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The worst part is that I know a 16 year old dating a 40 year old..creepy as shit when he's still not in jail or anything. Her mom knows.

Give credit where it's due. R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

Beavers.

Antlers shed.

because all 300 aren't working at the same time.

We had a place in my home town that was an indoor playground. Slides, ball pits, ball launchers, rope walls, rock walls, and basically anything else a kid might have fun with that wasn't a video game.

is this where we search for the dog collars that make dogs talk?

Don't worry, there's money named after you!

I'm a dude. I put the seat and the lid down.

I say stay. At least it know's when it's alright to come out for fun lol

Truth.

This is more accurate than you might think.

When did the lions grow spots?

Why is this guy not being paid for his voice?

I like his style.

Bruce became Batman at 9.

Why did he take Bruce back to Stark Tower with him if not to be an ally/tool?

I feel like all weather should be reported this way, that way we can focus on the map..and we would get jokes like "and in the area where my stomach should be.."

Most of them are aspiring actors and models who will work for virtually nothing in order to build a portfolio

We should separate November 11 from veteran's day. November 11 should be left to remember the ending of WW1. That war marked the biggest change in warfare that would effect how we engage in combat forever. While the brave men and women who have fought, and continue to fight in wars since WW2, they are no longer fighting the same fight. There is no honor in war anymore.

Where is the original equation in that mess?

it's a stick of butter or margarine. i think it's an awesome idea for someone who doesn't want to bother with a knife

so Toronto gets harassed into moving their elephants to California because of Bob fucking Barker saying that it's at the wrong altitude, but Germany gets to keep theirs?

Not all wheelchair bound people are completely unable to stand for short periods of time. My 86 year old grandmother who had a severe stroke and can no longer walk, can still get from her chair to the cookies on the top shelf.

I wouldn't say 'Silent'.

That's thinking outside the box. Bravo.