collect or display a collection of something practical, but it's normal to collect fanfiction of, say, gay incestuous Sam & Dean Supernatural stories.
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Modern disney characters! 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It would be so weird to see these Disney characters as modern teens...starting every sentence with "I mean" or "Like."
Let's get with the times 'murica 21 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Go ahead and use metric. Nobody's stopping you from doing so. Now, it may be that the butcher wans to sell in pounds and gas is bought in gallons, but thats the coice of the seelers. So, if its so important to you, start.
I'll just leave this here 15 comments
guest · 5 years ago
(Repeats tripe about unpopular politician)
Look at me! Look how clever and original I am!!!
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Well damn... 28 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Did you ever notice that in the "this happened in my life too!" Comments, it's always a friend of an acquaintance that it happened to?
People without brains do a whole lot of talking 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What's wrong with having to prove he was born in the U.S., since that's a requirement to be president? It got to be a "thing" because he dragged it out so long refusing to provide documentation that most of us have to provide just to get a passport. But, it distracted everyone from his horrendous policies.
Worst year of my life 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Gaming may take time & attention, but it's even worse to substitute drinking and masturbation.
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Murica spends most of it's yeas at war 65 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Too bad we can't have 100% peace, like the Khmer Rouge had in Cambodia. No war, just blissful peace.

You modern youths might need to look that up.
Instead of using 'said' here are some alternatives 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Oh, for teenagers, just use "goes"for all of them.
Abe time traveller 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
oh man, I could look at this, like, 85..no....86....no....four score and seven times.
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Well that's one way to do it 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
In our family, we like sleeveless shirts!
"What are those things"?!? 12 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The "alternat universe" is a good explanation. In that universe, there also has to be suspension of the first and second laws of thermodynamics, because the zombies move around (expending energy) without taking in any energy (until they eat a person, but most of them would be immobile by then). Also, after a year or two, why aren't they dried out?
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It was a f*cking clock 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The whole family has made a hobby of goading people into thinking they're doing something bad. Now the son makes a clock "science project" by buying a clock, removing all the housing parts, and doing everything he can to act suspicious and make everyone think he's got a bomb. then the family cries anti-Muslim racism, after doing everything possible to appear to be doing evil...and not for the first time! Next time there's a real bomb, people will be afraid to say anything because they'll belabeled racists.sws
Damn girl! 19 comments
guest · 5 years ago
1. Drugging someone secretly is pretty shitty.
2. How can he have "cheated" if you aren't married? If you want to play marriage by banging someone you're not married to, fine, but when the other person noves on, it's not cheating. Or, is someone "cheating" on their next BF/GF by banging the current one?
The last person I kissed 17 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Biotch, at least my last kiss wasn't some lady's vijayjay."
Irish lad chooses €250 voucher car service voucher over date with a girl 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Couple points:
-That girl isn't a supermodel, but she might be nice as hell.
-She might have some great friends, so if you went on a date, and didn't hit it off romantically but were friends, you might get introduced to your future wife by her.
-He comes off as a d!ck on a TV show. Maybe the girl he's interested in will not date him for his d!ckish move.
Somebody had to say it 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Nice to see a pro-school post amidst all the "They make us learn stuff we'll never use"posts. Of course, that doesn't mean any of you children will change you minds about learning something that you don't see the need for in the short term.
Vote 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Remember the election before last when all those celebs and music artists got out in public to "Rock the Vote." They really underscored how the youth didn't participate in the electoral proces and nneded to be voting. Then, most of them, it turns out, didn't vote (like Madonna)
Mixed signals asf 16 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Wait til you have a spouse and kids. Instead of having 24 hours to get 26 hours of stuff done for yourself, each day will have 24 hours to get 48 hours of stuff done, mostly for other people. These "high school is so stressful" posts show a real lack of awareness or evenobservation. You think the home you live in maintains itself? The cars magically are alwys ready for use?
Guy can shoot faster than the speed of light 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that the camera man is down range?The camera moves, so it's not just on a tripod. The camera man is in the line of fire.
Dawkins demonstrates evolution of the eye to layman 1 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's a really good explanation. The thing I have trouble with is things spontaneously and continually moving to higher order and more complexity on their own. If you leave a book alone for 50 years, it may lose info if a rat chews on it or if water damages it, but it won't get more info unless some intelligent being writes more in it. Or, in Dawkins' model, things move up the mountain of evolution, but things don't move up a mountain spontaneously...they tend to go down overtime, or at best stay where they are. That doesn't prove the existence of any particular god, but it does make evolution with no guiding hand hard to swallow.
Some truth for you guys 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
If "winning" is so terrible (terrible office job), then for goodness sake DON'T PLAY!
A sacred bond 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Because a woman's decision matrix is more straightforward--pick the richest guy who'll have you.

Hey, that's no more stupid than not knowing that there's an equally idiotic show that features the woman instead of the man.
Her brother's friend wins at life 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He got accepted, but I notice there's no mention of any scholarship...
Yes. 5000% sounds about right. Scumbag. 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Right...cuz violence is always the best response to someone charging a price you don't like for something they own.
Turkey's education system 26 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I work 8-9 hours a day, then come home and have to fix xtuff around the house and also repair/maintain the cars that we're able to affird somy kids can get around...cars that I pay the gas and insurance on. If I ever go to bed early, I canbet bthat there will be a WiFi issue or printer problem that I'll be the one to adress, and need to be woken up because some homework hinges on it. Think I can put off a car problem, a toilet problem, a washing machine problem, or whatever? I'm responsible for the expenses + insurance + other stuff for a family of 6, but I guess it's the teens that are stressed.
Hmm? 36 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The boy "made" a clock as a "science project" by getting a clock and taking the case off. Then he stuck it in his bag and took every possible step to act suspicious. When the school officals investigated, he acted even more suspicious and evasive. Later it turned out that his family has a history of provoking things like that...anti-Muslim reactions and whatever, then crying "racism." It's pretty clear that it was all a setup, but The President had invited him and his family to the White House before any of this intel could be obtained. The family later moved back to the Middle East in a big indignant huff, but the most recent thing I read about that is that they aren't too happy there.
Same 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Has the masss of a man, but size of an ant; is held up by 3 ants.
Vikings Don't Get Any Credit 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Always reply BEFORE reading the comments.
Nikola Tesla was an awesome guy 23 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What's the other one's name? Schroedinger?
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Stories like this need to be told 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Am I the only one that thinks it's a bad idea to have an 8-year-old do a triathlon, even without the extra load of the brother?
Valid argument! 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Why does it invalidate your gay wedding if someone doesnt want to bake a cake for you, or doesn't want to work for you for whatever reason? Why do they have to be compelled to do so, by threat of lawsuit and financial ruin? Are there no other bakers? Should a gay baker be forced to cater an event he doesn't like, regardless of the reason? Should YOU be forced to do whatever you do for Donald Trump, or does all this $#!+ only go one way.
Wait wat? 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There's a point of infertility where adoption would be better that all these bizarre methods.
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It's not her fault she's not into you 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
A girl isn't obligated to date you. The girl, OTOH, shouldn't accept gifts and other things that are part of dating if she doesn't want to lead him on.
They should 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent"
So, brother and sister, as long as they consent?
With a four year old who "consents?
A married man with a prostitue as long as the two of them consent?

Or, do we now have to put some restrictions or qualifiers on things?
Maybe it's not just that simple.
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I just stared at it for 3 mins 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I think I'm gonna go cat some carrots.
Motivation for all my broke homies out there 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The first movie was unique, but then everything after that was like, "Let's come up with more grotesque ways to kill people, and somehow weave together a reason that someone would do that."