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Even in my sleep I'm a slob 4 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I think I'll try that with a shot of whiskey.
For people offended by everything 14 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
Anyone who thinks nobody is offended by this never heard of Fox News. They devote most of their Christmastime programming to being offended by this.
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A good first step 58 comments
Why are we treating our prisoners better than out soldiers (in the US) 25 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I'm curious -- is anyone in the world so stupid they believe this ludicrous BS?
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The Story of Christmas 20 comments
guest
· 8 years ago
I appreciate the sentiment, but the story is that Mary and Joseph travelled to Bethlehem because of a census. Which is not exactly seeking refuge.
America, please stop it! 27 comments
It's not so bad since 25th is still top ten 20 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Note even most Americans know the secret for how America makes smart educated Americans without good schools. But I will reveal it now:
Smart educated people move here from other countries, and become Americans.
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Smart educated people move here from other countries, and become Americans.
This year (so far) in science 8 comments
woooooow 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
This fake story must be fun for global warming denialists -- but the claim that she was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 is completely fabricated.
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A famous abandoned church in france 15 comments
Who ever gets this is instantly my friend 22 comments
Easily Escape If You're Being Held Captive 19 comments
This is a library 10 comments
And the occasional burglar 15 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
I there really anybody stupid enough that they think the Founding Fathers wanted the 2nd amendment to make sure that any group of disgruntled fringe nutcases could overthrow the new government?
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This poor child 7 comments
It's the truth though 23 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
60 years ago, racists didn't mind being called racist.
Today, racists can't stand being called racist.
I call that progress.
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Today, racists can't stand being called racist.
I call that progress.
The media puts these thoughts in your head 10 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
So... you mean, the immigrants steal jobs without actually working? Neat trick.
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Size of the donut hole through the years 13 comments
The only acceptable Jesus joke, evar 4 comments
The only acceptable Jesus joke, evar 4 comments
Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Many years ago I was reading a campaign flier from a Communist Party candidate. It sounded great. That's when I realized, you can promise voters anything if you know you're not going to win.
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People without brains do a whole lot of talking 9 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
First it's "Obama hasn't proved he's born in the US" and now it's "Clinton hasn't proven she's human." What next? President Cory Booker has to prove he's a mammal?
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I've wanted to build an atomic clock for a while, but now I'm afraid I may not be white 11 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Yes, apparently there's some legal principle that it's ok to arrest a kid for having a clock if he didn't make it from scratch.
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When gas is under $3.00 35 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
So these guys are hosing themselves down with gasoline, and our primary concern is how much the gas costs?
I don't know what you are but I will find you and I will love you! 14 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Step 1. Google "hungarian horntail"
Step 2. Google "armadillo girdled lizard"
Step 3. Draw your own conclusions.
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Step 2. Google "armadillo girdled lizard"
Step 3. Draw your own conclusions.
Give it a few years 13 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
That haircut is whacked. It's like he's trying to make his natural hair look like a bad toupee.
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Good guy Microsoft 5 comments
So a school got scared of a clock because a muslim kid made it. 28 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
Yes. Circuits are very scary. People who know how to build them are dangerous.
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Uh... ಠ_ಠ 9 comments
You tell em, Jimmy! 6 comments
guest
· 9 years ago
"I am sick of people living, working, raising families in America and not speaking English."
Hint: this here is the part where people figure out that you're a bigot.
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Hint: this here is the part where people figure out that you're a bigot.