Because that's a daily thing all humans do, ya know, kissing chickens
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· 7 years ago
Funny story. I was playing Dnd for the first time and I chose a wizard with an owl as my animal companion. One abilities you get with one is that you can have an empathic link with animals like it and we recently got a holy chicken (long story) so I decided to use my empathic link on it. Found out it felt ecstatic about feed and keep bothering my DM with pointless questions so he said that I had connected with it so much that I had fallen in love with it. So at night my character was forced by the DM to sneak into where we kept them and had sex with the chicken... I wasn't happy...
Don't piss off the dungeon master or you will have sneaky sex with poultry
She was a bitch