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Don't be a d*ck. We're all just trying 12 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Overweight girl thinks you're making fun of her and tells management, resulting in you being kicked out of gym.
Old guy gets offended thinking you're trying to make him look stupid, challenges you to a fight. You get kicked out of gym for harassing other people.
Practicing for MRI 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Better have someone bang on that with a stick or he's in for a horrible surprise. An MRI is pretty loud.
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Next level decoration for Halloween 4 comments
guest · 4 years ago
I'm surprised some jackass didn't destroy it.
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I have nothing against weed but 30 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Dude, no one's ever overdosed on weed, man. Ever.
Dude, you can make rope from hemp, man.
Dude, you can make wood from hemp and build stuff, man.
Dude, weed cures cancer, man.
Dude, big pharma, man.
Dude, dude, what was I talking about, man?
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Where beggars can't be choosers should take place 16 comments
guest · 4 years ago
There's been a few high profile incidents like this caught on camera. Homeless people asking celebrities for $20 for food, then refusing actual food when given to them. Homeless people don't want food. There are any number of places they can get food for free. They want money for drugs and, or alcohol. That's just reality.
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classified info 7 comments
guest · 4 years ago
That doesn't actually work outside of the movies. It takes a considerable amount of air in your system to actually do anything. Just connecting or changing an IV will introduce about as much air as the movies claim will kill you.
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The great leap 10 comments
guest · 4 years ago
You really should clean more. There are some huge dust bunnies floating around.
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Legend.Love this stories. And probably repost 6 comments
guest · 4 years ago
Technically, he was "only" hit 16 times, I believe. His body armor stopped the rest.
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Medical alphabet 8 comments
guest · 4 years ago
When's the last time anyone actually saw a hand written prescription in real life? It's all computerized these days. They either send the prescription directly to your pharmacy or hand you a computer printed prescription.