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I can't believe that, so freaking disgusting, how dare you?! HOW DARE YOU!?
... I HATE being made to read the titles.

Y'all are missing the one where you light a match and hope the fire spreads like your loathing of mathematical problems.

It's just a shame that running a country and winning a fist fight to the death require slightly different skill sets, so you'd have to choose between one country invading you and enslaving your people or having someone completely incompetant as president.