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Ya feel? 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And then delete your clothes
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This is where I'd keep my girlfriend.. If I had one!(sorry, late for Halloween) 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Let me guess... You posted it using internet explorer?
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really zeus? Again??? 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
and family, but she wasn't very good... she threw Hepheastus of Mount Olympus cause he was too ugly. Great parenting
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All Of Asgard Will Laugh At Us, Come On.... 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I couldn't help but to replay the scene in my head where their mother dies...
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Have to start early 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Hasnt this been on the popular page like 5 times over the last year?
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Just imagine the amount of death dear characters. 45 comments
guest · 10 years ago
NOOOO, THIS IS DEMONIC! WE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH THE CHARACTERS, A LOVE LIKE NEVER BEFORE, AND THEN THEY WOULD DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEE, SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY!!!
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Heh 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You spelled every thing wrong!
*apurantlee hees nutt smuurt enuf
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Pop tart gun 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Guys, this is the same school that got everyone suspended because of a cloud shaped like a gun
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You should be better 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's not how it works, when a human born it carries close to 1/2 and 1/2 of their parents genes. But there are also a few completely random bits added in, some would be good, some would be bad. Good would help us survive, bad would not. Since we are I'm a generation where we don't have to worry about surviving, people with the bad little bits are surviving, and their number is growing. But that also means the people with the good little bits can do good with their talents! I'm not saying some people are better than others, I'm just saying that since the biggest advance in revolution for a human is our brain, people who aren't smart believe they can't do anything with their lives. They may also not be smart enough to realize what other great talents they may have from just a random piece of DNA that decided to show up! That's why we we're like this, we're getting talents that no longer help us survive, but that may be your greatest gift yet!
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An act of random kindness that went a long way 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's the small things you do in life that matter
Classy eating 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
All you need to do now is raise your pinky!
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I need to be hotter 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The heat inside from the burn needs to escape so if u put toothpaste the heat is trapped
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I need to be hotter 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Nooooooo, I makes you feel better but it harms you more. Same with some creams that are supposed to help you
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Two kinds of people 60 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Gotta love where, it's an app for iPhone and android which is basically the same thing as Funsubstance just in case u didn't know
Tumblr's view on life 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The first one is really stupid, it's kindda like thinking that the universe revolves around the earth. We don't even know if we all think the same, your red could be my blue and we would have no way of knowing.
A proud moment 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I won 2006 time person of the year, no seriously, google it
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Fixing the economy mario kart style 20 comments
guest · 10 years ago
But then the people who work hard all their lives don't get anything better than the people who slack off
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brilliant idea 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Btw, this is in Athens, greece
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When you're mad at your parents 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
And your mother has gone through years worth of periods for you
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Breaking physics 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
That's not too hard to do if u have thick paper, at restaurants, if theres bad service, I leave that on the table with the tip inside
Some Men Just Want to Watch The World Learn 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
He got that from vsauce
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Goddamn it Johann 19 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Lets look at the bright side, without Hitler, most of us wouldn't be alive
Top ten most dangerous places 30 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Brazil and Colombia aren't anywhere near the most dangerous
SLOW INTERNET 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED SLOW INTERNET
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SLOW INTERNET 7 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What about your family dying?
Deep Words 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Too many people feed the third wolf... Moon moon
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LET US PRAY THIS IS TRUE! 43 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Did anybody else notice at the bottom right corner: when Justin Beiber stripped naked to serenade grandma on thanksgiving
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Amazing 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I did this as a prank
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Despicable Me language 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I meant poy not pot...
Despicable Me language 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Well pot is toy and pa is the
Despicable Me language 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
This is incorrect, toy is papoy
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In one song 3 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yet retards can go full retard so much faster
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I think you've confused me 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Gotta love fluffy!
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Despicable me minion cake 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I was almost certain it was gonna show someone's fail copy of it
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After surfing for too long 20 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Or just confusing gif...
My all time favorite gif 10 comments
guest · 11 years ago
*slurp*
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Why I always take a shit before clocking out 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I'm good at sitting around and doing nothing while reading funsubstance, will anybody pay me for that?
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Impossible sentence 8 comments
guest · 11 years ago
What is DragonBall Z?
The Superheroes 14 comments
guest · 11 years ago
But I thought flash was a cop?
Got a little bored while using photoshop. Sorry Jason Statham 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
At first, I couldn't tell what was wrong...
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Drinking fountains in Europe 17 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I actually had no idea what that really was until I read the comments, but I guessed it really wasn't a fountain since it was posted on fun substance...
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Germany 30 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I do too, it's 18
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Come on carl 5 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Employees must wash hands, if an employee isn't around, feel free to wash your own hands.
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I wanna try Tubby Toast 9 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Or the krabbie patties
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Me at parties 13 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I don't think that's anybody on funsubstance
Cool pictures and stuff from around the world 16 comments
guest · 11 years ago
I've been to the last one, ITS AWESOME
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Man runs up a lava flow 15 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Funny how some people actually think this is real...
The end of an incredible adventure 4 comments
guest · 11 years ago
Yup
As someone who looks up music on youtube while walking around 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
HTC wildfire s
As someone who looks up music on youtube while walking around 18 comments
guest · 11 years ago
My phone has that
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