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Lit politician 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Is he the same guy who told us to say "y'all"?
The money is good 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Bro you need to chill
Earth 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
...jerking off?
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This is why I love german shepherds 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Because there are sick fucks out there who buy pit bulls to have it do dog fights or some shit that makes it crazy
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Lol I think the dog is sick 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
don't talk shit about his dog ;(
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Normal vs. Gourmet food 2 comments
guest · 7 years ago
No cooking expert, but I'm pretty sure they do it just so that the food can asorb the taste and stuff. That or it looks hella fine.
That looks delicious 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
so much puns... god dam it
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Save me 18 comments
guest · 7 years ago
to be fair little kids nowadays use it for everything, so the true definition has just disappeared as a whole in my opinion.
No fun zone 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did you just assume his type of humo- ah fuck it he has none
Automata 13 comments
guest · 7 years ago
did you just assume that every robot is a serial killer?
The only appropriate response to spilled guinness, rip 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
That'd be a nice idea, until kids start spamming the font because it "looks cool"
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Smooth guy 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I'd bang her for honesty alone... and the hair.
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Sweet Bob Ross 7 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I have missed out on so much good shit, I might just start watching every single one just because
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... And I sang this in middle school. 12 comments
guest · 7 years ago
when i first saw those lyrics (today) i was basically thinking "...excuse me"
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These make me so uncomfortable 19 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Who wouldn't?
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Playing like a girl they said 38 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its childish shit, you will see a gender barrier in childhood. Only gets worse later on unless the children actually mature.
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Sushi burritos 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
more like a regular sushi in america
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That's the fashion we want 20 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i'd tap anyone with that
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Why sleeping is good for you 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Just a message to anyone who's thinking about it: don't do it. Not because of your welfare, but others. If you die, you just push your load on others, and if they're selfish enough, they will go too. So please, think about the people you love first before going to do it.
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I call it the ISIS 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
still amazing though
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I call it the ISIS 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
faith in humanity restored, no "i wanna fuck her" comments for once :D
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Been a week & I still have thanksgiving leftovers 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
As an American, I prefer metric, because I'll be damned if I'm forced to convert measurements again in science
I guess destroying this planet is more important than exploring new ones 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Issue is, half of these arms are being used the way Americans ask the government to NOT use them.
Do what YOU want, people 41 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Edited: get your dream job but make sure it doesn't pay minimum wage
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Sexting the car salesman 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Kinky
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Not empowering your gender 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
The golden rule
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Not a cop 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
no because it isn't illegal
One mans' trash, they always say 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
i feel that violence as a whole can't be avoided, since life is all about ripping shit to shreds. but we should work to not pin the blame on something else just because
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Snek is your best friend 3 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Did the joke fly over your head or...
A Sandwich Thief 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ya know, stealing people's shit and demanding money for it, because humor
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Illustrations that make you think about climate change 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
And the penguins
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Uncanny 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
LOUD NOISES
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Almond milk 5 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Okay this is a weird question, but can't you just buy almond milk? Or is the almond milk from the store usually bad?
chickens aint so bad tho 15 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its the damn company themselves? i think?
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Struggles only dog owners will understand 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
THESE are the type of dog posts I like, none of the "I only trust dogs" bullshit. Sorry for being mean and rude, but I like this post a lot because it shows a love for dogs while not being a complete ass about everything else.
no one should be surprised 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
the even better part is that the one good candidate was kicked out so we were left with two baboons who didnt know jack shit ^-^
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26 years later... 16 comments
guest · 7 years ago
"Donald trump is in my closet!" This part made me both laugh and cry. Part of me is ashamed of showing support for trump, but I would not have preferred Hillary either (sorry for bringing politics in)
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It's a rubber duck 11 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Things like this is good once in a while, but don't use it as a crutch to get upvotes. Nice idea though.
But why Harambe? Why not JOOOOHNNN CENAAAA 6 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its because you either have to vote for a fat dumbass or a corrupt war mongler who wants to fight Russia, so at this point I would have voted for anyone to be honest :\
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Vroom vroom 9 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Finally a respectful cyclist, give this person a cookie
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Gandhi was so wise 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Depends on what his context is. The asshole next to you in class is just one drop of dirty water, but hitler is a drop of fucking clorox bleach
And thought I had a bad day. 35 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Whoa chill mate. if you need help the fun substance community is here for you.
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Sure... 25 comments
guest · 7 years ago
but the new meme is "I'll take shit that never happened for 500"
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For real though 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
its all fun and games until you realize that you could vote for dolan dump (racist dumbass) or hitlerly cliton (drops information everywhere and is planning war). I know there is more but to hell we are screwed either way so idc
Women who deserve more appreciation 58 comments
guest · 7 years ago
I don't fucking care smokey, I want to see her in an actually good assassins creed game. That would be amazing
eeerk 89 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Well, he has said some offensive things on television, like saying insults to women and other people, but I'm not too sure about the racist thing.
A wild guess appeared 4 comments
guest · 7 years ago
You could ask for infinite cheesecakes on a whim, unless he says otherwise
*sighs happily* 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Yes sure guy, let's not cite the person who spent their time creating stuff and instead cover it up so that we can take this work as our own -_- I'm no expert but fuck people who try to censor the creators names from their own work
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But who would use it anyway 27 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ehrm, history says they don't want to be part of England but at the same time not be America as well (I think)
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I never doubted him :') 10 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Satan senpai pls notice me