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Human rainbow 35 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They're not rating, they're comparing.
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Overly photogenic hurdler 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's her ponytail flipping up from behind her head. They are jumping after all.
I wonder what this guy thinks about pediatricians 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That does sound pretty hot.
Makes me wonder 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Guest, go read the bible. Done yet? Good, now you know that unless you have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior and believe that he died in your place and rose again so that you shall not perish but have everlasting life, you will go to hell. If you never knew about God, you're going to hell, no ifs, ands or buts. This is the very core belief of christians and that's why we are always asking people if they know about God, so we can tell them about Jesus and what he's done for us all, so they too can accept him as their personal savior. If you believe Jesus is crap and christians are liars, that's OK, because we act on faith and are obedient when the Bible tells us to be fishers of men. That's fishers, not hunters, that's what some christians get confused with. And there's only one way into Heaven, that's Jesus. There are no "good moral decisions" that will cause you to "not be judged so harshly." What you're saying is not found in the Bible and therefore is a lie.
There's still no vaccine for stupidity 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When my cousin was pregnant, she was all like, I'm gonna have a 100% natural birth because blah, blah, blah are bad for the baby. When she went into labor, she was screaming and nearly tore her husbands arm off because she was hysterical from the pain. Asked if she wanted something for the pain, her husband said no because it was really bad for the baby, or at least he tried to because my cousin screamed out, "FUCK THE BABY!" An epidural and many vaccinations later, they are a happy, heathy family.
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Disney logic 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I also have very straight hair past my waist and if I don't tie a braid before I go to bed, I will wake up with a bird's nest on my head. Some people are just lucky, I guess.
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Real brain problems 67 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Unless your a doctor, don't be impressed by these brain scans. You can scan a man and a women, a kid and an adult, someone fully rested and someone deprived of sleep, even someone doing math and someone listening to music, and in each case you would get different brain scans. There's a reason doctors go through years and years of study to even crack the surface of the workings of the human brain. These scans are worthless unless you know all the possible reasons behind them.
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Sleep paralysis is the worst 72 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I get sleep paralysis too, and thankfully not very often. I don't dream someones on top of me, but that my room is filling with water and I'm tied to the bed. It's so damn real, I can feel the water flow all around me and cover my body and face. I hold my breath as the water continues to rise to the ceiling, struggling hoplessly against my ropes. It's so fucking cold and I can feel the ropes digging into my wrists and ankles. I usually wake up gasping for air because I was really holding my breath. And no, I don't get them because I peed the bed or get tangled in my blankets. They're just nightmares that happen and I hate them.
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I want an Oscar for him 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's a story about a family trying to survive and live a normal life despite their situations. I'm not a fan of family dramas at all, but What's Eating Gilbert Grape is worth watching more then once.
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Aww... how freaking faggy 25 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Were your first human words, "Have some spaghetti"? What an awesome way to show you can talk.
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This made me mad then realized 39 comments
guest · 10 years ago
All that can be said is that homosexuals have very low reproductive rates, even if you include closeted ones, so how come there are more now (percentage wise) than 20 years ago? More now than 10 years ago? Hell, more self-identified today than last year. Because it's a choice, not genetics. If it were genetics, the "gay-gene" would have died out before it had a chance to be passed on. Not wanting to have sex with the opposite sex will do that. Even "closeted" gays have a hard time reproducing with the opposite sex. If all people with blue eyes had one child (of any eye color) for every hundred blue-eyed people alive, blue-eyes soon would be a thing of the past. Because having blue eyes is not a choice, so it has to be passed genetically on to increase in number. The exact opposite of homosexuals, their numbers (percentage wise) are increasing even though they have very low reproductive rates, even if you include closeted gays. It's because being gay is a choice. Science don't lie.
Just chillin 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Unless they got a stand-by fake number.
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BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNN 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Are they...siblings? That's just wrong.
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I bet it tastes disgusting 11 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Not water, it'll taste like already eaten gummies. Use juice, different flavors for the different colors.
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Yes. "straight" 14 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They're laughing at their friends level of denial.
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This is a painting 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
She also has a lot of huge water droplets for someone alive. I say that because this type of water pooling would only happen on leather. Human skin is too full of oils and the like that are constantly leaking out and water is constantly being asorbed in to allow water droplets to stay still like this. Not to mention the subtle movements (breathing, heart beating) that would cause the water to stream down her naked skin.
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What did he name the boy 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't think he was being punny, he's just an idiot.
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Fuel tank made out of glass 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Bullet-proof glass is very thick and you can see the layers if looking at the side. Plexiglass is also very thick. It could be plastic, but it's (again) not thick enough to hold it's shape if plastic. I'm positive this is just glass, and therefore a molotov waiting to kill you. And people make all kinds of illegal mods to their bikes, so it wouldn't suprise me if this person was just driving around in his deathtrap.
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The family that fights crime together, stays together 5 comments
guest · 10 years ago
This has to be a photo op. Banks have policies that if someone enters with a mask on, they must remove the mask before being helped or the silent alarm will be pushed. It's even a law in some places. Robbery is a very real and scary thing to have happen, so banks take every measure possible to create a safe environment. Don't try to do this at your local bank, they might push the silent alarm before you even get to the teller.
