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Or you can stop being a judgeymon and a bitchachu and mind your own damn business.

Pour me a tall glass of Persian and three shots of Scottish fold.

That photo looks so doctored

Now I want to do all those things because some guy told me not to

That's not mark Zuckerbergs desk...I've seen his desk. It's quite neat and situated away from other workers.

What sucks is that this guy had to be super careful. Keeping his hands on the steering wheel and speaking quietly and politely. I could be pulled over and have my hands all over the place. I don't have to think like that. Like, "I have to be super careful and calm or something might happen". Obviously...don't be a dick when you get pulled over.

I can close the little flap between the nose/ sinus cavity and the throat. I can move my ears independently and often do so unconsciously in response to sound.

Aw but what's that furry thing in a blue suit....I think I need glasses

This happened earlier this year...before pokemon go..

What fucking animal is that