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People of middle earth united against the dark lord of Syria 1 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
Had to hold back my laughter, not to wake up my sweetheart..hihihi.. did you write 'the shire' instead of Syria too?!
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Time to introduce him to the real world 15 comments
guest · 38 weeks ago
It is pretty much the same the other way around. Tight ginas are the best! But 'too tight' will hurt both partners. Women with wider poons can (could, should?) use their muscles to accomodate smaller dicks.
The women who don't use any 'techniques', are boring to have sex with. Let's all get better at lovemaking with the genitalia (tongues, titties, hands, bodies) we have to improve the experience for each other :)
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Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Exactly, Thats why we need basic income financed through an automation tax... that or another world war. Wars are great against unemployment: arms industry, Soldiers etc. The people who get killed leave jobs behind that need to be filled. And after, as well as during wars there is a great demand for buildings. Wars give the people a shitton of jobs. It may sound cynical, but that is basically how the US economy has been working for at least a 100 years. The USA without wars would look more like South Africa today...
Black james bond 28 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
WOW, that's on fckn point! I hope you work in journalism, literature, art, or something like that... Whoop, whoop!
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Nice hair 6 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
That's a nice lil' bitch
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Do you have a better idea? 16 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
The best aspect of basic income for me is, that all the unmotivated incompetent people who do not want to work anyways won't have to work for their living anymore. Their absence will make companies even more efficient. Hasn't it always been a dream of humankind to work as lttle as possible? Horses and wind for milling cereal was a first step in automation. In the future it will be possible not to work at all, and only take care of social and humanitarian issues :)
Powerful people 20 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
I genuinely hope that your drugs are capable to help you with your ailment (ritalin??? Fckn amphetamines at the age of five??? I really really hope that it helps you.....)
Powerful people 20 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Sorry if i am being nosy, but why do have to swallow pills every day?
Powerful people 20 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
You are so powerful that you are very likely to become a wizard...
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Use more elelctric! 11 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Why was that downvoted? It's funny :)
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Have you ever seen your doppelganger? 11 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Maybe me? We even have the same username...
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What kind of logic is this?! 5 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
It is about a tinder match... I guess the second one was from tinder too. None of them was seriously in love, but still I understand your argument :)
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Well, that escalated quickly 4 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
Kill me
What kind of logic is this?! 5 comments
guest · 39 weeks ago
For a date? The possibility of going out with someone? I wouldn't have waited three days after being rejected! 'Store him in the friendzone until I run out of Options'... that is despicable!
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A commuter train in Germany 8 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
It is actually safer than every other vehicle with only one fatal accident which resulted in 5 deaths (per 1.5 billion passengers that were transported safely). The train derailed because contractors forgot to remove a safety measure from the rails after working on the construction. But still it is safer than going on foot... and It is fun to use!
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A commuter train in Germany 8 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
That's not A traln, this is the [email protected]#$%&g Schwebebahn ( rail overhead train) which is UNIQUE in the whole world.
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Some people are truly stupid 6 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
Do it! I hate that so much! Especially those courteous c€&+s who wait for you to get out, but stand in the middle of the [email protected]#%'&g doorway... why don't they realize that they won't get in any quicker when they're blocking everyones passage?! When I am with someone, I tell them loudly that we are surrounded by degenerate idiots who are not only antisocial but also lack logical thinking... I immediatly feel better, but I'd prefer to tell those uncivilized monkeys to please make way, politely and to their face....
Too soon? 11 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
There are worse deaths than by bacon, although I think that is the most common death...
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Straight to the point with their packaging 5 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
Maybe I did, let's shake hands!
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Improvise. Adapt. Overcome 4 comments
guest · 40 weeks ago
Suçuk?
It's important 17 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
I am pretty sure that you belong to the D-Generation
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Jackoffbot is gay 3 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
miss me with that gay shit.
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None of us will ever be 16 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
I am sure, that you wont ever be cooler than this.
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The snow fell in a very thin line in Ohio 9 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
Chemtrails confirmed!
Dad laughs as daughter gets hunted by goose after he encourage her to provoke it 12 comments
guest · 41 weeks ago
He told her to get closer. Geese can blind people, bite off fingers especially of small children. You should teach a child about danger and a sensible treatment of animals and not endanger them. 'Be careful give it space and listen to your insinct' not 'run towards it like a lunatic'
Dad laughs as daughter gets hunted by goose after he encourage her to provoke it 12 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
He should be castrated and jailed. There is no way this dickhole should be able to reproduce anymore.
Do you even vape bro 3 comments
guest · 42 weeks ago
Bought myself a vape to reduce my smoking. It works fine and it is not like I vape everywhere now. I would smoke 5 to 6 cigarettes in less than two hours. Now I am only smoking two to three.
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