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His name starts with T 27 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yeah, he's always so reticent with the President.

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Well my kittens have officially discovered hairballs 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

-Bo Burnham

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Well my kittens have officially discovered hairballs 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*deep stuff
How am I going to sick the show out of this weird hole?
You want me to make a point AND be funny?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Batman

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Violets are red 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I believe this to be intended as insulting to a distasteful acquaintance, not a judgement of physical characteristics.

A dog named spot 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

There is, it's called literally any printer.

It was a gift! 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Should there be that comma in "one, Tony Stark."?

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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Just go over to an oven and stick your head in it.

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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And you'll be happy that you did it.

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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments

guest · 8 years ago

It'll only take a minute.

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This is so deep 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yes, thank you so much, hitler roleplayer.

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This is so deep 11 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Ok, so I'm a furry, and I read it as a teacher who is an anthropomorphic animal...

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Fabulous beards 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Is that Christian Bale?

Me too Clint, me too 25 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And when black people couldn't vote! Or those damned women!

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These people should not be allowed to read comics 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

*Forced
They should be forced to read the comics.

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Haunted by the Luigi death stare 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

I'm sure she'll be just peachy.

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Pretentious hamsters 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

#rude

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This shot looks incredible 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

is that a PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER??!

Miss me? 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No you wo-on't

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Be careful :) 2 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Well, he was stoned throughout highschool...

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So how many of these guys do you know? 24 comments

guest · 8 years ago

So, white dude names.

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Not gloves. He means SOCKS for HANDS. It is not a hard concept. 6 comments

guest · 8 years ago

So socks. Worn ion your hands.
?

When a Best Buy employee tells me a MacBook is perfect to game on 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

tf2? tf2.

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I'm lazy okay!!! 8 comments

guest · 8 years ago

And it's the Wilhelm scream!

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Dayyaammmmm 33 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Just ask my moms about my grades.

American movies logic 18 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Yes, everyone involved is AMERICA

Waiting for Donald's big announcement 4 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He did say that, but as an April Fool's joke.

Pretty sure that counts 10 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Fucking spoiler alert, man.

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Trust the Berd 7 comments

guest · 8 years ago

He's so full of hope and faith in humanity, ripe for the crushing by the American political machine.

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90s Cats Will Understand 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

The title sounds like a cool jazz player.

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Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Sorry, 2501:250000

Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Your chances of dying are 1:25000

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Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Your chances of dying are 1%

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Current events 3 comments

guest · 8 years ago

An idiot = someone who supports an egregious, racist bigot.

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We need more people like this 5 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Genwunners.

My anthem 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

No, art isn't right...
What's the word?
....
Life! Life is friggin' hard!

I'm Wall-E 9 comments

guest · 8 years ago

Real bots have curves. All the curves.

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Human chess in 1924 at St. Petersburg, Russia 4 comments

guest · 9 years ago

They did that with Parcheesi

More emotion 29 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Thethirdi time?

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Guess he hadn't gotten to the page with the firearms yet... 5 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Blades > Firearms

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I'm in that 44% 12 comments

guest · 9 years ago

Not a paradox.

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