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And you have no option but to pay into it 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Money in the stock market is *not* guaranteed, buddy.
Cries on Intel HD 3 comments
guest · 4 years ago
SHOCKERRRRR!!!!
Such a crazy idea 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can I get an amen?
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I'm convinced 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
"Meow, meow I'm a cow, I said meow-meow i'm a cow!"
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How NOT to check if your firearm is loaded 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not a Darwin Award unless it's fatal.
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Titanis walleri: The bird that ate horses 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You win this post, sero.
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Shit just got real!!! 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
They completely fuck up your shotgun, though. They deform the barrel.
And the professor doesn't offer make up exams 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yeah. That sucks.
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Dumbledore doesn't care what you think 1 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This is the absolute best of these comics.
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Why you should never lie to your parents 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Agree. Selling the tickets is fine, but don't post the story on the internet.
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That's probably awesome 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It actually seems like it would be madness inducing.
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The only thing I wonder is what's their age difference 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'd say between 3-5 years difference. Fairly normal.
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Arrrrr! MIT Pirates Certified 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Good luck getting in. MIT is one of the premier schools in the country. It's like Harvard or Yale for science and technology.
The best boyfriends 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yep. The Apple Store analogy is absolutely brilliant.
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It doesn't cost you more than two hours. (It's "1984" by the way.) 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Both books are condemnations of communism. At least of Soviet communism.
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Vegan hotdogs maybe? 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The point is that he is eating a hotdog, while having a "Vegan" tattoo. Clearly failing horrendously at being a vegan.
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I like Jesus jokes 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
This one is actually really funny.
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Not a real fan 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Roger, roger!
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Potential family variations 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Batman" slayed me. I started laughing way too hard at that one!
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And Vice Versa 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I simply think hitting back escalates the situation, and it can get way worse. Better option to push them away, and get out of harm's way.
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And Vice Versa 44 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I think hitting back, regardless of gender or situation, is never okay. You can push the person back in defense, but throwing a strike isn't okay. Period.
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Some people just aren't meant to live in this world 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Apply aloe directly to burned area!
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He Wasn't The Most Innocent Person In The World 86 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Tesla didn't believe in the sterilization of stupid people. He believed in the sterilization of the mentally ill. Big difference.
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a mad otter 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
How does this person have an otter in their home?! How can I get one?! I want one!
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Sounds like a bloody good TV show 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Words cannot describe how much I need this.
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Woops 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Looks more like grandpa than dad. Or a very late-life child. He looks like he's in his mid-fifties.
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*claps* 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Clap. 100%.
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Memes 28 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Exeggutor was the second or third best grass-type gen 1. I'm pretty excited about this.
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Shut Up and Take my Money 8 comments
guest · 7 years ago
It's one of the new ones from sun and moon. Can't remember the name, but it's a fairy/ghost type.
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Media bullshit 42 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Actually, there is a connection to sports. Bruce Jenner was an Olympic athlete back in the 70's. So there is your sports.
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This is art 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You get caught drunk driving enough times, you don't get a driver's license anymore.
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My life as a parent 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Wrong song! "Are mysterious as the dark side of the moon?!"
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Not always hard work 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You don't get rich by luck. You get rich by working hard and not overspending. That's where most people get in trouble. They spend beyond their means.
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Spot the differences 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
He's quitting because the federation that runs the Argentinian National Team is a disaster. He's doing it to make them get their s**t together. He'll be back, count on it.
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Tax those churches! 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Not every church is a megachurch. Many barely keep themselves in the black, and most pastors live very modest lives. If you tax those churches, they will go under.
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Leopard enters Nepal's city, doesn't get killed 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No. They would have killed it to immediately end the threat.
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RIP to a legend 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The difference being that Muhammad Ali suffered from a debilitating disease for over 30 years.
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she's pursuing a career as a stripper, let her be 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You totally missed an opportunity with the title. She's "purr"suing a career...
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That red spot is bangladesh and a couple of indian states 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
New York proper is about 8.5 million, which makes it the largest city in the U.S. by a wide margin. The New York Metropolitan, which includes neighboring regions, is about 20-25 million.
Probably still alive 33 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That is a perfect medium rare. That is how steak is supposed to look.
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Making cats happy 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Such a happy kitty!
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Rude 6 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The cashier is required to check 50's and 100'.s. So calm the hell down, and just deal with it.
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US dollar redesign idea 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
The reason for the different sizes is so that blind people can know what bill they have. Right now, they just have to trust the person they are giving money to.
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An unpleasant surprise 10 comments
guest · 8 years ago
I would mix the meals around in the fridge, so that person would be in for the bad day.
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If you can vote, you should 14 comments
guest · 8 years ago
What if the only choice is bad people? I don't believe in voting for the lesser of two evils: evil is evil.
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It's not love, it's just shit 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
She was. And that is Natalie Portman, just FYI. It's from Leon: The Professional. It also stars Jean Reno and Gary Oldman.
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The man, the myth, the legend 3 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Yep. It was a tv show called The Crazy Ones.
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*boop* 8 comments
guest · 8 years ago
One of the best ways to wake up!
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Expectations 7 comments
guest · 8 years ago
Which is paid for by taxing the s**t out of the upper class.
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Sing it! 12 comments
guest · 8 years ago
No kidding, right?
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