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Damn :( 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Oh shit it was that dude. I actually really like some of his songs
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How to properly print on wood 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you're supposed to wet it first then press it on the wood and wait for it to dry
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You did me a forget 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
He was hungry
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Is this suicide or murder? 41 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Angry client mad at man for man botching a job, he proceeds to get out of chair and flings shit on the floor including chair before leaving. The man in chair having lost his an important client is now bankrupt and is pushed to suicide. I personally think it was a murder but I could see it playing out as a suicide depending on what that chart really represents
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Mug with a lock 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Like hotgluing that bitch shut or making plugs out of food grade silicon and distributing them to everybody
Mug with a lock 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I will out petty you m8, I don't even want the damn mug but one good turn deserves another so I will one up your pettiness by using non destructive methods which you guys will probably still judge me for
Too bad you guys aren't Korean students haha 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Sounds like koi to uso
Hair growth after chemo 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Wtf the pic in the bottom right corner looks exactly like my grandma except mines had slightly darker skin and hair but for a sec I thought it was my own grandmother cause even the kitchen looks similar
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Tis but a scratch 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Tis but a flesh wound
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He has been asleep for a long time 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Ok on second thought it was bugging me so I looked it up in the journal of biomechanics : "experimental investigation of failure load and fracture patterns on the c2 axis" and apparently it's actually around 1,250 ft pounds of torque although it can be higher or lower depending on three things which is the position of the neck, the persons reaction, and speed of the force applied
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He has been asleep for a long time 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's hard as fuck to snap someone else's neck much less your own. I remember looking it up a while ago out of non murder related curiosity and I think one of the sources I checked said you need to generate over 1,300 pounds of force to snap someone's neck which is more than a human can produce. Well that was a while ago so I don't know if that number is accurate but I know it was way bigger than a human can produce I'm too lazy to look it up so you can look it up if you want
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Darwin 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You'll pass out before you can finish typing that sentence though, then you'll die
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Broken? There's A Way To Fix It 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
They're intentionally broken like that for "fairy gardens"
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Didn’t knew drinking mult is a crime 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Yes but they're being a nuisance. I'd probably grab a jug and start drinking it right in front of them out of sheer spite just to show them how much I care about their beliefs
The HYPE is real 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
So are they finally telling us a release date or are we stuck with our dicks in our hand for another 3 years. At this point I'm not even looking forward to it anymore I mean how many years has it been since they originally an ounce they were making a new one
I guess p!Nk doesnt age 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is he having a midlife crisis rn?
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Imma call PETA 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Fuck that man, wasps are ripe royal cuts that go out of their way to fuck up anythings day up
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Makes perfect sense 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Twas a world war era machine gun dropped by the japs cause the japs where fucking everywhere apparently. You see them wwI japanese bunkers and planes in all kinds of video games and movies like farcry3 and Just Cause, I think Fallout3. Also tv shows and movies like Arrow or king Kong skull island and other places doing secret experiments or getting stranded in islands that aren't supposed to exist or something
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So very true 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Why does he look like he's having an allergic reaction?
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Hello there 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
When I finally woke up I didn't even know if I was actually awake or if I was still dreaming cause was just so real
Hello there 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I had this dream where I was trying to wake up but each time it did it would turn out I was still asleep and I knew I was dreaming so i desperately kept on trying to wake up and I legitimately got worried I might be trapped like in some inception shit cause each time I successfully "woke up" I would like get reset back to the sleeping position I was in
It's a white people thing 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Don't even like turkey cause it's so dry but I'd be munching on a leg right in front of him out of spite
Only Mars 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Should've used milky way instead of dairy milk
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Unexpectedly sweet 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Jesus christ why are they so expensive? For that price they better be able to alter time
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Zombie apocalypse solution! F**k you zombies! 10 comments
guest · 6 years ago
This is how the Flys from dishonered 2 are made
Man cuts up girlfriend's heels after they caused her to crash 31 comments
guest · 6 years ago
If you gon argue against him destroying her property then what about her destroying his, not to mention she destroyed something worth way more than a pair of shoes
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Whoa!! That's close 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Damn that fuckers strong as shit to be able to lift the stroller like that or it's fake which is how he lifted it with relative ease
I'm the one who overslept 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I'm kinda tempted to bring my duck hoodie/blanket to my uni now
Can you imagine? 69 comments
guest · 6 years ago
you make sound like illegal acquisition of a gun is easy, that shit ain't the black market isn't cheap ya know but you're right it's pointless to even try controlling the situation at this point with all the guns already in circulation and in the position of crackheads that like killing people and idiots that shouldn't be allowed to hold a gun
Transparent suppressor shattering 5 comments
guest · 6 years ago
That suppressor was made with a thinner piece of acrylic because the engineer knew the design would fail so he only added a thin layer of acrylic to that suppressor in particular since he never actually intended to use it. The other suppressors made with thicker acrylic all worked fine
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*laughs in mozilla* 1 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Thought it said mozzarella for a sec
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He's texting someone about tomorrow 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I was thinking the Kool aid man
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Woman Removes Six Ribs To Look Like Wonder Woman 34 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not even joking this kinda makes me wanna puke... or maybe I'm getting sick ,either way this image ain't helping
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The witch is already broken. 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Aren't we all
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When Thugs Cry 14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not even gonna lie, I'd be a cunt and pull his underwear down and run while occasionally looking back to watch his dumb ass trying to pull his shorts back up while waddling after me
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Apple likes removing organs too 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Are those testicles and if so who tf sells the right one, if you gon sell one sell the left nut
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IT is scary 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It wasn't that scary I mean I think they mixed the right amount of lolz with terror cause of the kid with glasses
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Compliment her because it looks better than mine 23 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Different guest
Anyways to be fair it wouldn't hurt to give or orkin a call I mean with a mess like that I wouldn't be surprised if there were tons of mice and cockroaches chilling in there
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Panchino has stopped working 4 comments
guest · 6 years ago
What's it called?
There's hypocrisy on both sides 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The one she's wearing isn't one but I have seen idiots wear bdsm toys meant to keep your mouth open while someone rams their cock down your throat as chokers
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When you want nice lake photo but closest lake is 200 km away 6 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Dat cohesion tho
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You thief! 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I always assumed they were complimentary gifts since they were in tiny bottles but I guess not
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It brought out the demon in him 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
*monotone* I would have never guessed if it weren't for this comment
Proof that god doesn't exist 24 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Lots of people would rather believe a beautiful lie than a painful truth
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Sex is the opposite of laugh 21 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I don't see how the pics and the words are related any way whatsoever but ok
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