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Noooooo 4 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Why the fuck do you keep creating the same potion over and over again but still say, "At last!"? Is it a shrinking potion or a memory wipe potion? This would be funny if it was both.
Gee, I wonder why 78 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I just want to know how he blows his nose.
Maybe they should move out of that radioactive neighborhood 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Twin chicks hatching from the same egg is not possible. They would outgrow the space inside the egg before being fully developed, causing the egg to burst and killing the chicks. But they would probably suffocate before then, an egg is only made to allow enough air in for one chick, not two.
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Maybe they should move out of that radioactive neighborhood 23 comments
guest · 10 years ago
First guest, don't be a fucking moron. The yolks are for feeding the chick and two yolks means more food for baby. All turkey eggs have two yolks and only one chick eats both. Sometimes a chicken egg will be layed with two, that doesn't mean it's old and unsafe to eat, only it has two yolks instead of one.
I'm white and work in retail 8 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Sing it sister!
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Society won't let you win 13 comments
guest · 10 years ago
What if you have sex with your husband...while your other husband watches?
Any thoughts on this? 15 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Oh lumpy...
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Beautiful Poem... maybe 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
The only way your atoms will come undone when you die is if you transform into a nuclear bomb.
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Human scarecrow 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Or at least rats.
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When a good situation becomes great 37 comments
guest · 10 years ago
He's legally retarded.
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One huge ass screen 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Dammit guest, you're making Californians look bad! We have the almost the best, if not the best, earthquake resistant buildings and structures in the world. If that screen was in California, I guarantee that the very best technology humanly possible will be holding it up against earthquakes. Learn more about where you come from before you start spouting off your baseless fears.
One huge ass screen 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Ok, give me your address and I'll make sure you live there.
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Lets kill someone 17 comments
guest · 10 years ago
If you really want to fake your death, leave behind one of your limbs in an explosion or fire. It will be assumed that you died and all that's left of you is a arm or leg. It must be a whole limb too and make sure it's your own limb, DNA testing will be done on it. Using blood only for a fake death won't make it absolute in the eyes of the law. If you're missing in America for two years with evidence that you died, or seven years overseas, you will be declared dead, but your family will not get any insurance money (no body, no money) and the courts will tie up all your assets with red tape. But with a limb, it's almost a slam dunk that you will be pronounced DOA.
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Human body facts 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Most of that bacteria is living in your gut, breaking down your food for you so you can get all the nummies out of it. Good guy bacteria.
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Reasons kids cry. 28 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I don't like kids, but I sure as hell don't hate them. Hate is a very strong word, akin to wishing they were all dead. What's wrong with you first guest?
This is how I was born. 18 comments
guest · 10 years ago
That's why men with a low sperm count very rarely get a woman pregnant. Too few sperm to break down the egg's barrier.
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Poptart ad copying doge.. 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Thay are not as good as they sound. Right out of the package, they're thick, gummy and almost flavorless. Out of the toaster, they are thick, sticky and taste like stale peanuts.
One day it will be useful 9 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You have to have abnormally long arms or short torso for this to work. Most people will be unable to do this.
Perfect penmanship 22 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's double crazy perfect because Thai people don't use a romanized alphabet, but a much more floral script. It's like a native Japanese student printing perfect english letters, almost unheard of.
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Evil psychic panda 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
We may never know how evil the panda really is.
This bag of chips is being a real eco-douche 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Chips get their flavor from the way they're processed and the quality control of the potatoes. Don't blame Mother Earth because you fucked-up a step.
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All a bride wants on her wedding night 10 comments
guest · 10 years ago
You don't play with your wife, you get the job done.
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Evil psychic panda 6 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's psychic, the panda knew she was going to fall and turned to watch her tumble.
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Can't argue with that 7 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Probably college because they don't believe in omens and superstition, but in facts.
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Took me forever, but I finally got it :) 16 comments
guest · 10 years ago
It's a play on words. Shipping can mean putting people in a relation'ship'. thegestianpoet is saying to stop (relation)shipping real people (in your imaginations), but by adding "or at least poke holes in the box", turns it into stop shipping (sending/mailing something in a box to another location) real people without putting holes in the box so the real person doesn't die. You think it's for (relation)shipping but its for mail shipping. That's the joke.
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Damn kids 2 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Tell that to computers and robotic automation.
Difference between being gay and a f*ggot 64 comments
guest · 10 years ago
They used to burn everyone for everything, not just because you might be gay. Don't make history seem like it only picked on gays.
No wonder this movie was so good 12 comments
guest · 10 years ago
When Wonka pulls Mike Teavee's hair, that was Gene Wilder ad-libbing and really pulling out a chunk of the child actor's hair. That's why the kid looks at Wilder like 'what the hell?'
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Follow Einstein's advice 19 comments
guest · 10 years ago
I used to be like you mynameaintfred. Switch to non-fictioin books on topics that you find interesting, they just might reignite your love of reading. I haven't read a fiction book in almost 10 years, but have been reading non-fiction for the last 5 years at 3-4 a month and I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Rage 21 comments
guest · 10 years ago
Upper and lower case letters don't matter in email addresses.
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