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Easy way to spice up your conversation 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I've dont the drive through one by accident before, in accordance with the prophecy.

Kori? 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Is... is... is that star fire and grown-up robin aka nightwing?

PFFFTT 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I imagine this in the theme song with an extremely small and adorable voice interrupting the dude rapping

And the Scenes and Emos will resurface 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Actually, I mistyped. Reboots are usually shit. I want "returns," I guess you could say, but not reboots. I WANT GOOD QUALITY SHIT DAMNIT

No need for Hans 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

until it laNDSON YOU AND YOU ACCIDENTALLY SMUSH THE SPIDERS INSIDES ON YOURSELF AND NOW YOU ARE CRYING WHILE FURIOUSLY REWASHING YOURSELF

Passwords 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

When you try to make a troll account that you don't even care about

Smooth 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

877-393-4448

I'm okay with that 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I knew my time would come. *flips over backwards into a sewage pipe*

Candy doesnt know how to praise equality ; are you dumb :) 29 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Oh my god!!111 They're white. I'm fucking sooooo offended!!!!!111!!

As a kid vs. Now 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's funny, because I clicked random and saw a pile of shit in the comments.

Farewell CP 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Agreed. It's not even close to the club penguin I loved. The only reason I went on there was to save my username.
Nobody will ever get my beloved username.

r 11 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*ANGSTY TEEN RANT*
I think about college sometimes, and getting a full time job when I'm older, finding something I like... Getting shit tons of money... Stuff that I used to dream about, but they just don't appeal to me at alI. I realize that I don't really WANT any of that. I've been good in school and shit, but I just... dont feel joy in the thought of doing any normal life stuff. I guess I'd have kids and obviously a loving husband... But I feel stuck. I HAVE to do these things.
I've always wanted to just be a kid stuck in my own world of magic, adventures, and fun. But, of course, there isn't any real magic or adventure out there, and if there is, for some fucking reason it doesn't want to find its way to me. I'm probably going to end out dead to my parents eventually with this attitude, and probably everybody else, because it's a stupid thought. I have to get over it and grow up. I just don't know what to do. I don't even know how to properly convey my feelings!

Yeah nice try 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

HAVE YOU NO FEAR?!?!
... or are YOU the monster??

Heavy breathing 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

On an unrelated note, I'm also waiting for Gravity Falls, Danny Phantom (Nickelodeon), and a bunch of other TV shows and movies to come back again.... but obviously they probably won't, but I'm not giving up just yet

Heavy breathing 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

What did I just write?
*whispers so my mom doesnt hear me*
...heck yes!!!!
*silently throws confetti in the air*
*silently waits three years in front of the movies theatres for all of these to come out, scaring away every customer leaving the theatre to myself*
*the day the movie comes out, I scream*
FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!!
*mom jumps out of helicopter and whoops my ass*

I'd do it for free 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Shit, with the money we make it'll be WAY more than enough to pay for the possible hospital bills. I'll give them a cut too. It's a fuckin win win situation.

Handmade jumanji game box 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS
NOOOOOOOOOOOO PLZ
THIS IS WORSE THEN A YESYES BOARD

Titles are overrated 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Replys. are overrated

I'm craving some iced coffee 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I had to read the first sentence a few times because I understood it meant an actual shed XD
So I took five minutes before reading the rest saying, "do people actually have cat sheds?"

"Dammit Erick, you should try at least. Doggo out, peace b*tch" 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He looks so concentrated. Like, "dammit, man, I'm the fucking family dog. Do I have to do all this shit? Do I even know how to fucking read? Oh, by the way, I see where you went wrong here..."

No wait don't leave 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I feel like this a lot when I find a good sport/player, even if the feelings aren't reciprocated. I get sad when the person I've been on the same server with for about 5 hours leaves.

Braille for drivers 13 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm impress-
Wait.

imagine that 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Just like that episode of Zach and Cody, dude. Woah

Closeup of an elephant's tail 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

...I'm uncomfortable

Dang it 12 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*furiously writes the names of everyone involved in the U.S. government*

I just could not have said it better 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you expect it to?
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Ha!
I gotcha... I bet you were expecting me to say octopus at the end of Theodore Roosevelt

I trusted you, you were the chosen one 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*cough*pewdiepie*cough*
While I'll agree he wasn't that great in the first place, I still loved him for the short time he did gaming videos.

Ironic 1 comments

guest · 7 years ago

That's so fuckin deep I can't even see you anymore.

Differences between identical twins over time 8 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Innocent spring child...

This pond has a warning about feeding the ducks bread 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Damn. This was actually enlightening. I thought giving ducks bread was just what you did; I didn't realize it had so many side effects.

Luigi couldn't take it anymore 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Well, when you live in someone's shadow for 50 years...
Speaking of, are they vampires or something?

Japan makes the weirdest iphone cases 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I just looked at yukis sad post and then this so I don't know what to feel

p*rnHub sure knows to reward loyal fans 9 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Or, you know, just force shut down the laptop and/or close it.

AAAAHHHH!! 10 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I'm imagining a high-pitched girl scream coming from a dog and I'm dying.
Please post link :)

You are never too old 19 comments

guest · 7 years ago

He accomplished something he's probably wanted to do for a long time. It's hard to get a degree, let the poor man be.

I'm Fine Now 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Don't underestimate the power of lonely people, dude. We do stranger things.
Strange, straaaange things.

Are black people endangered species? 15 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The real answer is no, however. There are still many black people. Whether they are "hunted" or protected doesn't matter.

So true 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

"Oh my god. I they've found my meme stash!"

Carbs unite people 2 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Carbs unite people

Why They Say Elephants Have a Great Memory 6 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Jesus fucking Christ. I even felt the violent slam.
In all seriousness though elephants have AMAZING memory and really visible emotions so that elephant would've been super grateful to that man and remembered him

Why can't I fall this gracefully? 4 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Me trying to save my grades

What is wrong with these people?! 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

I mean I wouldn't watch it, but to each their own. If someone wants to watch it, sure, but I don't think it's animal cruelty... if so, than men should be murdered for getting their wives pregnant!

Using telekenisis to clean your room 7 comments

guest · 7 years ago

The force is with him, bruh.

Deadbeat birb 16 comments

guest · 7 years ago

Oh my god. I've never once thought about how dinosaurs mated. My life is fucking ruined oh god my brain

No thanks 20 comments

guest · 7 years ago

It's trying to communicate! Quick, lets poke 'em with a stick

true courage 18 comments

guest · 7 years ago

She didn't die, but she was questioned by CNN on whether her story was true which lead people to believe she was lying. She also did receive death threats by islamists and other people for sharing this story.

How to take it easy 3 comments

guest · 7 years ago

*slowly takes pineapple pizza from under the table*
*pours milk into bowl before cereal*