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That's the worst hashtag ever. Without a doubt.

Yeah, I'll totally cancel my credit card before I die.
...what if I die from anything unpredictable or incapacitating?

Is there actually another way to do this?

Hated the picture.
Liked for the title.

You mean "human beings as they have always been", right?

Meanwhile, you still can't watch their Season 2 without giving your personal information to a crappy beta wannabe that only works in the United States. Thanks, C&H.

HNIC just stole her status from the quite viral "Don't Stay In School" song from Boyinaband.

Just wait a few months, because bad habits leave pretty slowly, and find new hobbies to fill the void that becomes apparent when you stop smoking weed. (It's not a dumb joke, I'm an ex-weed smoker myself, and this is my actual advice. Also, "browsing FS" is not a good hobby, I'm talking about sport, music, crafting, anything other than being in front of a screen.)

Having money and showing it in a subtle way.

I love how the first comment is ironic humor, and the second just ruins it for everyone.

Okay, hold my beer for a sec, I feel the urge to frenetically masturbate to forget how talentless I am compared to whoever drew this fucking piece of art.

Math: it's actually pretty hard.

Fuck, we're not complete retards, are we?

Wait, how are we supposed to survive as a species?

For all we know, her name might as well be Kirsten. Or Christopher.

If you actually write "wensday", I hate you.

Wanting to experiment with the same sex is not being gay. Also, it's actually a wide spectrum, so that there are very few people that have been "100% cis" their whole life.

First, why just in the kitchen?
Second, why slap her butt instead of, IDK, a neck kiss, a compliment, or, well, anything else?

Pisces. Womanist.
...wow. I do not know what to say.

Sorry, but this really didn't look original to me. Some really overused jokes and situations.

You have even less of a chance of winning the lottery than marrying your favourite band member. If that does not make you feel helpless, nothing will.

At last, a good educational message for everyone.

These last 2 lines really got me.

Technically, they only care about themselves, but that makes you live. Your cells do not give a shit about you either, they just do what they do.

"C*ckpit".
Thanks, FS.

They never held Baby-You while drunk, I suppose. Good news, in a way!

How do you even find a few fixed points to compute the location you'll have to pop in after your time travel? Everything moves and the whole Universe expands :)

First, it's technically theft.
Second, finding him will be really easy.
He should just have shut up ^^

First, crude oil is currently at 32$ a barrel (I guess this is an old picture).
Second, crude oil is... well... crude. The KFC chicken bucket contains processed food, and its price actually says a lot about the quality (or lack thereof) of the products they use to make their fucking food.
Why should we compare things that are not comparable? "Dude, I can totally buy a gram of gold for less than the price of a McDonalds for two!" ...yeah, so what?

So... she had a panic attack and puked because of it, and he still has not told her the truth? The prank is already creepy per se, but not telling her the truth is the ultimate douche move. I hope she learns about it and kicks him in the balls.

"for a slide show on global warming"
SHOTS FIRED.

Did you censor the word "fuctking" ?

Free groceries, I have no car and no dog.

Zombies can walk in the depths, so stay at large, avoid the coast at all costs.

I have actually become a bit less awkward. Just a bit. But God, this incredible taste in music!

The signs as we'rerunningoutofactualideassofuckthis.

"Actual" as in "fake as shit".

"Here is a single case that proves it!"
Nope, definitely not science. Please learn how to science.

"No words".
Except in the bottom of the picture, because it still thinks we are not able to understand the message of the picture without someone saying "THERE IS A MESSAGE, DUDE".

Thanks a lot, I've never heard of WinRAR and VLC before :D

Not completely agreeing on everything, but the most part, and the sentence "RAPE US NEVER THE VICTIM'S FAULT" should be engraved on every porch, printed on every billboard, carved with a knife on the forehead of everyone who think the opposite <3

FeelSubstance.

Yep, pi contains pi in itself. Starting at the first digit, you get pi.
(More seriously, pi is very probably a "universe number", meaning it contains every possible integer somewhere in its decimals. Integers.)

I'm French, and the French sign is bullshit. We flip the bird just like half of the Earth population does.