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You can collect unemployment because a real job would get in the way of your gym time? Seriously? We're going to celebrate this nonsense as well?

Another one of these.
1. You're not all going to Yale, Harvard, Stanford.
2. Who the fuck makes minimum wage for more than a few weeks?
3. Suck it up and deal with it, you sniveling little pricks. If you're biggest concern in life is how you're going to afford tuition at Yale, you're life's going pretty damn good.

The monster was actually quite articulate by the end of the book. He didn't have bolts in his neck, either. I realize this is the more familiar bastardized Hollywood version of the monster, but the cartoon still sort of backfired a little.

A surprising number of you are missing the point, focusing on the wrong part of the cartoon. It's simply pointing out that encouraging bad behavior in children because you think it's cute could lead to the child making poor decisions later in life. Far too many of you are focusing on the pregnancy part.

They continue asking what color things are until I get one wrong. Then they laugh and tell everyone within ear-shot how I I think this thing is a different color than what it is. Apparently color blindness is freakin' hilarious.

Most 8th graders have better mustaches than that. I'd get that peach fuzz hidden.

You young people complain about not being taught how to balance a checkbook or what taxes are or how to pay them. You're actually using a device that allows you to access the collected wealth of human knowledge to complain about not being taught these things. Sounds pretty fucking stupid, doesn't it?