He's lucky his skull wasn't exploded the moment he touched the fence.
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· 7 years ago
Im not saying that he shouldn't be locked up in a federal prison. Clearly no one has spoken to this person in the ways of not being a knucklehead. So if I were the president I would stroll across the white house lawn. Take a knee and explain why you can't just hop my fence and run towards my house.
Actually, this is a separate occasion from the one earlier in the year, it just got reported on my News Channel, a man with a pikachu hat and doll jumped the fence and was shot and arrested by secret service
I wanna be the very best
like no one ever was
jump into the white house fence
to catch a pokemon
.
Ill risk a bullet to the head
right between the eyes
you all have to understand
there a gyarados right inside
.
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
gotta break the law
.
Every guard along the way
With courage i will face
I waddle every day
out of your arms reach
.
Come with me the time is right
Theres no better team
At this time of day
securitys not that tight
.
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
(1/2
You used fence jumping. It was not very effective
like no one ever was
jump into the white house fence
to catch a pokemon
.
Ill risk a bullet to the head
right between the eyes
you all have to understand
there a gyarados right inside
.
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
gotta break the law
.
Every guard along the way
With courage i will face
I waddle every day
out of your arms reach
.
Come with me the time is right
Theres no better team
At this time of day
securitys not that tight
.
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Its you and me
The secret service is after me
Pokemon
This is the end they got me down, oh man
Pokemon
gotta break the law
Yes its true
alot of courage to come through
.
You chase me and ill chase you
Pokemon
gotta break the law
(1/2
gotta break the law
(this took longer than it shouldve)