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Yes, I also drank milk 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Just a tad, yeah?
Yes, I also drank milk 18 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I know I'm 24 weeks late and all but I just had to put my 2 cents in here. My mother breastfed me and didn't breastfeed my little sister. While I have only ever been on Antibiotics a total of maybe 3 or 4 times in my entire life, my sister routinely gets pneumonia every single year during the winter and is sick much more often than I ever was at her age (I'm 18 she's 9 for reference). It's just an all-round better option to breastfeed than it is to bottlefeed.
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Birds hunted by fish 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Looks like a Tarpon
She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
FUCK YOU! CURSING IS LANGUAGE FUCKNUGGET!
She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
So fuck you
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She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Cursing is language.
Poison damage 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
What kind of fights do you get into?
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She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
You must be my son because you're a cripplingly depressing douchenozzel with a redwood tree up his ass.
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She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Don't you "nah" me.
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She is wet 20 comments
guest · 5 years ago
They're both in the picture, fucknuts.
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Nerds, you aren't going unnoticed 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
I'VE GOT MY ARM SO FAR UP HER I'M WORKING HER MOUTH LIKE A MUMPET
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Rest in peace to those killed in the shooting 76 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Technically you can legally own a grenade launcher, it's just that you can't legally own the grenades.
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Being a good father 6 comments
guest · 5 years ago
And penguins are panda chickens!
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Toilet paper skin 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
That's just like your opinion, man.
Toilet paper skin 9 comments
guest · 5 years ago
The right way is relative, fam.
Every.Single.Time 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Me when I made my POV playlist
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Bad teeth 2 comments
guest · 5 years ago
God Jesus, it looks like someone punched the shit out of her mouth and all the blood just dried up.
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France vs brazil 8 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Clearly Brazil is the superior country.
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Very broken girl 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
True. In all honesty, I have nothing against you. You may be annoying at times but otherwise you're alright. I just don't like Peach.
Very broken girl 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Insults are pettier. Besides, They are much too personal for my tastes.
Very broken girl 38 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Insults are petty. I will stick to downvotes.
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Write a more tragic story in 27 words 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Shit I thought it said 27 words or less.
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Write a more tragic story in 27 words 4 comments
guest · 5 years ago
My mother is dead. My father is dead. I have no girlfriend. And I'm the asshole within my group of friends.
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Eggcelent 3 comments
guest · 5 years ago
Can I get a BONELESS PIZZA
I really don't understand 36 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hell if I know
Jumping into the abyss 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
6gssnxoebsvux
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It was about time 39 comments
guest · 6 years ago
It's shit like this that makes me hate your British guts, Peach.
Tune in Tokyo 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
"Jesus this is like the 8th time he's googled XCOM Porn."
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I've found my favourite answer Quora 9 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Me too
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Frank, you need to chill out 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
But snapping turtles are a North American species
Just changed number 18 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I am the dick man: I sell high quality dicks at low quantity prices.
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BE selfish 20 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Emosubstance has risen
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batfight 8 comments
guest · 6 years ago
The treason cake 3 comments
guest · 6 years ago
You thought it was England, but it was really me, America!
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Dwayne Johnson really is an exemplary celeb 7 comments
guest · 6 years ago
I wonder if there are any celebrities that use Funsubstance
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So Magic School Bus is coming back? 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
No!
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He got a point 17 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Hurricane Giganigga 9000
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This is entertaining 28 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Rozario is a mentally retarded human, with autism.
This made me laugh in a sad kind of way 19 comments
guest · 6 years ago
And that was the first and last comment @anna13 ever made. Good riddance, you cuntasaurus.
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Big country fan 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
She looks like a low budget Riley Ried
Just some food for thought 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
China and India, no offense to Chinese people and Indian people
Another SJW getting offended on behalf of someone else.  14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Even us guests are liked more than you. That's quite the achivement, my friend.
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Another SJW getting offended on behalf of someone else.  14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Took you a long ass time to reply. What are you afraid of? So sad.
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Another SJW getting offended on behalf of someone else.  14 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Shut up Funsubstanceuser
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Instant ego boost 11 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Is that the guy from Criminal Minds?
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"Social Media platforms" 2 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Snapchat me that pussy. Or FaceTime me that pussy if it's...cool.
Interesting take by a German 30 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Most people would nazi the sarcasm in your statement
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The best part 12 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Punch line
New to Funsubstance!! :3 22 comments
guest · 6 years ago
Not much of a stereotype, Third. But you're a dog-hatin, non-lovin, asshole that happens to be a weredog.
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How do lesbians have sex? 14 comments
guest · 7 years ago
Ever seen a monkey jerk it?