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Ron Swanson's Words of Wisdom 17 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Speak for yourself! *starts braiding the lovely locks I have flowing down there.*
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This one actually made me laugh - anyone got similar stories? 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Once a cute friend of my sister's came over and was in the kitchen talking. I was taking my sweet time getting some milk and playfully ignoring her. The cutie ask me if I needed help pouring the milk and I was going to say, "Do you want to help me?" but also saw a spider out of the corner of my eye crawling towards her and warned her with , "Don't let it touch you!" Or I would have if I wasn't already speaking. I said, "Do you want to," then yelled, "TOUCH ME!?" I quickly got out of there and was later told my sister had to convince her I wasn't a pervert and the girl wasn't even scared of spiders.
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