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His name starts with T 27 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yeah, he's always so reticent with the President.
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Well my kittens have officially discovered hairballs 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
-Bo Burnham
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Well my kittens have officially discovered hairballs 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*deep stuff
How am I going to sick the show out of this weird hole?
You want me to make a point AND be funny?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Batman
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Violets are red 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I believe this to be intended as insulting to a distasteful acquaintance, not a judgement of physical characteristics.
A dog named spot 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
There is, it's called literally any printer.
It was a gift! 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Should there be that comma in "one, Tony Stark."?
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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just go over to an oven and stick your head in it.
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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And you'll be happy that you did it.
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I know you guys are just joking, but some people aren't and need to hear this 39 comments
guest · 5 years ago
It'll only take a minute.
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This is so deep 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, thank you so much, hitler roleplayer.
This is so deep 11 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Ok, so I'm a furry, and I read it as a teacher who is an anthropomorphic animal...
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Fabulous beards 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Is that Christian Bale?
Me too Clint, me too 25 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And when black people couldn't vote! Or those damned women!
These people should not be allowed to read comics 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
*Forced
They should be forced to read the comics.
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Haunted by the Luigi death stare 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'm sure she'll be just peachy.
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Pretentious hamsters 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
#rude
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This shot looks incredible 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
is that a PAN-GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER??!
Miss me? 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No you wo-on't
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Be careful :) 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Well, he was stoned throughout highschool...
So how many of these guys do you know? 24 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So, white dude names.
Not gloves. He means SOCKS for HANDS. It is not a hard concept. 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So socks. Worn ion your hands.
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I'm lazy okay!!! 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And it's the Wilhelm scream!
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Dayyaammmmm 33 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just ask my moms about my grades.
American movies logic 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Yes, everyone involved is AMERICA
Waiting for Donald's big announcement 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He did say that, but as an April Fool's joke.
Pretty sure that counts 10 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Fucking spoiler alert, man.
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Trust the Berd 7 comments
guest · 5 years ago
He's so full of hope and faith in humanity, ripe for the crushing by the American political machine.
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90s Cats Will Understand 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The title sounds like a cool jazz player.
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Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Sorry, 2501:250000
Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your chances of dying are 1:25000
Would you press it? You can press 1 time 34 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Your chances of dying are 1%
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Current events 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
An idiot = someone who supports an egregious, racist bigot.
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We need more people like this 5 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Genwunners.
My anthem 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
No, art isn't right...
What's the word?
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Life! Life is friggin' hard!
I'm Wall-E 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Real bots have curves. All the curves.
Human chess in 1924 at St. Petersburg, Russia 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They did that with Parcheesi
More emotion 29 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thethirdi time?
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Guess he hadn't gotten to the page with the firearms yet... 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Blades > Firearms
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I'm in that 44% 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not a paradox.